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ANALJIM
COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED.
My girlfriend is a figment of my imagination.		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 3:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 02
If i throw a rock will you leave?

happy anal jim
WoundedAngel
Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell.		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 3:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
I'm not exactly sure what is going on here but I do have to say that I love Bruce Campbell. :)


And yes that really is me, so stop asking! :P
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 3:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Whoever said I'm a hero, Austin SO topped me.

Either that, or he's rippin me off. Hoo hoo hoo.

Klaatu, verrata, niktu.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
remember i was always true


remember that i always tried


remember i loved only you


remember me and smile


for it's better to forget


than to remember me and cry





New AIM, y'know.
goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 3:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Army Of Darkness = great fucking flick!


Nothing to see here, just some scrolling text...


You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.

I like to give women pearl necklaces.


Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 3:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
gimme some sugar baby

i know a way that you can keep your hero status...



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


FTL is my hero !!!


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?


This message was edited by Drusilla on 6-26-02 @ 3:36 PM
BARRY MANILOW
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 3:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
Klaatu, verrata, niktu.


First said in "The Day the Earth Stood Still" - 1957

*Just another worthless piece of movie trivia for ya! :-p


My 15 minutes was up an hour and a half ago.

Roger: Look, It's Luke Perry's Junk.
Ant: Where?
Roger: Fag!

You're not a true member of OA.com until you have your own stalker...Right, Hot Mama?
Turk408
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 4:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Name's Ash, Housewares. Shop Smart, Shop S-Mart!!!

Let me light your fire
I love the kindredbabe, the MamaCaz, the SyKoPaThCHiK, and especially the RF and my little walking Disaster Area!!!!
Tussle King
I swear it was this big		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 4:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
-You found me attractive once.
-You got ugly real quick.

WoundedAngel
Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell.		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 4:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Actually, I think Evil Dead and Evil Dead 2 were both better than Army Of Darkness.


And yes that really is me, so stop asking! :P
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 4:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
Actually, I think Evil Dead and Evil Dead 2 were both better than Army Of Darkness.

I agree, but they don't have the classic lines like AoD. :-p

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
remember i was always true


remember that i always tried


remember i loved only you


remember me and smile


for it's better to forget


than to remember me and cry





New AIM, y'know.
Evil Dead Ash
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Good? Bad? Guy with the Gun Brigade		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 4:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Wow I feal special I have a topic about me.I'M the Evil one u summoned.Yes Bruce does email You.It took like a month for him to respond but he did.I asked him if he realy responded to email and sure enough he did.It was sarcastic but funny.
P.S You the one with the inflateable tits?

Self Proclaimed werst speler of opieanthony.com





This message was edited by Evil Dead Ash on 6-26-02 @ 5:11 PM
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 5:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
Oh geez, the mother crap again? If it didn't work with TDDB you'd think you'd try to come up with something more original. You want a fucking speech? YOU MAKE ME SICK. You and Kat make me absolutely fucking sick. Everytime I see you and that horse faced mongoloid posting I distance myself from the board even more. I am absolutely shocked you haven't been reamed 40 new assholes for your stupidity yet.


Is there something wrong with my prostate if my dick starts dripping pre-cum uncontrollably when I read words such as these?



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 5:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
There might be....want me to check it out?


Nothing to see here, just some scrolling text...


You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.

I like to give women pearl necklaces.


Mistress Raevynne
Squid fucker
And an annoying, retarded, tons-of-fun cunt.		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 6:12 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02

quote:

Oh and you're finding the cure for cancer. NO your posting on a fucking messageboard at 7 in the morning, yeah...and WE'RE the losers....
unlike you losers i hold a full time job i work 9-5 and make more money than you will ever see. so i guess the answer is you are the loser dipshit

quote:


Oh and what is your talent? Seeing how many big macs you can fit in your face at one time? Jesus christ, close that fucking blow hole of yours and get a brain.
aww make food jokes now thats original, unfortunately im not a self hating whore like you, try one better kill yourself, no one will miss you
quote:


Oh geez, the mother crap again? If it didn't work with TDDB you'd think you'd try to come up with something more original. You want a fucking speech? YOU MAKE ME SICK. You and Kat make me absolutely fucking sick. Everytime I see you and that horse faced mongoloid posting I distance myself from the board even more. I am absolutely shocked you haven't been reamed 40 new assholes for your stupidity yet.
you know what makes me sick, some dumbass cunt whore who thinks she is the shit... when all you are is a poor, self absorbed, wanna be who will never make it in life past cheap fucks and rimjobs from your friends at Riverhead Penetentary.

