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weinie
posted on 04-09-2001 @ 10:37 AM      
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Tanks grumpy!

BTW, old mustands, i.e. 68-72 8 cyls. fastbacks/ragtops were manly.

New mustangs are lame. Underpowered. I used to have a 93 firebird formula. I smoked every new mustang with ease! Except for the custom models (Cobra, Boss, etc), they are seriously underpowered, have chassis that are about as rigid as an 90 yr. old mans dick, and they all handle as sloppy as a drunken crack whore.

Definite chick car.



This message was edited by weinie on 4-9-01 @ 10:45 AM
SeXxie Lil' OpAck Grl
posted on 04-09-2001 @ 11:02 AM      
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Ahhhhh I hate all the chick cars....but i also dont like cars, im a SUV girl. the guy cars there though man, that sucks i would walk away from a guy in one of those cars LOL to damn sporty :)

Oh and Jettas, i think guys are better in Jettas than girls...two of my cousins drive jettas, both guys :)


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posted on 04-09-2001 @ 11:14 AM      
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Wow.... Sexxie touched on something no one had thought of.... the ENTIRE CATEGORY devoted to women.... SUVs!

Think of a manly SUV. It's hard.

Chevy Suburban (sometimes women are in this too)
Ford Excursion (again, seen women in it)
BMW X5 (any SUV with 18" rims, low profile tires, and 0-60 in under 6 is a guy car, even if women DO drive it)

Kid, wanna defend your "Cute Ute" on this one?

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Metalfan
posted on 04-09-2001 @ 11:19 AM      
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quote:

Think of a manly SUV. It's hard


The Hummer....men drive it while women do it! Nuff said!

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posted on 04-09-2001 @ 11:24 AM      
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A Hummer (the truck, not the action) is only manly if you're using it for what it's made to do - namely, beating the shit out of it with off-roading and all that fun stuff. If you've got a Hummer and you're just using it for street driving, you might as well be a woman, cause you're a rich sonuvabitch who got the Hummer just cause it's expensive and you want to look cool - not thinking about how it's insanely oversized, not comfy, and noisy as hell.

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Ronreddog
posted on 04-09-2001 @ 11:30 AM      
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3. Chevy Camaro

"...with twice the horsepower needed. Used to show other guys how manly you really are."

HMMMMMMMMMMM, my car made the Guys list. Too bad it only has one Model Year left before GM retires it and the Firebird.

Out of the Chicks car, the best one there is either the Beetle or Miata. I would RIDE in one, but, probably not drive it.

I thought the Celica might make the list. Nice car! :)

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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 04-09-2001 @ 11:35 AM      
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FTL,

Manly SUVs: Jeep Cherokee and Wrangler. Take one off the highway and into the dirt, and you'll see.

He should have seen it coming, but it happened way too fast

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BARRY MANILOW
posted on 04-09-2001 @ 11:36 AM      
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OK...but where do Mini-vans fit in? ;)


Metalfan
posted on 04-09-2001 @ 11:44 AM      
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quote:

how it's insanely oversized, not comfy, and noisy as hell.


Damn, were you describing the Hummer, or Grump's mom's box??? :)

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Ronreddog
posted on 04-09-2001 @ 12:12 PM      
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Fuck SUV's, the biggest waste of production in the US! I have never liked them, I think they are only useful for those people in the Plains states.

Who the fuck needs those vehicles in Jersey or the City, unless you like to feel that you are "above" the rest?

Give me a sports car any day over one of these worthless pieces of shit!

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posted on 04-09-2001 @ 12:18 PM      
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I'm with the Dog. Hell, if you need 4-wheel-drive THAT badly, go buy a fucking Audi.

But I just thought of something worse than SUVs. FAKE SUVS. What is a fake SUV?

Subaru "Outback". (really a Subaru Legacy or Impreza wagon with big wheels and a beefy suspension)
Subaru Forester. (can you categorize this pathetic POS?)

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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 04-09-2001 @ 12:22 PM      
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RRD,

My Cherokee can do 65 just like any sports car. The advantages are space, low end torque and the fact I can drive the thing just about anywhere I want to. Oh yeah, and my insurance isn't through the roof either.

And unlike the soccer moms in their Rav 4s, Cherokees are made for real offroading. I'm out a couple of times a month and yet to get stuck.

He should have seen it coming, but it happened way too fast

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BARRY MANILOW
posted on 04-09-2001 @ 12:38 PM      
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UUhhhhmmmm.....My wife has a Subaru Outback....'nuff said.


Ronreddog
posted on 04-09-2001 @ 12:42 PM      
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Cap'n, you are the exception to the many out there. You actually use yours OFF ROAD. How many people buy them for that purpose though? They are always heavily advertized during the winter months as the solution to driving in the snow and ice.

Safety statisitics will tell another story. These vehicles have a high tendency to rollover, especially for people who do not know how to drive them, or take the time to learn. They are no better in ice then my Camaro (well, okay, I am exaggerating a bit here).

I owned a Ford Bronco II (worst purchase of my life). I hated it, I was glad that my ex-wife wanted it when we divorced, cause I would have sold it!

I will stick with my 1988 Camaro IROC, which gets about the same gas mileage as an SUV, but, looks much better and is faster! Try driving an SUV at 90 and make an evasive manuver(sp?), and see what happens!

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spitfire421
posted on 04-09-2001 @ 12:44 PM      
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I just hate the term SUV...it's a truck for christ's sake!!!!!

