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spitfire421
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:56 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
lol..5 posts within 30 seconds...is that a record?

don't you love it when their ball sack...oh, never mind, I don't feel like sharing THAT much :P

and FU Buttmunch!


Silent hell on the marble slab
The best trip that I've ever had
Higher than a jet plane, pass it around
My drinks on empty, need another round

I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Is this the best that you can do?
I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Higher than a jet plane with you
Welcome Boodadude and SpiritOfDirt to the School of Altered Reality, all problems should be addressed to [email protected] :)

This message was edited by spitfire421 on 6-11-01 @ 3:58 PM
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:57 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Fellow MALE SLACKERS!

DO NOT! I REPEAT, DO NOT INTERUPT THE LADIE'S CONVERSATION.

Ladies, if you run out of topics to talk about, here are some suggestions:

1 - Panties : Thongs, crotchless, grannies, or commando - What's your preference?
2 - Bra's - what kind? Do you wear your real size or alter it for enhancement?

Thank you. Carry on. Us guys will be over here if you need us.



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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:58 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Christ!!!! Now I just drove off the road into a ditch and my car has exploded....plus my soda is coming through my nose.

quote:

and léts just say when he woke up the next morning, she was gone, but she left a present for him in bed



You mean like breakfast right?:)





I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be an idiot.

Pull deh string...Pull deh string.
atomic punk
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
::Pops into slacker thread after busy afternoon. Catches up on conversation. Splashes cold water on face to cool down::

Ladies, thanks for making this shitty day worthwhile. :)



Proud graduate of Spitfire421's School of Altered Reality


I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:59 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

Laughing
My
Mother
Fucking
Ass
Off
Because
Dream
Weaver
K???
I???
S???
T???



Knows
It's
So
True

FUCK YOU TEQUILA

White collared conservative flashing down the street
Pointing their plastic fingers at me
They're hoping soon my kind will drop and die
But I'm gonna wave my freak flag high, high




Proud adopter of

Ziggyjr on 6/3
and
Harey Carey on 6/4
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:59 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Ladi.... God Bless You. Just.... God Bless You.

So I guess that means Jen hasn't screamed in a while.

Women usually don't scream for me, but I think the duct tape might have something to do with that.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
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heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:59 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

LMMFAOWPMPASATTITFBTHDFFM



What?




How's that working out for you, being clever?

o&aswallow
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 4:00 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

don't you love it when their ball sack...oh, never mind, I don't feel like sharing THAT much :P



Wha what????????????????????????????????


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 4:00 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Are any of you ladies going to the softball game? I want to know if they'll be anyone I can't look in the eyes...lol

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

[email protected]

I adopted NOBODY. Honest, that's the name. Now accepting 1 more application for the crew.

HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 4:03 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Nice Loophole there Butt.

I don't want my status screwed with so you put it in Spit's. That's just sooooo special.

FU BUTTMUNCH.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.

spitfire421
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 4:05 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
OK, Grump, time to answer you again, I guess...

Underwear: Thong, as little material as possible, although lately I've taken a liking to going commando, esp. on the weekends

Bras: 34B, Victoria Secret Second-Skin Satin are the most comfortable

hehe oas :P


Silent hell on the marble slab
The best trip that I've ever had
Higher than a jet plane, pass it around
My drinks on empty, need another round

I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Is this the best that you can do?
I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Higher than a jet plane with you
Welcome Boodadude and SpiritOfDirt to the School of Altered Reality, all problems should be addressed to [email protected] :)
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 4:07 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
when are you boys gonna learn to shut up? The ladies are trying to have a conversation. Do you deeks mind? Now shut the hell up. :)



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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 4:09 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Spit,

Did you ever know that you're my hero???

Oh, should that be in Music?


I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

[email protected]

I adopted NOBODY. Honest, that's the name. Now accepting 1 more application for the crew.

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 4:09 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
OK Grumpy,

Real bra size, 36C, but I like the kind that shoves them together. For special occasions, like Tuesday or Thursday. ;) Victoria's Secret

(OAS: 2 for today)





How's that working out for you, being clever?



This message was edited by heyladiladi on 6-11-01 @ 4:20 PM
DreamWeaver
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 4:13 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I do not believe altering my bras for enhancement is necessary - 36C ..always satin or lace. OK Brokencock I know you're waiting to jump in on that one.

And commando in the summer.

Jenn~ my butt hurts just reading that story



Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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Jennitalia
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 4:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
36 c. i was blessed with grandma's boobs (no, they dont hang like grandmas, im just talking about size-wise. and anyway, my grandma is quite the piece of ass.)
i like victorias secret. i prefer bikinis, dont like anything riding up my ass, even if its a hard cock.

ok guys, do you have sex with girls when they're ragging it?






o&aswallow
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 4:15 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Tiger, no tears here;-)



o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 4:18 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Red wings have been earned.





I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be an idiot.

Pull deh string...Pull deh string.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 4:18 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Jenn- When your married, you take it however and whenenver its offered. So the answer is Yes. Actually, she seems to be more sensitive during that time.


Next question:

The Menage Wooo Woooo - have you? would you? and how?



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This message was edited by Grumpy on 6-11-01 @ 4:22 PM
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 4:19 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I will ride the crimson tide because if Mrs. Fudge wants it THAT bad, it's going to be worth messy sheets and a shower. That is if I can still walk.

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

[email protected]

I adopted NOBODY. Honest, that's the name. Now accepting 1 more application for the crew.

Sloatsburgh
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 4:20 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

ok guys, do you have sex with girls when they're ragging it?


Women have mouths, don't they?







You are an example of Reverse-Darwinism: The product of 2 inferior humans.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 4:20 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Shit, the days almost over. No new topics for today please. Save for slow periods. I don't know if you ladies will ever top this.







I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be an idiot.

Pull deh string...Pull deh string.
Jennitalia
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 4:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
i never had, and i dont think i ever would, but to satisfy grumpy's curiosity, if i had to, it'd be with 2 other girls. possibly a guy and girl also, but i dont know if id get jealous if the guy paid more attention to the other girl. there's something not right about me and 2 guys. so sorry to disappoint you Hosp, i'll leave your shennanigans with jon to just you and jon




spitfire421
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 4:22 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
LOL This beats just posting pics, doesn't it guys ;)

BTW, missed one ?- moaner until the end, then a screamer :)

Grump, let's save your question for tomorrow


Silent hell on the marble slab
The best trip that I've ever had
Higher than a jet plane, pass it around
My drinks on empty, need another round

I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Is this the best that you can do?
I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Higher than a jet plane with you
Welcome Boodadude and SpiritOfDirt to the School of Altered Reality, all problems should be addressed to [email protected] :)
o&aswallow
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 4:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Red on head - yes


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.


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