quote:

Wait, shouldn't you be telling me to go fuck myself?
you must be illiterate i did tell you to go fuck yourself.
quote:
Geez, I guess all the deep fried food has finally melted over what was left of your brain.
again food comments... do you really think this would work?
quote:
THERE IS NO FUCKING TOPIC. You, like a fucking retard is sending out personal fucking messages to Evil Dead Ash, when in fact there's this thing called EMAIL, which would have been the intelligent thing to do.
maybe if his email was available i would have and there is a topic but again you are illiterate so i will just let it go
quote:
But why would you do the intellligent thing? You're the sNaGlE!!!!
thats snaggle and theres no fooling you... its only obvious sherlock. oh and i posted that i changed my name. damn your smart.
quote:
You can do whatever the fuck you want.
i plan on it.
quote:
I hope you get run over by an 18 wheeler you dirty fucking cunt.
why youre not woman enough to do it yourself? fuck you and fuck your truck... hows this im going to do whatever the fuck i want and all you can do is type to your little hearts content. or leave... whichever

quote:

Geez, shouldn't you be whoring yourself out for attention somewhere?
leave katylina out of it, this is between you and me baby.



silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 6:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:
Lots of letters


You really think highly of yourself.

It's amusing.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


Jack Meehoff
Teh funny blah blah absent blah blah teh blah		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 6:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Uhm.. last time I was aware.. Austin was a guy. Get a fucking clue.


In the end it doesn't even matter
May Teh Funny Be With You

 

fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 6:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
unlike you losers i hold a full time job i work 9-5 and make more money than you will ever see.
so since you have money, that makes you better then us?nothing changes the fact that you are an annoying, stupid cunt who adds NOTHING to this board.do everybody a favor and leave now.and drag your bitch off with you.she's just as useless



JYD 4 LIFE! WOOF WOOF!

My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!

this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 6:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
yeah....you tell em Steve-Dave!!!




}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


FTL is my hero !!!


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
Evil Dead Ash
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Good? Bad? Guy with the Gun Brigade		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 6:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
All this fighting over A topic regarding to me.I love it.Excuse me while I sit back and watch err I mean read.


Self Proclaimed werst speler of opieanthony.com
Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 7:05 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Oh my....where to begin... You're post is dripping with stupidity like Slash's dick is dripping with pre-cum.

quote:
unlike you losers i hold a full time job i work 9-5 and make more money than you will ever see. so i guess the answer is you are the loser dipshit


Oh yeah, the whole "I'm so fucking rich" angle ALWAYS works...

quote:
unfortunately im not a self hating whore like you, try one better kill yourself, no one will miss you


Self Hating? Actually, I kinda like myself, I think it's more of a me hating you because you are a fucking annoying waste of a username.

quote:
you know what makes me sick, some dumbass cunt whore who thinks she is the shit... when all you are is a poor, self absorbed, wanna be who will never make it in life past cheap fucks and rimjobs from your friends at Riverhead Penetentary.


Hey fucklips, I'm a DUDE.

quote:
leave katylina out of it, this is between you and me baby.


NO.

quote:
you must be illiterate i did tell you to go fuck yourself.

maybe if his email was available i would have and there is a topic but again you are illiterate so i will just let it go


Repetitive Much?

Btw...I see sarcasm is lost on your glazed over eyes.

I love the Wnew's Girl, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

I have finally found clarity and pure serenity....
AIM

I act like shit dont phase me....

Inside it drives me crazy...

My insecurities could eat me alive.....



HOO HOO, I invented Codemonkeys!


In a Perfect World, We'd All Be Yankees.

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 7:08 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
have i ever mentioned that austin's rage makes me wet....hoo hoo


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er

I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King

Mistress Raevynne
Squid fucker
And an annoying, retarded, tons-of-fun cunt.		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 8:12 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
that some funny shit comming from someone not even old enough for a work permit... and yes i am better than you. now back to the topic... hello ash welcome to your thread... what other bruce campbell movies do you like? my favorite is a toss up between the evil dead trilogy and mindwarp

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 8:18 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
i know others have said it but cant you just e-mail him, and if you want to talk about the movie did you know there is an entertainment forum for that purpose?


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er

I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King

Evil Dead Ash
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Good? Bad? Guy with the Gun Brigade		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 8:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
[email protected] if it makes you happy.And please I do not want to get between fights of other board members.My fave was AOD.But the ED trilogy ain't my favorite movies.I'm more of a Star Wars fan.


Self Proclaimed werst speler of opieanthony.com
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 8:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
So uh... how's it goin, EDA? I liked that movie too.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!



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