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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: If you could come back as anyone throughout history, who would it be? | ||||
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| o&aswallow | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 1:27 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01  | NJS - for your appreatiation of beauty and for those too young to have appreciated the sensuality of the pinup.... Miss Page   o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at [email protected] Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 1:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: What, we're not enough??? I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!  [email protected] | ||||
| FoundryMusicScott | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:02 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00 | Jen, please do not try and glorify an occupation that entails nothing more than looking good. That, if anything, is the most useless occupation on this planet. She was admired for the way she looked- shameful in and of itself. And what's the point of coming back if you can't fool around with the life? Reading books is the way you relive their life. but if you were acutally to come back and live what they did, I think you should be allowed to fix a little something to make it more interesting. Lastly, Cleopatra wasn't beautiful. In fact, she looked more like a man than a woman. It was her personality and power than wooed the likes of Caesar and Antony. But I'm not complaining that Elizabeth Taylor played her. "You think about that now."- some guy from a Twilight Zone episode | ||||
| Tony Metropolis | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:02 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Well, Skitchr4U beat me to the punch for Trent Reznor and Spirit of Dirt has my second choice, so I think I'd want to be Julius Caesar. If I were him I would kill Brutus and Cassius the second I met those fucks. "I am a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to alter the future for one lucky lady." - The Shermanator | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: Shit, ya got me...there's just something I find so lovely about being able to walk around in public and not get scoffed at while wearing something which compresses my yam bag into my body cavity And as for the Betty Page thing...BIG THIGHS???!!! Are you high? There is no way she was fat. She had something that is lost today, CURVES ...sigh...It's sad that Marylin Monore would be considered a plus-size model these days  | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:10 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | John Wayne Gacy.....nuff said clown costumes paintings and kids galore. ok seriously though since i am researching the great militray leaders of the past as of now. The popular picks are ofcourse alexander but alexander spent his final years in a drunken stupor having wild orgies and before you get excited they included sex with other men. I wouldn't wanna be ceaser either just cause i get pissed when i get a paper cut let alone stabbed. JFK is the popular choice and yes the man wanted to change but admit it you just want the good looks, money and whores. Hell might as well come back as hugh hefner then or any one of the sultans of the past. My choice since my dream was always to be a writer i would either wanna come back as one of 3 people. William Shakespeare, for the military aspect i would choose Genghis Kahn. And for the movie buff in me i would wanna come back as probably hmm i would choose Montgomery Clift over brando.   People say that I'm a bad influence I say the world's already fucked, I'm just addin to it You probably think that I'm a negative person I don't promote violence, I just encourage it Fuck it, you only live once you might as well die now She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | There are a few but you asked for one....George W. Bush. If your done laughing you can now read on. Anyway I'm selfish. This guy was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. He has had everything given to him. He's run a baseball team an oil company. Plus he could still get high! After all that he gets to become President of the United States of America, the most powerful country in the world???? That's my choice....the others were James Dean and Mickey Mantle.  I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be an idiot. Pull deh string...Pull deh string. This message was edited by Drunken GW on 6-7-01 @ 2:34 PM | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:45 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: WOW! I'm really impressed that you saw a photograph or painting still exists from her era...because most historians who wrote about her did not even know what she looked like! Who cares what she looked like there's no way of knowing. She was just a kick-ass bitch who saved her country  The best trip that I've ever had Higher than a jet plane, pass it around My drinks on empty, need another round I wanna fly, wanna ride with you Is this the best that you can do? I wanna fly, wanna ride with you Higher than a jet plane with you This message was edited by spitfire421 on 6-7-01 @ 3:15 PM | ||||
| CrackSweat | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:50 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Bill Gates, except I wouldn't be a total GEEK. | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 3:00 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: well there are several paintings of cleopatra but there are also busts of her as there are of ceaser and other roman and egyptian figures. I disagree though with whoever said Cleopatra look-a-like-a-man Cleopatra was very beautiful and voluptious like many women of her day and she was quite the nymph as well. A woman of extreme power who is beautiful and horny who could ask for anything more? Plus she looked like elizabeth taylor man come on...oohh wait [/sarcasm] for the touchy people. People say that I'm a bad influence I say the world's already fucked, I'm just addin to it You probably think that I'm a negative person I don't promote violence, I just encourage it Fuck it, you only live once you might as well die now She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 6:54 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Ramses II, he had over 90 children and a shitload of wives and concubines. And I would stop the whole causing the whole the exodus thing.  Resident Board Socialist Email me at [email protected] or [email protected] IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag I have brought Gamepro100 into my comintern | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 7:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | I would come back as Jesus. Why come back as a man when you could be GOD | ||||
| Teen Tomato Boys | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 7:37 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | spaz but wouldn't quit....what a job he had... E-mail Us  "Are you not entertained!?!" WHERE THE HELL IS TOT??? | ||||
| slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 8:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I can think of so many different historical people I would like to be that choosing just one is difficult. Some have already been mentioned, like Leonardo da Vinci, a man who was brilliant, and excelled in most anything he did. Julius Caesar who was a statesman centuries ahead of his time. Ghengis Kahn, who took an army of tribesmen on horseback and pretty much conquered all of the known world at the time. But someone who deserves mention is Joan of Arc. To be able to have such strong beliefs in something that it drives you to accomplish great feats. To trust unquestionably your devotion and to follow your heart. To feel the awesome power of true faith and to die knowing in your heart that you did the right thing. I am a cynic, and while spiritual, I am not religious. I do not profess to believe the same things that Joan did, rather, I want to know what it feels like to have such strong faith.  Still one spot open! I am pleased to announce that DevonGetTheTable is the newest addition to the Slackjaw family! Report any transgressions to me. | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 8:56 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | I would love to come back as Jimi Hendrix and I would not change a single thing. I would live his life just the way he did and die the same way.  Your ballroom days are over, baby,Night is drawing near,Shadows of the evening grow across the year.You walk across the floor with a flower in your hand,Trying to tell me no one understands,Trading your house for a handful of dimes. Ziggyjr on 6/3 and Harey Carey on 6/4 | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 9:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Awesome thoughts Slackjaw. Living your passion can never be questioned. o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at [email protected] Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. | ||||
| Cluster F | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 10:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | A lot of people are saying Julius Caesar, and while I would also like to be him, I think that if I had to choose one person, I would be the Greek god Zeus. He had the most power of all the Greek gods, hell if I wanted to, I could stick a lightning rod up an annoying person's ass at my own free will. Zeus was da man. Yea i be taking that zoloff, but thaz jus keepin me from killin y'all. I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum. :) | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 11:02 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Hell if we are choosing mythical legends i wanna be God. People say that I'm a bad influence I say the world's already fucked, I'm just addin to it You probably think that I'm a negative person I don't promote violence, I just encourage it Fuck it, you only live once you might as well die now She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Cluster F | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 11:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | well he did say anyone throughout history...God is too much of a responsibility for me. Yea i be taking that zoloff, but thaz jus keepin me from killin y'all. I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum. :) | ||||
| Claire | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 11:51 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Great thread. Joey, Follow-thanks for making me LMAO. The first people that come to mind for me, but ONLY IF I COULD CHANGE HISTORY (said Captain Obvious): Hitler, so I could kill myself in, O, say, 1925?? Before I did any damage? Historians, please help me out here if you'd like. Shannon Hoon, so I would NOT kill myself with drugs, & be able to keep making wonderful music.  Graduate from the 'tallica school of newbies Did you ever look at your watch? & then look up-& you have NO IDEA what time it is? "I seem to be experiencing tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle"-Arthur Dent. "Scrape 'em off, Claire"-Bill Murray, "Scrooged" | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 11:54 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | I wanna be the guy who turned down Hitlers paintings. Maybe spare a few million lives and say they were Works of Art. "Murder one inborn into your every cell It's in your blood and you can't shake it Because you were bred to take it Next stop annihilation They bred the hate right in your bones" -The Misfits Have any anime questions? Send me a E-mail or IM me at AIM:Hitokiri182 I have adopted SilentHill2 and NAMBLA Prez as my newbies. Any and all problems should be reported to me. | ||||
| spe5150 | posted on 06-08-2001 @ 12:56 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | First, I agree with Doc & the others about Miss Page...curves are where it's at! As for which persion in history I would want to be...easily, SAM KINISON. You get to be at peace with the world as a preacher in your young life. Then you get bored with religion and go on to be (in my opinion) the funniest, most twisted, mother-f'er to ever to ever live. Along the way you do tons of drugs, drink more alcohol than both the Bush twins and Kitty Dukakis combined, and cohort with actresses, porn stars, strippers, and the like....all while hanging with rock stars and never worrying about how poorly you look or dress. OK, so it all has to end with a crash, but what a fucking ride!!  | ||||
| FoundryMusicScott | posted on 06-08-2001 @ 1:42 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00 | Well Claire, you have to ask yourself what you'd like to accomplish as Hitler before you killed yourself. He did have an effect upon the German citizens, bringing them up out of a post war depression that they went through. However, he quickly turned that support into hatred of foreigners and Jews, who he tried to scapegoat for Germany's problems as a whole. I am not a German historian, but I would say that you wouldn't have to kill yourself until around the beginning of the Blitzkreig. Invading Austria and Czecholsovakia is okay, because there wasn't really any death involved there and it heightened Germany's spirit. I would say anytime between then and the end of the Polish invasion could suffice. I don't know how many of Hitler's top subordinates believed in the extermination of the Jewish people, but I can't think it was that many. As a footnote, I'm glad this board doesn't have any true southerners on it. They'd be all over this thread with mentions of Generals Lee, Longstreet, Pickett, Jackson, Stuart, A.P. Hill, D.H. Hill, and probably J.E. Johnston and A.S. Johnston. Thanks for posting the thread before the show hits below the Mason Dixon line. "You think about that now."- some guy from a Twilight Zone episode This message was edited by FoundryMusicScott on 6-8-01 @ 1:52 AM | ||||
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| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | I can't believe no one has said this yet: YOUR MOM'S BOX! quote: Spirit of Dirt, you must never have seen a Ron Jeremy movie. For a short, fat, hairy bastard the guy has a huge cock. Average? Guys in porn use Ron Jeremy's cock as a basis for comparison. Well, enough about Ron Jeremy's junk before someone catches on...I mean, uh... If I were to come back as someone throughout history it would be Teddy Roosevelt. Supposedly he was one of the best presidents we ever had, and he was a clever bastard to boot. Either him or Russell Crowe. That dude has been spotted with every married starlet under the sun. I'd like to be able to bang any chick I wanted, regardless of marital status. But we can't all be Slash. little newbie since 5-31-01 | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 06-08-2001 @ 3:37 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | double post sorry. People say that I'm a bad influence I say the world's already fucked, I'm just addin to it You probably think that I'm a negative person I don't promote violence, I just encourage it Fuck it, you only live once you might as well die now She-Mail Me Here This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 6-8-01 @ 3:51 AM | ||||
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