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| SeeYouNextTuesday G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit | posted on 07-18-2001 @ 8:00 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01  | quote: Man: 'Evening, squire! Squire: (stiffly) Good evening. Man: Is, uh,...Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more? Squire: I, uh, I beg your pardon? Man: Your, uh, your wife, does she go, eh, does she go, eh? Squire: (flustered) Well, she sometimes "goes", yes. Man: Aaaaaaaah bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more, knowwhatahmean, nudge nudge? Squire: (confused) I'm afraid I don't quite follow you. Man: Follow me. Follow me. That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat! Squire: Are you, uh,...are you selling something? Man: SELLING! Very good, very good! Ay? Ay? Ay? (pause) Man: Oooh! Ya wicked Ay! Wicked Ay! Oooh hooh! Say No MORE! Squire: Well, I, uh.... Man: Is, your uh, is your wife a sport, ay? Squire: Um, she likes sport, yes! Man: I bet she does, I bet she does! Squire: As a matter of fact she's very fond of cricket. Man: 'Oo isn't? Likes games, eh? Knew she would. Likes games, eh? She's been around a bit, been around? Squire: She has traveled, yes. She's from Scarsdale. (pause) Man: SAY NO MORE!! Scarsdale, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore, squire! Squire: I wasn't going to! Man: Oh! Well, never mind. Dib dib? Is your uh, is your wife interested in....photography, ay? "Photographs, ay", he asked him knowlingly? Squire: Photographs? Man: Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more? Squire: Holiday snaps, eh? Man: They could be, they could be taken on holiday. Candid, you know, CANDID photography? Squire: No, no I'm afraid we don't have a camera. Man: Oh. (leeringly) Still, mooooooh, ay? Mwoohohohohoo, ay? Hohohohohoho, ay? Squire: Look... are you insinuating something? Man: Oh, no, no, no...yes. Squire: Well? Man: Well, you're a man of the world, squire. Squire: Yes... [PUNCHLINE ALERT] Man: I mean, you've been around a bit, you know, like, you've, uh.... You've "done it".... Squire: What do you mean? Man: Well, I mean like,....you've BEEN, in a chat room.... Squire: Yes.... Man: What's it like? SORRY it took so long... hopefully you were familiar with the scene and skipped to the punchline.
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Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan. | posted on 07-18-2001 @ 8:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Wow, long way to go for the reference, but a good reference. Me droogies: None. Syndra has graduated and will one day take on droogs of her own. Two positions available. Come and get one in the yarbles.... if you have any yarbles. | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 07-18-2001 @ 8:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | So a chat room is like Monty Python. I love Monty Python. I love Fawlty Towers too. This message was edited by The Painter on 7-18-01 @ 8:21 PM | ||||
| Dana Dillon | posted on 07-18-2001 @ 8:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Whoa...I just got flash backs of Chat.Kid, I use to like that place but....oh my dear, the hatered is all over the place.Me, of all people, to go back to chat.What the hell was I thinking??It's fucking mayhem!!!:(To answer your Q?I do like the board better. | ||||
| Meatbus | posted on 07-19-2001 @ 6:06 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | quote:Letter writing seems as rare as a gay man with a masculine voice. Nowadays, most people would rather communicate using the phone. I guess that would be analogous to the board and chat.  "How 'bout a little less asking questions, and a little more shut the hell up?" | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 07-19-2001 @ 6:19 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Here's the basic log of any chat session i go into: OA Sephiroth: (This user has entered Foundry Live) OA Sephiroth: Hey Guys GONZOSTYLE: Hey, you stupid fucking slope, where's my flied lice? CriticsLoveSnatch: Hey Gook OA GrkOandAfan: Hey Zipper-head OA Fyfetallica: Hey Dink OA Broadieman: Hey gook OA Brokenjaw: Hey fucker, where's my dry cleaning? OA Tequila: Hey, is your mom chinese? What about your sister? OMG OMG JK JK LOLOLOLOLOL OA Unicron: Fuck you slope, Im gonna crush your skull Robbeec: Everyone, please accept me. Everyone to Robbeec: SHUT THE FUCK UP!! WE'RE SAYING HELLO TO THE GOOK!!!! OA CRX Girl:I'm, like, British and stuff. So, like, Im waiting for 2:15. Why? I dunno....irish people suck. NJStrawberry:Who the fuck are you again? GonzoStyle: Hey zipper-head, suck my pus-infested cock, you so horny long time. OA Sephiroth:.................................. OA Sephiroth (This user has left Digichat)  Kill them all. All of them. Let the Blood flow. The Children. The Pets. The Friends. All of them. There are no Innocents. Finish them all I hate you. I hate everything you stand for. Please, for the love of christ, do not send me a E-mail This message was edited by Sephiroth on 7-19-01 @ 6:38 AM | ||||
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) | posted on 07-19-2001 @ 6:26 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: The irony of that,is that we would rather have you in chat 'cause there isn't a permanent record of that drivel you call posts.  Funny how ev'rything was roses When we held on to the guns Write To Me Here Oh, I believe in yesterday's got nothing for me | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 07-19-2001 @ 6:28 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:i thought it was me... hey seph, what am i, chopped liver??? fuckin mics  An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :) | ||||
| SweetAngel | posted on 07-19-2001 @ 7:47 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | quote: ROFLMAO This is sooooooo true. Chat is fun, kills time and lets you meet people more easily.  | ||||
| DreamWeaver | posted on 07-19-2001 @ 8:13 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: You mean like me, Dreamwe...I mean SweetAngel? ;)  can't call that justice when its just a stupid excuse to fight single out and attack the ones who got no defense you call that a new way of thinking i call it regression to ignorance | ||||
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) | posted on 07-19-2001 @ 8:21 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: quote: WTF??? That's the fuckin' beauty of the message board. The accountability for what you say. What the hell is this "if I fuck up"??? See right now I am gonna say something I have to be accountable for... [Looks Both Ways For Magus]It's Just A Message Board[/Looks Both Ways For Magus] I mean it is pathetic when you are worrying about every little word you post. Shit if I wanted chat 24/7 I would have kept AOL (don't get me started on that cock suckin' scam service) past the free month! quote: I have met a lot of people on the board before chat was in the picture. I have collected there AIM names, and when my anxiety diminishes over that mysterious piece of technology, I will be connected to them in real time chat. Till then, I will have to make do with.... GASSSSPPPPP.... the telephone, Bar 9, official / unofficial parties, and just hanging out independent of board events. Remember the chat is a supplement to the board, not a replacement. You only exist in chat because of oa.comFunny how ev'rything was roses When we held on to the guns Write To Me Here Oh, I believe in yesterday's got nothing for me This message was edited by SLASH on 7-19-01 @ 8:39 AM | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 07-19-2001 @ 8:29 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Thanks alot Slash, i really needed that laugh. LMMFAO Kill them all. All of them. Let the Blood flow. The Children. The Pets. The Friends. All of them. There are no Innocents. Finish them all I hate you. I hate everything you stand for. Please, for the love of christ, do not send me a E-mail | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 07-19-2001 @ 8:32 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Hey, slash got angry. You go sally!  I'm still saved.... Tune in next week for Gooch's creative works on my status! | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 07-19-2001 @ 9:00 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Words more true have never been spoken, SLASHypoo. :)
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