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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Need Advice anything? Ask Dear Grumpy. | ||||
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...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 03-03-2001 @ 6:05 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00  | whats your poison kee kee, im known to be nice with the ladies on the board. they dont piss me off as much as some of the guys. call me, we'll do lunch. :) grumpy, bwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaah hhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh nice try, really im not being sarcastic, im really laughing, no really i am. no kidding, i wouldnt lie to you would i?  and i make the rules so move on out or you can die like a fool try to figure out what my moves gonna be come on over son, why dont you ask me don't you forget there's a price you can pay cause i am the game and i want to play | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-03-2001 @ 6:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Dear Grumpy, There is this one mod, that continuously haunts me and defiles every thread that I post. What starts out as funny thread turns into a pissing match. What should I do? Pissed off dwarf ================== Dear PSD, Ignore him. He is just jealous of your comediac talents and envies you. His inability to produce humorous responses is evidence enough. May I also suggest that you tell him to "Fuck Off" and leave your threads alone. If all else fails, wage a war with him in Fight Club exclusive of your thread so that it doesn't get DEFILED any further. Thank you for asking "Dear Grumpy". I hope I've been able to shed some light on your problem. Grumpy  Proud staller of Gary Coleman Have you seen the dash button? | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 03-03-2001 @ 6:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Gah Damn if this is not the funniest fucking thread this board has ever seen. Ladies and Gentleman, we have an instant classic here. Grumpy it takes Ann Landers weeks to give answers back to her following. Your instant responses are scaring me dude...LMMFAO!!  It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 03-03-2001 @ 6:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | dear grumpy, for talking about my fellow mod, gs like that i give you  be more nicer to him :-)and i make the rules so move on out or you can die like a fool try to figure out what my moves gonna be come on over son, why dont you ask me don't you forget there's a price you can pay cause i am the game and i want to play This message was edited by Faceman on 3-3-01 @ 6:40 PM | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-03-2001 @ 6:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Dear Face, I wasn't talking about Gonzo. See ya in Fight Club. Thank you for asking "Dear Grumpy". I hope I've been able to shed some light on your problem. Grumpy Proud staller of Gary Coleman Have you seen the dash button? | ||||
| Mr. Brownstone | posted on 03-03-2001 @ 6:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote:I'd love to but your IM screen name isn't in your profile. :(:(:(  | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 1:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Dear Mr. Brownstone, I feel your pain. I'd like to share a story with you. In school, there was this one kid that for some reason didn't understand anyone. We'd play b-ball and never choose him in , but yet he'd show up everyday hoping we would. We'd go to the movies and not invite him, yet he tagged along. We'd go talk to the girls and leave him in study hall by himself. For some reason, HE NEVER GOT THE HINT. Your comment to KeeKee for some reason reminded me of him. Thank you for asking "Dear Grumpy". I hope I've been able to shed some light on your problem. Grumpy Proud staller of Gary Coleman Have you seen the dash button? | ||||
| REMINGTON | posted on 03-05-2001 @ 12:29 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 01 | This has to go back to the top, it is by far one of the funiest threads i have ever read. | ||||
| Mr. Brownstone | posted on 03-05-2001 @ 7:17 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Excuse me? | ||||
| onehung lo434 | posted on 03-05-2001 @ 7:45 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Yo,Dr.Frump, Is it wrong to laugh out loud at comments such as these? quote: Signed Thats some fucked up yet funny shit  | ||||
| jenneye | posted on 03-05-2001 @ 8:01 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | Dear Grumpy, is there such thing as having too much sex? i need it at least 10 times a day, there's nothing better than having a nice hard cock inside of you. but when my boy isnt around, i'll have sex with anything i can fit up there. i have this cucumber that is just...oh, god, i get that tingling feeling just thinking about it. i'd try to have sex with my cat, but his penis is just way too tiny. what's wrong with me? also, i cant seem to get rid of that not-so-fresh feeling, and there's this icky discharge that i cant seem to get rid of. is this normal??  | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 03-05-2001 @ 9:00 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Dear Grumpy, I have a "friend" who has trouble pleasing woman, but not in a sexual manner. Hell, after the deed, most woman say "Cap'n Fudge, damn if that wasn't the best damn lay I've ever had." Anyhoo, my "friend" needs to know what woman what besides all night long lovin'. Signed, Sensitive guy Ventriliquist Detective [email protected] | ||||
