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WookiePoolParty
posted on 05-27-2001 @ 4:26 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Corinne.
We were 17.
My friend's house. ("Jeff, I lost my virginity. I think it's behind your couch...")
Kenny G was on. (Don't say nuttin'! It made her horny. She wanted it and I wasn't arguin'!)
quote:

anything, i guess i just had a very dainty vag.

...hmmm. "Dainty Vag?" Might become the first message-board name I've seen actually inspired by the message board!

-Mace

Can I Open My Eyes Now ?!?!?!
F N Moron
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posted on 05-27-2001 @ 4:43 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
My 15th Birthday... she was a month or two shy of 16... in her bed with The Cars "Candy-O" on the turntable...


Professional Slacker
Currently in need of psychiatric help
wage
posted on 05-27-2001 @ 9:08 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Jenn, we were 15, i believe some 2Live Crew. LMAO!

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posted on 05-27-2001 @ 9:34 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
::thinks if she should put herself on the line and post this...ill get back to you people on this one::

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WoundedAngel
Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell.
posted on 05-28-2001 @ 1:19 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
I lost in to Doug. I was 15, he was 18. I was wearing my ROTC uniform and George Carlin was playing in the background.

HUMMERS4ALL
posted on 05-28-2001 @ 3:49 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Sep. 00
I was 17
Kevin was 21
in the attic
no music, but I think I was humming a lil tune in my head....(It's a small world after all...)



Happily adopted by adolescentmasturbator :)
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TAZZA-911
posted on 05-28-2001 @ 9:32 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
I was 15
Kate was 17
At her place after a Bomfunk MC concert, nuff said.

Lt_Boogaloo
posted on 05-28-2001 @ 1:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Rebecca Abel

her room at college (room 316, suite B third floor, Hassinger Hall)

some Shania Twain song (cause her room mate was watching TV in the other bed)

Thank you for bringing up the evil that was my past....

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Breasts!! One More Shot! One More Beer!!
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GAGOOTZ
posted on 05-28-2001 @ 2:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Hmmm, doesn't everyone know my sex life already? Well I might as well share like the others:
I was (am) 17,
She was (is) 16,
Shelle Bink was the girl
Around the block from the OA.com Baord Party in Montclair, N.J. in my car.




"Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane rotten crotch through her pretty pink panties are OVER!

This message was edited by GAGOOTZ on 6-4-01 @ 10:58 PM
Shelle Bink
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 11:01 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Thanks Gagootz !! Glad I Could Help You Out That Night ((Ah, Drunken Teens In A Car))

I sound like a filthy whore... *shrugs* oh well.

Let's see... virginity...

my first time sucked... and for a while after it -- it still sucked coz it was the same guy.

so the first time i count is when i was 13, still a baby punk rawker and in the bathroom with a drummer from my fav band. Ironically he'd become my best friend... go figure.

Some Song By The Band "Still Life" Was Playing Since We Were In A Venue And All... They Were just through a wall.

Geezus... That Depresses Me A Bit; I Kinda Wish I Was A Late Bloomer


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Proud TEEN Who Enjoys The "Art" Of Mating

av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 2:18 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

guess i just had a very dainty vag.


that's one of the funniest things i've ever read!
her name was lori
she was 13
i was 16
her bed
ozzy randy rhoads tribute was playing
and she taught me quite a bit


av8er
FIGHT CENSORSHIP ON THE NET!!



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Newbie! vg Y's me
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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 2:27 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
well, since this has been brought back to the top, i'll play:
3 months before i turned 16, thanksgiving of, hmm, let me see, that would've been 91, i think, justin, on delray beach, no music, just the sound of waves hitting the sand...



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Silvio Dante
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 8:46 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Wait, av8er, you were 16 and she was 13. That is just wrong. Couldn't you get someone in high school at least. You should be in jail.

By the way, I forget who was 15 and got the 42 year old broad, but nice work.

Robin's ass is so fat, her blood type is Ragu.




av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 11:56 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

You should be in jail.

nahh we dated for about a year and I wasn't her first...i think he was like 18 or so...now you tell me who should be in jail..besides...i was a shy kid and she wanted me in the worst way...i couldn't turn her away...i felt lucky.

--edit-- not that it makes much difference now (15 years later) i think i was fifteen..after you raised that question i did some math..it doesn't add up..oh whatever...


av8er
FIGHT CENSORSHIP ON THE NET!!



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This message was edited by av8er on 6-5-01 @ 12:05 PM
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 12:57 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
jen
we were both 15
i was her second
we did it in the stairwell of my HS
no music playing
i was a bumbling idiot
i got much better after that


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"Was it a dream where you see yourself in, sort of, Sun God robes, on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"
"No. "
"Why am I the only person that has that dream?"

GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, tell him to drop dead.
Bartman
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 2:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
there seem to be a couple of jens here at least the math doesnt add up to the jen that i have my eyes on that seems all goody to shoes

i should be able to break her (maybe)


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This message was edited by Bartman on 6-5-01 @ 2:42 PM
StayOutDaBushes
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 2:15 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Back to the top, for another exciting season of...The Virginity Game-Online Edition V-2.5



IN A PERFECT WORLD, WE'D ALL BE YANKEES

Kim
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 7:12 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Ugh...



"If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain."
-Maya Angelou

"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."
-Ingrid Bergman
WhatsInMyPants
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 8:50 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
i was 15.
peter was 19.
i snuck him into my house with the parents sleeping upstairs.
jethro tull's "thick as a brick" was playing.

Unicron
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 8:56 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Mar. 01
i was................oh wait...nevermind

Psycho Bitch
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 9:50 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
I was 18...Erik was 17 and it was at his house. Def Leppard's Love Bites was playing....pretty appropriate now that I think about it... ha ha


Much thanks to Grumpy and my "master" for this kick ass sig pic :)


~~Psycho Bitch~~
"The definition of insanity is repeating the
same behavior over and over expecting
different results"


Proud graduate of Metalfan's purgatory for newbies....but still his "slavegirl" :p
Black Lazerus
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 9:55 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
ok i have a split:
I got head from a girl named Sue she was 17 at 13 didn't know what it was loved it ever since
sex i didn't have till i was 15 girls name was Monica she was 19
no music.

"Yeah I am an asshole!",So what's your problem?



6:00am another chick in the house,
6:15 another chick kicked her out ,
Spent one minute trying to dig her out,
the other 14 tried put it in her mouth.

darthziggy
Isles fan for life
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 3:55 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
could be the most quoted line in any single post
quote:

i guess i just had a very dainty vag.
jon? comment?
anyway, cron and bartman, i'm in the same situation, so don't worry. soon...


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posted on 07-25-2001 @ 4:41 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
-Meyeon Parke

-London, England

-The Sweet Song of my nuts hitting the back of her ass.



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