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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Slacking 13 - Come and Join Americas Disfunctional Workforce | ||||
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| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 12:51 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01  | Hey, don't look now, but the shit is flying in 12! We won't pretend that this is the end | ||||
| BARRY MANILOW | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 1:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | here's one for the ladies: Men are like.....Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you. Men are like.....Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long enough. Men are like.....Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they lose interest. Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like.....Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard. Men are like.....Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. Men are like.....Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say. Men are like.....Department Stores. Their clothes are always half off. Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature. Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Men are like.....Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. Men are like.....Parking Stalls. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped. As long as I'm in Maynard's barrel, I might as wel enjoy it.  | ||||
| DreamWeaver | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 1:13 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: Now if that ain't the truth........  can't call that justice when its just a stupid excuse to fight single out and attack the ones who got no defense you call that a new way of thinking i call it regression to ignorance | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 1:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Oh yeah??? Well a woman's like a work of art, the more you look at it, the more you want it. DAMN! That wasn't a putdown, was it? I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!  [email protected] People say that I neglect my responsibilities But I don't mind cause I'll live longer. Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew. | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 1:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Bitch.:) Women are like...... ...fax machines, Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights. ...horses Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after. ...country western songs They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.  | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 1:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | WOMEN Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart, knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point. Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They live in homes, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. And all they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same to people you come in contact with. MEN Men are good at lifting heavy stuff and killing spiders. We won't pretend that this is the end | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 1:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Ladi, Nobody said a word about killing spiders. I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!  [email protected] People say that I neglect my responsibilities But I don't mind cause I'll live longer. Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew. | ||||
| Ahlexus | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 1:33 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | Ladi, you rock. Men are also good for some other things too. Give me a minute... I'll think of some. :) A man has 27 parts that don't work for him. 20 nails that don't nail 1 belly button that doesn't button 2 tits that don't milk 1 cock that doesn't crow 2 balls that don't bounce 1 ass that doesn't do any work (just kiddddding)  Escaped from Gilligan's Island | ||||
| DreamWeaver | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 1:45 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Funny Alexhus, I've been racking my brain for 10 minutes and I can't come up with one can't call that justice when its just a stupid excuse to fight single out and attack the ones who got no defense you call that a new way of thinking i call it regression to ignorance | ||||
| Black Lazerus | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 1:47 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | Women are.... like work no matter how much you like your job sooner or later you get sick of doing it are like cake if you have to much your just sick of looking at it like shoes look great on the shelf but lose the luster after you walk around with them for a while. "Yeah I am a asshole."So what's your point? | ||||
| atomic punk | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 1:50 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | With all of this men are like, women are like talk, a quote from the master... [Homer Simpson voice]Son, a woman is a lot like a... ::looks around:: a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... ::spots his can of Duff:: Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! ::downs the beer:: But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! ::gets another beer out of the refrigerator::[/Homer Simpson voice]  This message was edited by atomic punk on 7-17-01 @ 1:54 PM | ||||
| AFDude | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 1:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Damn I leave for a couple hours, and 12 just goes to shit... "wha..what happened?" Trust me, I'm only pretending to care. Any potential adoptees can contact me at [email protected]. | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 1:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | A women is like a good sandwich that never shuts up. DINGDINGDING I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!! [email protected] People say that I neglect my responsibilities But I don't mind cause I'll live longer. Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew. | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:04 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | Speaking of 12 AFDude, you are being paged. Bring a bat! We won't pretend that this is the end | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I think 12 is being used to demistify the Slacker elitism crap. Feel free to join in, just wear your play clothes:) I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!! [email protected] People say that I neglect my responsibilities But I don't mind cause I'll live longer. Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew. | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Cap'n, just like sex from a woman....you just don't get it LOL E-Mail Me  Don't fear the reaper.... Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk. | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Metal, since I don't get it, why don't you explain? I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!! [email protected] People say that I neglect my responsibilities But I don't mind cause I'll live longer. Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew. | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | quote:You see, there are birds & there are bees... ;) We won't pretend that this is the end | ||||
| DreamWeaver | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Capn....why dont you just ask Metal's wife, I'm sure she can explain can't call that justice when its just a stupid excuse to fight single out and attack the ones who got no defense you call that a new way of thinking i call it regression to ignorance | ||||
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | hey.... didn't mean to alarm you slackers, but you want i should board-up #12? Professional Slacker I should get paid for this crap... | ||||
| DreamWeaver | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | You might as well Moron unless the boys want to continue to play cowboys and indians..Or was it Goonies? can't call that justice when its just a stupid excuse to fight single out and attack the ones who got no defense you call that a new way of thinking i call it regression to ignorance | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | Not yet, its on a roll! We won't pretend that this is the end | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Now DW.....don't be like that....LOL E-Mail Me Don't fear the reaper.... Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk. | ||||
| Nuggetking | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:34 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jun. 01 | quote: uhhh... not without a man. Unless... --------------------  PHILLY LOVES O&A!!!!! ...Adopted by Rone | ||||
| Ahlexus | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:42 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children. What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted. What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because they already have boyfriends. What is a man's view of safe sex? A padded headboard. Escaped from Gilligan's Island | ||||
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