My third car, I thought was the ultimate chick car:

Mine was electric blue with flourescent pink writing and a white convertible top; damn I miss tooling around in that car, you could always count on it to help you pick up the boyz :)


I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.


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This message was edited by spitfire421 on 4-9-01 @ 12:46 PM
FukMeBoobs
posted on 04-09-2001 @ 12:47 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I had a red 98 Neon..Expresso edition. It was fun when I was into driving down the shore with my other chick friends. But now I'm sick of the squeaky clean, bubble-gum snapping image these chick cars give you. I think it is much sexier to see a chick drive a pick up. I was really close to buying a pick up truck but then I decided that filling it up with gas all the time was gonna cost me a pretty penny. So I decided to buy a black 2000 Cherokee. It has been so much fun to drive(not to mention the backseat can be fun too =)) and I still attract attention from passer-bys. So, chick cars may be cutesy and fun, but trucks are way more sexier. =)


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posted on 04-09-2001 @ 1:06 PM      
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quote:

My Cherokee can do 65 just like any sports car.


65? Who does 65 anymore? When I'm on the highway, I do 80, no less. Many times up around 85. And ya know something? At 80, I'm going along with the flow of traffic.

So, while I'm doing 85, your speedo TOPS OUT at 85. Mine goes to 160, though I'm fairly sure my car can never do it. I've had it to 110, though - and I still had loads of power leftover. I think I could probably hit 130-ish, if given the chance.

And that's really not even a sports car - just a fully-loaded 2000 Passat GLX.

Want 4WD? Audi A4. The 1.8T engine tosses out 170 HP for a starting MSRP of $24,540. 0-60 is around 8... not bad for the lowest-end 4WD. Go higher in price, and it gets better.... like $35-36,000 for the BMW 330xi...

Now I'm all started on luxo-sedans.... hot damn I love those cars....

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GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 04-09-2001 @ 2:01 PM      
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My car is great to pick up guys in, usually guys expect a guy to be in my 93 firebird, because i have a system and slightly tinted windows, but when they pull up next to it, and its filled with me and my friends its great. The absolute best is when i beat them when they want to race. For all you long islanders I love to cruise the "pike". I just wish i had t-tops like my old car that was the best


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fatty chopped meat
posted on 04-09-2001 @ 3:09 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
the issue here is whether or not the car is hooked up or not...........

many people would argue that the ACURA INTEGRA is a chick car. i would have to beg to differ... i hooked it up so its more manly these days >> plus its red not that fag ass teal green that the honeys love to buy.



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This message was edited by fatty chopped meat on 4-9-01 @ 3:13 PM
CacaSmooches
posted on 04-09-2001 @ 3:18 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I love my 96 Camaro, unfortunately I only have the 6 Cylinder(Insurance reasons) but for a 6 it's pretty fucking bad... Once I get the Dual exhaust put in, and have the Air Intake tweaked with, I will be able to take on them hooked Acuras and Hondas(Although I smoke most of them anyway on the curves... I don't have to throw the brakes they usually do)

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Ronreddog
posted on 04-09-2001 @ 4:09 PM      
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quote:

The absolute best is when i beat them when they want to race.



C'mon Grk, sounds like a challenge to me! I'll race my IROC against your Firebird anytime sweetie. Wanna race for pink slips? (reverting to Grease)

Nice car, post a pic. I have already posted a pic of mine, but, here it is again for those 'Maro lovers out there!



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SeXxie Lil' OpAck Grl
posted on 04-09-2001 @ 7:21 PM      
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quote:

Fuck SUV's, the biggest waste of production in the US



GRRRRRRR dont talk about my babies like that, I dont care how much gas they guzzle or what they do, SUV's are this girls best friend...

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quote:

Who the fuck needs those vehicles in Jersey or the City, unless you like to feel that you are "above" the rest?


Personally (my opinion this means) I think ppl in sports cars think they are on top, SUVS have so many more uses than a sports car, especially if u have kids, even though mini-vans are becomes pretty nuts themselves.

Dream car...(probably wont get it) Grand Cherokee Laredo Limited (2002 previews) its got everything in it...god what i would do for that car! MMMM so does this mean im above everyone...nah, not even close, but does make me feel better ;-)

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posted on 04-09-2001 @ 8:43 PM      
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RRD, My next car will be a 2001 Camaro Z-28 SS with the HO exauhst system mmmm....335 HP, 500 watt monsoon sound system, 6-speed tranny, and of course T-tops!!!

Grump, did you have to have special seats, and controls put in because of your vertical disadvantage? LOLOL FORD=Found On Road Dead, Fix Or Repair Daily

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GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 04-09-2001 @ 9:34 PM      
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quote:

C'mon Grk, sounds like a challenge to me! I'll race my IROC against your Firebird anytime sweetie. Wanna race for pink slips? (reverting to Grease)


Ron you would probably blow me away, but once i get my 99 Grand Prix GTP, we can talk ;-)
but here is a pic what my car looks like, not my actual car but it is the same thing basically, mine is just 2 years older and I like my rims better


as for SUV's they are alright, I dont personally like them and everyone and their mother seems to be getting one. But if i did get one it would be the Escalade or the new Lexus or Acura one.


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Metalfan
posted on 04-10-2001 @ 9:00 AM      
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QT, nice wheels.....how much does a ride cost ;-)

More chick cars.....

Toyota Solara
Nissan Altima
Hyundai Tiburon
Saturn Coupe
Toyota RAV4
Honda CRX
Ford Escape (sorry K1d)

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