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Rog2K
posted on 04-05-2001 @ 1:22 PM      
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quote:

If you put the hamster explosion story together with Rog's feltching idea, Gonzo will have a happy fucking weekend.


Just think, if you can get the hampster to explode, then no more late night trips to the ER when he gets "caught" in a tight place....


"The ass-f's need to be crushed."-Buttmunch
NJDude
posted on 04-05-2001 @ 1:23 PM      
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Were you nice enough to give the hamster a reach around!!!



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Parents have a big misconception about rock. Like they say, "I don't want you to be involved with it because you'll become a drug addict or an alcoholic." Well, guess what? If I wasn't in rock n' roll I'd be a real mess...
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posted on 04-05-2001 @ 1:32 PM      
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I just wanted to thank you all
I feel so much more normal now...after comparing myself to you sick little monkeys

NJDude
posted on 04-05-2001 @ 1:43 PM      
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Did ya talk dirty to the hamster. "Your a dirty hamster aren't you?!!??!!"



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Parents have a big misconception about rock. Like they say, "I don't want you to be involved with it because you'll become a drug addict or an alcoholic." Well, guess what? If I wasn't in rock n' roll I'd be a real mess...
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DoughBoy
posted on 04-05-2001 @ 1:50 PM      
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That is some funny ass shit! ROFLMAO! First post I choose to read in a LONG ass time and it was too fucking funny! Nicey nice

Cap'n Fudge
posted on 04-05-2001 @ 1:51 PM      
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Balisarious,

Just keep an eye on the dog...the hampster's been bragging.

He should have seen it coming, but it happened way too fast

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Mr. Brownstone
posted on 04-05-2001 @ 1:53 PM      
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One time, when I was in band camp, I stuck a hamster...


We'll roll on with our heads held high
Our conscience in the gutter
Our dreams up in the sky
---The Living End


I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...
Rog2K
posted on 04-05-2001 @ 2:04 PM      
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quote:

Just keep an eye on the dog...the hampster's been bragging.


Don't forget about mommy with the peanut butter calling the cat...


"The ass-f's need to be crushed."-Buttmunch
Froy
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posted on 04-05-2001 @ 2:06 PM      
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So tell us, how big of a map of hawaii did he leave in your hand?


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Sephiroth
posted on 04-05-2001 @ 2:17 PM      
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LMMFAO, too goddamn much man. When you guys got home, did he give you a Cleaveland Steamer?



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Rog2K
posted on 04-05-2001 @ 2:22 PM      
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For some reason, I just have this image of a hampster giving a rusty trombone.


"The ass-f's need to be crushed."-Buttmunch
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 04-05-2001 @ 2:27 PM      
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Shit, he didn't even have to buy you dinner...SLUT!!!!!!!!!

He should have seen it coming, but it happened way too fast

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The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 04-05-2001 @ 2:49 PM      
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quote:

For some reason, I just have this image of a hampster giving a rusty trombone.

Richard Gere checking in: I've always preferred a Dirty Gerbil Sanchez myself...

"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 04-05-2001 @ 4:08 PM      
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Oh my god a masturbating hamster!! How funny!! :) What did you tell the kiddies?


How I'm craving you, yeah!
Every time I'm near you
I always want to swallow you down
I'll be right here if ya' need me
In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why
I'll never disappear




adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-05-2001 @ 4:36 PM      
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Am I the only one that thought of Stephen Lynch when I read this story.



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Head its just not for breakfast anymore
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 04-05-2001 @ 5:36 PM      
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Ok I hate to be the one to burst evryones buble or something like that,but..... You all do realise that this is a joke correct? This is an e-mail joke that has been going around for years.So I guess you can say I just rooned it.

FROY = puppy And Kid = Big dick black
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 04-05-2001 @ 5:56 PM      
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[ignoring brokenjaw's comment}so did someone yell out armageddon or not?[/ignoring brokenjaw's comment]



You know, evil comes in many forms, be it a man-eating cow or Joseph Stalin. But you can't let the package hide the pudding. Evil is just plain bad! You don't cotton to it! You gotta smack it on the nose with the rolled up newspaper of goodness! Bad dog! Bad dog!


~Tazz~
posted on 04-05-2001 @ 6:03 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
thats sick,but funny

Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 04-05-2001 @ 6:04 PM      
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quote:

[ignoring brokenjaw's comment}so did someone yell out armageddon or not?[/ignoring brokenjaw's comment]




Boy seems like I get that evry where these days.LMAO

And for Face..............ARMAGEDDON!!!11

FROY = puppy And Kid = Big dick black


This message was edited by Brokenjaw on 4-5-01 @ 6:06 PM
OPM * chick
posted on 04-05-2001 @ 6:20 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Balisarious, did u by any chance leave any Horny Goat Weed lying around next to the hamster cage?

lol I really enjoyed ur story, it was funny as hell and also provided more proof that marriage is hell. Take note kids! :)



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FaithfulListener
posted on 04-05-2001 @ 6:36 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Very cute story. I'm glad my son wants to get a snake and not a hamster!!

Adopted by PanterA..my hero!


devilish diva
posted on 04-05-2001 @ 9:00 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
hey broken could you learn to spell? I think they have hooked on phonics for people like you.

Tequila
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Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 04-05-2001 @ 10:02 PM      
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quote:

So I guess you can say I just rooned it


Just like you roon everything. From what DW told me .... did I just type that .... damn [jedimindtrick]IGNORE LAST COMMENT[/jedimindtrick]

BTW....I hope you didnt have any liquid in your mouth after jerking off the hampster

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This message was edited by Tequila on 4-5-01 @ 10:05 PM
zootybang
posted on 04-05-2001 @ 10:20 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Didn't anyone but me catch the part where he tried to grab the "baby"?He could have ripped it right off.Imagine if YOU we're spankin' it,and some giant hand came out of nowhere and tried to pull your crank out of the engine.Oh,the humanity.
Actually,if you had a giant hand to do that,you wouldn't NEED to spank it,would you?



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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 04-05-2001 @ 11:03 PM      
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Zooty do you read the other post or just hit reply when you read the 1st post?


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