Posted By | Discussion Topic: *SPOILER* Planet of the Apes Discussion - Do not read if you don't want to know the ending!!! |
onehung lo434
| posted on 07-29-2001 @ 8:19 PM | |
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| Way to go Brownstone LoL |
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IkeaBoy P.L.F.
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I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-29-2001 @ 8:22 PM | |
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| What did Burton have to do with Hollow Man? It was Paul Verhoven who directed it.
And THANK YOU JOEY!! I was sure I saw it going forward in time but everyone else said it went back so I assumed I misread the screen.
Did anyone else think there was more chemistry between Whalberg and Carter than between Whalberg and Warren?
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Sig contest?? What sig contest?!?!? | posted on 07-29-2001 @ 8:22 PM | |
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| BZZZZZ!!!! Wrong!!! The clock was going BACKWARDS!He started in 2029 and wound up real close to the same year when he came back.Also Thade has a nuclear reactor at his disposal in the large ship.You figure out how to make an A-Bomb and take it back to the 1800's with you,Monkey or no monkey,You are king shit!
"How the hell do I fix a 'Space Pod"..??!!" |
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Mr. Brownstone
| posted on 07-29-2001 @ 8:24 PM | |
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| DAMN!!!
BTW, interesting theory, I was gonna stick with the alternate universe thing but yours is way cooler.
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slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin | posted on 07-29-2001 @ 8:25 PM | |
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| All in all, I liked the movie. My only real problem with the ending is that it seems a bit ludicrous that Mark W. is just going to hop on the pod, fly back into the storm and 'poof' end up right where he started. The movie starts off in 2029, so it is safe to assume that he saw some Star Trek reruns and maybe the movies. Hell, he shoulda realized that temporal storms NEVER take you right back....sheesh.
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The sky is blue | posted on 07-29-2001 @ 8:29 PM | |
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| Hey, Ant found Off Topic.
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IkeaBoy P.L.F.
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I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-29-2001 @ 8:29 PM | |
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| Ah! But the fuel cells were depleted. Of course I do like the Thade goes back in time idea since it was Thade who was on the Memorial. And overshooting by a century--very original Army of Darkness.
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IAMANTHONY I'd like to introduce you to my new girlfriend, Joe Curry
I owe Froy a cookie.
Sig contest?? What sig contest?!?!? | posted on 07-29-2001 @ 8:31 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00
| The fuel that was depleted was the rocket fuel.The nuclear fuel would, as Marky Mark said,"Last forever".
"How the hell do I fix a 'Space Pod"..??!!" |
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WoRMFACE
| posted on 07-29-2001 @ 8:33 PM | |
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| Was that human peddling ape Pig Vomit?
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The sky is blue | posted on 07-29-2001 @ 8:34 PM | |
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The fuel that was depleted was the rocket fuel.The nuclear fuel would, as Marky Mark said,"Last forever".
Ikea! You found a friend your age to talk with.
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IAMANTHONY I'd like to introduce you to my new girlfriend, Joe Curry
I owe Froy a cookie.
Sig contest?? What sig contest?!?!? | posted on 07-29-2001 @ 8:36 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00
| Hey Fez..Didn't see this movie did you.
"How the hell do I fix a 'Space Pod"..??!!" |
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IkeaBoy P.L.F.
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I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-29-2001 @ 8:38 PM | |
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| Yes, yes my mistake Anthony. and yes wormface. Paul Giametti (Pig Vomit) played Limbo, the comic relief.
The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is
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The sky is blue | posted on 07-29-2001 @ 8:39 PM | |
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| How dare you say that!
I even took a screen of it:
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slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin | posted on 07-29-2001 @ 8:40 PM | |
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Hey Fez..Didn't see this movie did you.
That would require him to leave his house.
School's out, shouldn't you have a job?
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WoRMFACE
| posted on 07-29-2001 @ 8:41 PM | |
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| Tool on me all you want, but why would the apes have built the washington monument, the lincoln memorial and the reflecting pool?
