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Ree
Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Reaver Strike Battalion
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Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.		posted on 06-30-2002 @ 8:24 PM      
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If I could fuck anywhere in the world, I would have to have sex in a boat on the Venice canal.

Very romantic and shit.



Fuck with me and die. Rehab is for quitters. Overdose? Try harder.

I love the WNEW'S GIRL, Follow This Logic, my brother in Rage, and your fucking mother.HYBRID is GEY

Shame on a nigga who tries to run game on a nigga.
Ree
Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Reaver Strike Battalion
Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred
Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.		posted on 06-30-2002 @ 8:24 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Edit- Another great place to fuck would be in Alkey's left ear. Gak^3



Fuck with me and die. Rehab is for quitters. Overdose? Try harder.

I love the WNEW'S GIRL, Follow This Logic, my brother in Rage, and your fucking mother.HYBRID is GEY

Shame on a nigga who tries to run game on a nigga.

This message was edited by Ree on 6-30-02 @ 8:31 PM
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 06-30-2002 @ 8:29 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
So romantic you posted it twice


LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!!
Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

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SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 06-30-2002 @ 8:42 PM      
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quote:
In my gf's co-worker's snatch


Facey, you have a girlfriend?

How come you've never mentioned her until now?



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



This message was edited by SLASH on 6-30-02 @ 8:54 PM

The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all		posted on 06-30-2002 @ 8:46 PM      
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quote:
I would have to have sex in a boat on the Venice canal.
Those canals are nothing more than sewers. Piss, shit, garbage, and they stink. You might as well open your cesspool, throw a raft in, and fuck on that.



Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 06-30-2002 @ 8:47 PM      
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I didn't want to make you jealous. I know how much of a bitch you can be when you are scorned



For the road less traveled ain't for the faint of heart
For those who choose to play it safe and never stray too far
Me I want to live my life and one day leave my mark
And it all might come together
And it all come unraveled
On the road less traveled


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 06-30-2002 @ 10:23 PM      
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quote:
Facey, you have a girlfriend?

How come you've never mentioned her until now?



Fez enjoys his privacy.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 1:59 AM      
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quote:
Edit- Another great place to fuck would be in Alkey's left ear. Gak^3



HA!!!!!!!!!!!1111 that actually made me laugh out loud.


hey slashy - i'm listening to the cars...



weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hybrid's #1!!!!!1 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


FTL is my hero !!!


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
ANALJIM
COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED.
My girlfriend is a figment of my imagination.		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 7:30 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 02
In a jet or Madison Square Garden.

happy anal jim
Tussle King
I swear it was this big		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 8:38 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
In one of the Olsen Twins beds.

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 9:06 AM      
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Definatley a Bar9 bathroom stall.

Quote of the Dayssssss - "Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol" - Somebody


Lord Slug
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 9:18 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
To get back on track, I believe that the question is "Where would you do it?" My answer is the Eiffel Tower during a sunset. A couple of years ago, I was already there with a French woman (who shaves). I just didn't have the guts to do it. When you are on the West side of the tower, no one is paying any attention to anything except for the sunset. We probably could have gotten away with it too. Damn, I'm a pussy!


I am the master of the obvious.
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 9:25 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
hey slashy - i'm listening to the cars...


I'd do it while I'm driving Drusilla home :)



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE 		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 10:10 AM      
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On the bridge between the Petronas Towers in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia .... during a thunder & lightning storm



pantee man
Another asshole Isles fan who didn't say shit until they started winning.		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 12:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
on acid in satans castle






Who can make the sun shine on a cloudy day?

The Pantee Man Can.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 12:48 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:
i think id pick Yankee Stadium during a game

:shudders:
I think they may call the game. j/k

Rain definatley interests me.

Quote of the Dayssssss - "Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol" - Somebody


WoundedAngel
Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell.		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 12:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
I wanna do it in the presidential suite of a high class Vegas hotel. :P


Meow?
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE 		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 1:06 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
I always liked the Vegas idea too....

but I'd want it to be really flashy.... red velvet, gilded lions, mirrors everywhere heheh



WoundedAngel
Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell.		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 1:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Yes! Very naughty and vice-full! with alchohol and some coke on trays, around the room. Lol, I think I watch "The Stand" way too much. :P


Meow?
ANALJIM
COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED.
My girlfriend is a figment of my imagination.		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 1:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 02
The seven sacred pools on the island of kaui.

happy anal jim
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 2:02 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
 ;)



weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hybrid's #1!!!!!1 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


FTL is my hero !!!


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 2:11 PM      
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quote:
Yes! Very naughty and vice-full! with alchohol and some coke on trays, around the room.


All I have to say... yes.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

Thumper8u
hanger-on		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 2:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
I think I would do it in a gynocologists office, so I could make use of all those neat tools...slide down a little farther honey..

Dr Pap Smear at your cervix madam... :-D


"So long as they don't get violent, I want to let everyone say what they wish, for I myself have always said exactly what pleased me." -- Albert Einstein
Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 3:57 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
Everywhere. I'd take a trip around the world and do it anywhere I felt like it...which would be about every 15 minutes! ;)

Joey






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Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 5:13 PM      
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In the prison for hot female white-collar criminals.

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