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GonzoStyle
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:21 PM      
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I sometimes enjoy rubbing tuna oil on my penis and having the cat lick it off my balls. This give me an instant erection. I then begin beating the cat in the head with the shaft of my penis which cause the cat to begin biting my nut sack and clawing away at my penis and then i smack the cat away and start rubbing myself and the mixture of blood and oil makes me cum. oil and water may not mix but oil and blood works magic



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GonzoStyle
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:22 PM      
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ooh i just remembered another fun activity to do.

I like to wrap my balls in barbwire and then run a straight razor up my pee-hole until blood starts to flow. Then I get excited and let my load go and it mixes with the blood and then I use it for tarter sauce in my fries. This is a good idea if you don't have catsup handy.



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posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:24 PM      
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GonzoStyle translated:

Welcome Philadelphia!

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posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:27 PM      
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The last time a tuned into Shop at Home a week ago, Don West wasn't on. So I'll go with Gonzo's idea. Thanks.

I'm like a chocoholic, but for booze.
Sephiroth
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:35 PM      
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My Turn in the Barrel
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:36 PM      
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LMMFAO!!!!1111, Too fuckin funny Seph.

I'm like a chocoholic, but for booze.
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posted on 06-07-2001 @ 3:24 PM      
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WNEW reruns the previous day's Ron and Fez from 2-5 am. Masutrbating works too. So does Don West.

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posted on 06-07-2001 @ 3:30 PM      
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I usually play Unreal Tournament or Elite Force online. Theres nothing like the low-pings you get in the middle of the night :)



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This message was edited by hornygoatweed23 on 6-7-01 @ 3:32 PM
Vegeta
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 6:52 PM      
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I usually kill reandom people on the streets of New York and count how many minutes it takes for the cops to come.


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Jennitalia
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 7:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
if im up at that time it's either because i have to pee or because i need some sex




NJDrunkrone
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 7:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Get drunk or take alot of drugs so you passout


Teen Tomato Boys
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 7:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
other games...
Half-Life War Craft (1 2 or 3)
NHL 2000 Diablo(1 or 2)
Snood Panty Raider(Like tomb raider except you steal panties)
Marbles Wolfenstein
Sega Swirl Rainbow 6


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posted on 06-07-2001 @ 7:34 PM      
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quote:

Snood Panty Raider(Like tomb raider except you steal panties)


That was generally accepted as one of the worst video games ever.



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KeeKee
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 7:57 PM      
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quote:

if im up at that time it's either because i
have to pee or because i need some sex

..me too Jen

or
1. drunk posting and IMming - or phone calls
2. Sleep
3. or bed spns

But go with the masturbation thing like Sephiroth
said


Whackbag
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 10:02 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Usually sling so many webs my room looks like the batcave. Or I play googies.

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posted on 06-07-2001 @ 10:22 PM      
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The saddest thing is, I'm usually on the board. *realizes how pathetic that is and shoots herself*






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posted on 06-07-2001 @ 10:42 PM      
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quote:

I sneak next door and analy violate my neighbors wife.
Son of a bitch, I gotta start locking that window.

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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 06-08-2001 @ 4:03 AM      
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well, since i'm almost always up at 3,4,5 am, i often: watch tv, listen to the radio/cds, surf the net, chat in our lovely little chatroom (although that's usually over by about 3) um, sex is always good. well, that's about all i can think of right now, oh and these are much better enjoyed while intoxicated, but not when you have the hiccups like i do now, goodnight and have a fabulous friday :)



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posted on 06-08-2001 @ 9:24 AM      
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quote:

Usually sling so many webs


What are you Spiderman? (or Spiderspaz)

And Ikea, do you really masturbate to Don West?? Thats kinda scary.





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posted on 06-08-2001 @ 10:56 AM      
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i sleep

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posted on 06-08-2001 @ 10:57 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
uhm, sleep maybe?


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posted on 06-08-2001 @ 11:45 AM      
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Hye, I have to go to bat for Barell here, sometimes sleep is NOT an option. Anyone who has suffered from insomnia for even a few nights knows this.
About two years ago, I had this job where I worked nights, doing overnight tech support for a crappy little company. No one ever called, EVER, but I still had to be in that building, alone, and stay awake. After working hours like 12:00 midnight - 9:00 am for a few months, trying to get back to a normal sleeping patter can be difficult.
I would usually just stay up and talk to random people on Instant Messenger. You can meet some pretty strange folks on the internet at 3:00 am

My Turn in the Barrel
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 06-08-2001 @ 2:24 PM      
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Yea, what Doc said. Hopefully I will be able to fall asleep earlier when I get a job. At least Crx has the same sleeping schedule as me. Insomnia chicks are SO Cool, hehe ;)

I'm like a chocoholic, but for booze.
disgustip8ed
posted on 06-10-2001 @ 12:51 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
I agree with Tony Metropolis, watching scrambled porn is always a fun way to spend a few hours. You know you've done too much of it when you start to watch scrambled ppv shows and now exactly what is happening.

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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 2:08 AM      
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quote:

You can meet some pretty strange folks on the internet at 3:00 am



Aint that the truth? As a fellow insomniac, I surf the web and pray for sleep...I also play games with other insomniacs like Spades etc. Plus I bought War and Peace today so that should keep me busy.

:::Perhaps I am delusional but is this page ribbiting??:::


All I've undergone
I will keep on
Underneath it all
We feel so small
The heavens fall
But still we crawl
All I've undergone
I will keep on






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