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The sky is blue | posted on 07-29-2001 @ 8:41 PM | |
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That would require him to leave his house.
I'll send you a card from Bangkok
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IkeaBoy P.L.F.
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I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-29-2001 @ 8:49 PM | |
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| It was the Thade memorial, not the Lincoln memorial. Washington Monument might be for another Ape leader.
The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is
the man we want to be
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Britney
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WoRMFACE
| posted on 07-29-2001 @ 8:50 PM | |
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| Yes I know it was thade memorial. .. but why in the same exact place and stuff.. know what i mean?
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I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 07-29-2001 @ 8:52 PM | |
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| Then I am totally lost, I could of sworn the clock was going forward to 2429. Then the movie’s ending makes no sense to me. Ant your theory does hold water if Mark W went back to the original time of 2029.
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WoRMFACE
| posted on 07-29-2001 @ 8:53 PM | |
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| The ending makes more sense if it wasnt just time travel but a wormhole kinda deal, parallel universe.. unless thats what it is, moron i am.
You can fool some people sometimes. But you cant fool all the people all the time. So now you see the light. Stand up for your right. |
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IkeaBoy P.L.F.
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I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-29-2001 @ 8:54 PM | |
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| It does JBA because Ant's theory leads to Thade going back to Earth before Whalberg returns by like 200 years.
The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is
the man we want to be
Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than
Britney
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Brinstar Invasion Team | posted on 07-29-2001 @ 8:56 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00
| 2 points
1) Why would the apes build a reflecting pool as a memorial when they are deathly afraid of water ?
2) If the only inhabitants of the Oberon crash landed on that planet to populate it , where in da hell did the horses come from ?
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The sky is blue | posted on 07-29-2001 @ 8:57 PM | |
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| In my opinion, the ending was so unlike the first one, that it created a feeling that practically yelled ‘sequel’
Edit- Ikea, I know what your name is. Does that make me unique?
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slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin | posted on 07-29-2001 @ 9:06 PM | |
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1) Why would the apes build a reflecting pool as a memorial when they are deathly afraid of water ?
2) If the only inhabitants of the Oberon crash landed on that planet to populate it , where in da hell did the horses come from ?
To answer you, first, when Thade went back in time to take over Earth, he instituted a learn to swim program so that the apes could overcome their fear and gain an advantage over the humans. The program went over so well that the apes learned to embrace the water. In fact, the most popular sport on Ape Earth was water polo.
Second, the Oberon was a scientiffic vessel exploring deep space. They carried frozen embryos of all sorts of Earth animals. When the ship crashed, Newman escaped with a shaving cream canister full of unique wildlife embryos. Unfortunaley, the apes got to him and after they devoured him, the cannister was broken. The radiation from the nuclear reactor enabled the horses to grow at an exponential rate, under the watch of the malicious monkies. :)
School's out, shouldn't you have a job?
The Slackjaw School of Satire and Sodomy has completed the removal of all carcinogens..... now they are Tequila's mess! We are officially back in business, first new adoptee gets a lifetime pass to the new fun park facilities! Yes, yes, Spermie World is up and running! Two Slots open.
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The sky is blue | posted on 07-29-2001 @ 9:20 PM | |
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To answer you, first, when Thade went back in time to take over Earth, he instituted a learn to swim program so that the apes could overcome their fear and gain an advantage over the humans. The program went over so well that the apes learned to embrace the water. In fact, the most popular sport on Ape Earth was water polo.
Second, the Oberon was a scientiffic vessel exploring deep space. They carried frozen embryos of all sorts of Earth animals. When the ship crashed, Newman escaped with a shaving cream canister full of unique wildlife embryos. Unfortunaley, the apes got to him and after they devoured him, the cannister was broken. The radiation from the nuclear reactor enabled the horses to grow at an exponential rate, under the watch of the malicious monkies.
Woah. Can't you just enjoy a movie?
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