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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 05-28-2002 @ 9:56 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
^ Line of the night! ^






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
VG drives my puppy bus!

SweetAngel
posted on 05-28-2002 @ 10:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Hey, this just reminded me...I've been looking for the lyrics to "Short Dick Man" -- can anyone help? LOL







IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 05-28-2002 @ 10:11 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
SHORT DICK MAN

Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't don't don't don't
Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't want don't want don't want
Don't want don't want don't want
Don't want don't want don't want
Don't want don't want don't want
Don't want don't want don't want

What in the world is that thing?
Do you need some tweezers to put that little thing away
That has got to be the smallest dick
I've ever seen in my whole life
I have ever seen in my whole life
Get the fuck outta here

Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want

Uh! Uh! Uh! ....
Isn't that cute an extra belly button
You need to put your pants back on honey

Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't don't don't don't
Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Iny wee iny wee ....
Iny weeny teeny weeny shrivled little short dick man

Pobre, pobrecito
Que diablo eso
Pobre, pobreci, pobre, probrecito
Que, que, que, que, que diablo eso

Don't don't don't don't ....









WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
VG drives my puppy bus!

crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 05-28-2002 @ 11:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

^ Line of the night! ^
wooohooooooooooo i win!!!!!!!!!11 :bouncer:



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: [email protected]

This message was edited by crx girl on 5-29-02 @ 1:03 AM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 05-29-2002 @ 12:05 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
You win a ride on the puppy bus!

The loser wins a ride on Ken's beautiful penis!






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
VG drives my puppy bus!

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 6:56 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
9 out of 10 women of the junkyard prefer a beautiful penis to a beautiful mind.......

(don't I get any credit for setting up the line of the night?......I just let it hang there waiting for the slam)

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 05-29-2002 @ 1:08 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I just let it hang there waiting for the slam



Much like your beautiful penis...






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
VG drives my puppy bus!

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 1:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I just let it hang there waiting for the slam
Sounds like a typical night out at Bar 9 for me.



JYD4Life... get at me dog...
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 8:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
who is this Donotkidme and why does she keep sending me AIMs asking if it is OK to fuck herself while thinking of my beautiful penis?

The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-30-2002 @ 12:14 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

I just let it hang there waiting for the slam
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Sounds like a typical night out at Bar 9 for me.


I thought a "typical" night for you at Bar 9 involved Alkey, a small tube of Vaseline, and trading hushed whispers of sweet nothings in the men's bathroom. :confused:

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-30-2002 @ 10:59 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I thought a "typical" night for you at Bar 9 involved Alkey, a small tube of Vaseline, and trading hushed whispers of sweet nothings in the men's bathroom. :confused:
Brain, that's really fucked up, I can't believe you would say that. We do NOT use a small tube. Shame on you.



JYD4Life... get at me dog...
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-30-2002 @ 11:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Brain, that's really fucked up, I can't believe you would say that. We do NOT use a small tube. Shame on you.

You're right... I don't know what I possibly could've been thinking. :rolleyes:

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 05-31-2002 @ 9:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
I can't believe I did not get ONE request for a picture......
you people have no idea just how beautiful it is!!!

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 06-03-2002 @ 3:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
My beautiful penis is more important than Alkey's

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 06-03-2002 @ 3:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

My beautiful penis is more important than Alkey's
Says you.





JYD4Life... get at me dog...
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 06-03-2002 @ 3:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
I am truly sorry you are obsessed with a second rate penis, Ants.

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 06-03-2002 @ 4:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01




JYD4Life... get at me dog...
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 12:47 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
late at night....when no one sees...
Ken works on Junkyard domination....



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