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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 3:09 PM      
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Where's that barmaid? Shots O Jamesons! Or if you prefer Bushmills or Tullamore Dew, but only Irish whiskey.

Leaving...WTF!? Spit, looks like your in charge.



Don't start me up like a Rolling Stone
I'll leave sulking like Macaulay Culkin home alone.



This message was edited by Drunken GW on 7-20-01 @ 3:17 PM
o&aswallow
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 3:24 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
AP, it was a quick BJ in the parking lot. She's saving herself for marriage. What the hell, it worked for me.

Sean, I'd buy ya one but the barkeep just split. Ladi, how are you on the.. I mean behind the bar?


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 3:33 PM      
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Registered: May. 01


Bushmills (white bush)

This is the knid of spirit that gives whiskey a bad name. Bushmills or Whitebush to those indulge is a grain heavy spirity mess. It would put anyone who didn't know better, off drinking whiskey for life.

Black Bush

Black Bush is the classic malty Irish blend. This is a desert island whiskey if ever there was one. Loads has been written elsewhere about this wonderful dram, so let me just say it's fab and you should run out and buy a bottle.

Tullamore Dew

This export friendly brand has recently been acquired from Irish Distillers by C & C.

Calling the current bottlings of Tullamore Dew, "Tullamore Dew" is nothing short of an insult. The modern stuff has nothing in common with the great whiskies once produced at Daly's distillery. Tullamore Dew could as easily be called "Multinational Piss" but someone, somewhere has the licence to use the name Tullamore Dew, so we're stuck with it.

Harsh, spirity with as much character as a paint stripper, this is a vodka drinkers whiskey and I can't think of a worse insult than that.

Tullamore Dew 12 year old

With age comes beauty? Not in this case. Still rubbish, just more expensive rubbish.

Jameson

When I set out to build this web site, one of my aims was to get people to reach beyond their bottle of Jameson and discover a whole world of Irish whiskies.

Jameson is the biggest selling Irish whiskey in the world, though not the biggest selling Irish in Ireland, which should tell you all you all you need to know. It's a brand, like Coca-Cola or McDonald's and in common with all global brands it's heart lies in a ledger while its soul sits on the wrong side of bland. Global brands can't afford to offend anybody.


BUT THIS IS GOOD !! HAVE AN OCCASION? BUY IT!
I bought it on the Net, and had it shipped from Ireland Itself. NICE


Powers 12 year old

Released for the Millennium, this special edition Power's is brilliant.

From the packaging to the taste, Power's 12 year old is one classy whiskey. Fuller and rounder than Power's, they do however share the same pot-still character, albeit here aged to perfection.

At around £25 a bottle this whiskey just gets better and better. Grab two bottles, it won't be around for long.



AmishBabeinPA
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 3:33 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
I did a stint as a bartender back in the day... and I still make a mean bloody mary ;)


I can't find a good sig pic, so use your imagination:

A lovely young Amish woman bending over in her garden - and as the breeze blows up her plain and simple black dress, you can see her ruffled panties barely covering her ample, yet firm ass...
o&aswallow
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 3:34 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Soft and Silky Bush
This is the preferred bush of O&ASwallow. It has a sweet yet salty taste that.......(oops sorry)

Ladi, you got the job!!! Another round for our friends please!

And a-babe, your hired too. Remember, the more you tease your customers, the better the tip ;-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.



This message was edited by o&aswallow on 7-20-01 @ 3:41 PM
spitfire421
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 3:42 PM      
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yeah, grrrls, thanks for taking over for my slack...here's your cutesy aprons...I need to drink and do some work now :)


Hey, will the world turn upon me
Will the soul survive ultimately
Oh, will peace ever be found
When I drag my feet on hallowed ground

I don't wanna know
what the future will hold
I don't wanna pray
cause I'm lost anyway

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heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 3:42 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
I'm about to quote my own post here...

quote:

Powere 12 yr old - At around £25 a bottle this whiskey just gets better and better. Grab two bottles, it won't be around for long.

I got two, about $140 w/shipping. The sad thing is, I gave one as a present for a Birth, ans it ended up being drank at a Funeral, a few weeks later.




