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heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE 		posted on 07-02-2001 @ 2:53 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
Nice reference A-Babe! That was on this weekend too.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell No!




She looked at him with those soft eyes so innocent & blue,
He knew right then he was too far from home.

I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
Metalfan
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 2:53 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:
but do the cut & paste work


Still nothing there :-P

[nelson voice]Ha ha[/nelson voice]

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Don't fear the reaper....
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.		posted on 07-02-2001 @ 3:01 PM      
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[Dean Wormer voice] The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.
[/Dean Wormer voice]

I caught part of it over the weekend too. You can't just pass it by when you're clicking around.





Metalfan
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 3:04 PM      
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[dean wormer voice]Son, fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life[/dean wormer voice]

Hence the birth of oa.com.....ROFL

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Don't fear the reaper....
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 3:05 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Grump, babe, I went to the hypnotherapist 3 years ago. My previous-life counsler I didn't start seeing until I got to LA.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
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Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


atomic punk
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 3:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
GW, Metal - Gah damn if those aren't two of the best lines in the whole movie. :) Dean Wormer even contributed to my vocabulary...

quote:
Put a sock in it, boy, or else you'll be outta here like shit through a goose.




Proud graduate of Spitfire421's School of Altered Reality


I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm
AmishBabeinPA
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 3:16 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Spitfire: This is one of the proudest moments of my life. I hope that I can now move on to "graduate school" - C-teasing 101 ;)

Amish Babe - Another Spitfire School of Altered Reality Success Story!
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 3:20 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Why are we all dragging our asses so much today, does no one have anything intresting to say?


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


AmishBabeinPA
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 3:21 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Here are just a few of my favorite Animal House gems:

"Seven years of College down the toilet" - Bluto
"And Stork? We all thought the stork was brain damaged!" - Otter, trying to convince the other Deltas to accept Kent Dorfman
"Well whut in the hell are we s'posed to do, you mo-ron?" - Stork
"90% rayon!" - Boon, re: Kent Dorfman's tie
"That boy is a P-I-G Pig" - Babs Jansen, re: Bluto's eating habits
and last, but not least,

"But I'm only 13!" -The Mayor's Daughter

Amish Babe - Another Spitfire School of Altered Reality Success Story!
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.		posted on 07-02-2001 @ 3:26 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Dean Wormer : Daniel Simpson Day: has no grade point average, all courses incomplete.

Hey almost 3:30...it's not that bad. I was so busy this morning the day has gone relativley quick.





Metalfan
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 3:27 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:
So was he saying that being bad is better than being good [bite of apple]


With that....I'm outta here for today. Thanks again for all the birthday wishes, I really appreciate it!!

Maybe tomorrow we'll all have the lead out of our asses from the weekend ;-)

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Don't fear the reaper....
atomic punk
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 3:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Best line:

You guys playing cards?



Proud graduate of Spitfire421's School of Altered Reality


I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm


This message was edited by atomic punk on 7-2-01 @ 3:36 PM
DreamWeaver
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 3:41 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Howdy Folks...just wanted to stop in and say Hi...and just to remind you my b-day is in 2 days..hope you don't forget me like you did Metal ;)

Hope you are all having fun at work.....I finally got a tan woo hoo
Happy Birthday Metal

HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 3:47 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
How could we forget you Dream? I'm putting a ribbon on your gift right now. (I hope it stays up for 2 days or this could be embarrassing.)


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.		posted on 07-02-2001 @ 3:52 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:
I finally got a tan woo hoo


Any tan lines????;-)







spitfire421
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 3:56 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Nice Dream...I started my tan this weekend
Enjoying your vaca?
You guys are going to Road Show, right? I think I might take the bf out of the house that day LOL



We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've graduated AmishBabeinPa and Brittney from the School of Altered Reality :)
atomic punk
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 4:02 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
DW - After a day in the sun, a little aloe is always soothing. :)





Proud graduate of Spitfire421's School of Altered Reality


I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 4:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I forgot I promised my father I'll hang out with him but that may not happen. I will try though, But I once swore I would never step foot back in Asbury Park and I think I may have to keep that promise.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


Cap'n Fudge
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 4:07 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
You mind if we dance wif your dates?

Okay people, I'm running outta here...see you in the morning...

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

[email protected]

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

fuggin moron
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 4:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
coughcoughbullshitcoughcough


IN SOMEONE'S BATHROOM, TURNING BLUE, PUKING GREEN
YOU'RE SENILE, SENILE AT SEVENTEEN
SCARS ON YOUR BRAIN FROM DRINKING BEER AND SMOKING WEED
ANOTHER ACID TAB, ANOTHER SHOT OF SPEED
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.		posted on 07-02-2001 @ 4:21 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Goodnight folks. Time to hit the road, make trails, hit the highway, mosey on outta here...you get the picture.

Same bat time, same bat channel.





spitfire421
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 4:26 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
HEY! Who allowed the little newbie in here??? Someone lock the doors!


We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've graduated AmishBabeinPa and Brittney from the School of Altered Reality :)
fuggin moron
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 4:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
hey Spit... got room for another adoptee?


IN SOMEONE'S BATHROOM, TURNING BLUE, PUKING GREEN
YOU'RE SENILE, SENILE AT SEVENTEEN
SCARS ON YOUR BRAIN FROM DRINKING BEER AND SMOKING WEED
ANOTHER ACID TAB, ANOTHER SHOT OF SPEED
spitfire421
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 4:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00


This message was edited by spitfire421 on 7-2-01 @ 4:59 PM
spitfire421
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 4:59 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Sure FN, err, Fuggin...I just graduated my 2 today LOL...still need to learn the ropes of the board?

EDIT--- Now read my sig :)
LMAO, come to mommy


We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've adopted FN, um, I mean Fuggin Moron into the School of Altered Reality...he's a little slow so be nice :)


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