| njstrawberry | posted on 03-05-2001 @ 9:22 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Dear Grumpy, I am an 80 year old woman that has a problem wetting my bed. I wear the depends, I drink less prior to going to sleep and I even have went as far as creating my own cathetor. But still no use. I piss all over the place. My own grandchildren won't sit up on my bed anymore. I am so depressed. How am I suppose to touch them and fondle them if they won't come in my bed because it smells like piss? Please help. I don't have much longer to live and need a little 5 year old pountang before I hit the road to death. Oh how horrible it would be if I can't die smelling the scent of 5 year olds on my finger. Please help me. Thank you, Granny Berry WORD FROM THE WISE BI: "PEACH is good...PEACH is your friend...When you see PEACH...Do as I do...Don't just stare at it...EAT IT!"  XoXoXoXo - Place the kisses where you wish | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-06-2001 @ 9:20 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Sorry for delay in my responses folks. I've been away counceling a group of philipino children. Often times, dealing with trauma is a long-term process. I'm back to answer questions again. I'm going to consolidate a few responses today. Dear "Thats some fucked up yet funny shit", Yes. It's very wrong. I'm not saying it's not funny. Cuz it is. I'm just saying it's wrong. Thank you for asking "Dear Grumpy". I hope I've been able to shed some light on your problem. Grumpy ============================================ Dear Jenneye, I feel your pain honey. What you need is some serious 1-on-1 in-depth personal counciling from the Grumpster himself. Let's see if we can erect a solution to your dilema. Before our "private" sessions begin, I have three words of advice for you to follow: Mas - In - Gil After you follow my advice, contact me so we can schedule dates. . . I mean appointments for the next 6 months. Thank you for asking "Dear Grumpy". I hope I've been able to shed some light on your problem. Grumpy ============================================ Dear Capn, I feel your pain. Satisfying women is not always an easy process. Don't feel that the problem lies with you. It may be with the women you are with. Their needs may exceed those of an average women. I'd like to suggest that you forward their names and numbers to me. Perhaps I can arrange group sessions with Jenneye and see if we can overcum those problems. Thank you for asking "Dear Grumpy". I hope I've been able to shed some light on your problem. Grumpy ======================================= Dear Granberry, May I suggest putting cat litter in your depends. It will absorb the extra moisture and leave you feeling "spring fresh". I would also like to advice you to stop hanging around GonzoStyle. He seems to be "rubbing" off on you. (and he hasn't had his shots lately). Thank you for asking "Dear Grumpy". I hope I've been able to shed some light on your problem. Grumpy Proud staller of Gary Coleman Have you seen the dash button? | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 03-06-2001 @ 11:23 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | How can this be passed up. Dear Dr. Grumpy, I've noticed over the years that I tend to be attracted more to women with big breasts. Is this something from my upbringing?? I was breast feed as a child, but I think that stopped around the age of 12.....kidding. Most of my previous girlfriends were petite and small up top. I just can't put a finger on it. Thanx, Boob Savant  Friend of Pedro Guerrero. Adopted by Calm Your Nut. | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 03-06-2001 @ 11:36 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Dear Dr. Grumpy, What's the best way to fake an injury for worker's comp? Crippled in NYC Ventriliquist Detective [email protected] | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-06-2001 @ 11:40 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Dear Boob Savant, When men are attracted to big things, it's usually a sign of their own inadequacies. ERgo - fast cars, expensive hookers, etc.... Your fascination with big breasts leads me to believe that you have a pencil dick. Sad but true. I'm sorry, the truth often hurts. But don't fret, there is help for you. Modern medicine has come a long way. Implants, steroids, etc... and you can grow to have a 4 inch dick. Of course to reach my capacity, it will takes years and years of treatments. Thank you for asking "Dear Grumpy". I hope I've been able to shed some light on your problem. Grumpy Proud staller of Gary Coleman Have you seen the dash button? | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-06-2001 @ 11:44 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Dear Crippled in NYC, You do realize that faking an injury to collect financial rewards is highly illegal and me giving you advice on how to do it would make me an accessory to your crime? Therefore, I can not advise you to put water on the floor when no one is looking and walk by later when witnesses are there and fall, faining back injury. I can not also advice you to stand behind an opening door and wait for it to open, then slamming your fist into it, making it seem like you were hit with the door and fain head injuries. I can not also advice you to stick your arm out as you enter a revolving door and get it crushed between the doors. This would hurt you severely. So you see, crippled, I can not advize you to do any one of those things as it would be deemed illegal. Thank you for asking "Dear Grumpy". I hope I've been able to shed some light on your problem. Grumpy Proud staller of Gary Coleman Have you seen the dash button? | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 03-06-2001 @ 12:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Thanx Dr. Grumpy, Quote " Of course to reach my capacity, it will takes years and years of treatments." Thank you again. Boob Savant Friend of Pedro Guerrero. Adopted by Calm Your Nut. This message was edited by Drunken GW on 3-6-01 @ 12:44 PM | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 03-06-2001 @ 12:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Drunken GW, I don't know if that last post was wise...I've seen people lose their knees for a comment like that... Ventriliquist Detective [email protected] | ||||
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