This message was edited by heyladiladi on 7-20-01 @ 3:47 PM
FN Moron
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I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 3:44 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
hey... who's status do i have to change to get a beer in this place?

click on my sig pic to view my photo albums

Professional Slacker
I should get paid for this crap...
atomic punk
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 3:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Ladi, when I was over in Ireland, I tried Power's, the regular blend. It was pretty good stuff. I'm sure that 12 year old whiskey is fantastic. Jameson's 1780 isn't bad either.





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I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 3:48 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
Jameson 1780

This is more like it. What a fabulous whiskey. Jameson may be the label the marketing boys chose, but this is light-years removed from it's bland cousin.

1780 has to be one of the best tasting, best value for money Irish whiskies out there. Complex and rich, with tons of pot-still wellie and a smattering of sherry, Jameson 1780 is as good as Jameson is crap.

If you are stuck somewhere terrible and can only have one bottle of Irish, then it would have to be a toss up between this and the wonderful Connemara. High praise indeed.

........
Powers (regular) Available at most liquor stores ;)
........

In case you care where I am getting this: Click Me




This message was edited by heyladiladi on 7-20-01 @ 3:52 PM
o&aswallow
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 3:49 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
FN, Amishbabe would love to join the c-tease team. Maybe if she poured one with a good head?


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
AmishBabeinPA
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 3:56 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
*shashays up to FN Moron, and accidentally drops a cocktail napkin. Shorts ride up, cheeks peak out, and around front, cleavage is revealed*

Oh, I'm sorry, I'm SO clumsy! Now when can I do you, I mean what can I get for you?

I can't find a good sig pic, so use your imagination:

A lovely young Amish woman bending over in her garden - and as the breeze blows up her plain and simple black dress, you can see her ruffled panties barely covering her ample, yet firm ass...

This message was edited by AmishBabeinPA on 7-20-01 @ 4:03 PM
atomic punk
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 4:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Powers (regular) Available at most liquor stores


Looks like I'm making a pit stop tonight! ;)





Proud graduate of Spitfire421's School of Altered Reality


I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 4:08 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Time to blow this taco stand people.
I hate having to play softball on a Friday night, that's the night reserved for drinking purposes.

Enjoy all, I'll be back on Tuesday. Peeeaaaccce!



Don't start me up like a Rolling Stone
I'll leave sulking like Macaulay Culkin home alone.

o&aswallow
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 4:14 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
GW, you cant leave yet. The one on the right has been eyeing you all night!



o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
FN Moron
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 4:15 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

*shashays up to FN Moron, and accidentally drops a cocktail napkin. Shorts ride up, cheeks peak out, and around front, cleavage is revealed*

Oh, I'm sorry, I'm SO clumsy! Now when can I do you, I mean what can I get for you?
:::wipes drool off chin::: ...um, may i get a rolling rock.... & your phone number?

click on my sig pic to view my photo albums

Professional Slacker
I should get paid for this crap...
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 4:20 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Just popping in real quick. Hey again, everybody! Who's serving? Can I get a rum-and-coke, emphasis on the rum LOL... and can I get the cutie in orange in that pic, Swallow? NICE! ;)



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"


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This message was edited by The Brain on 7-20-01 @ 4:23 PM
o&aswallow
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 4:28 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Sorry Brain, the four on the left are currently, well, shall we say, tied up. The one on the right was just stood up by GW, so she's on the rebound. Should be a cakewalk for you Brain :-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
atomic punk
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 4:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Now that OAS killed my buzz, I'm outta here. Have a great weekend everyone. See ya Monday.




Proud graduate of Spitfire421's School of Altered Reality


I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm
Metalfan
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 7:31 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Boo ::looking around at the empties::

LOL...another fun time had by all it seems :-)

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 8:43 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
Morning Petal, looks like they haven't recovered either :)


Metalfan
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 8:48 AM      
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HeyLezzi, how ya doing?

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
atomic punk
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 8:56 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Morning Metal, ladi. Another week at the grind. On a lighter note, nice new sig, ladi! :)




Proud graduate of Spitfire421's School of Altered Reality


I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm
Metalfan
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 9:03 AM      
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quote:

Morning Metal, ladi. Another week at the grind



Lezzi, were we scheduled to grind today? ;-)

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 9:07 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

scheduled to grind today?

I'm sorry, we had to put the axes away, and stick to one place ;)




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