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Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:21 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Speaking of bad memories, I could have sworn you said there was a "tuft of hair" there.
mem·o·ry Pronunciation Key (mm-r)
n. pl. mem·o·ries
The mental faculty of retaining and recalling past experience.

mam·ma·ry Pronunciation Key (mm-r)
adj. pl. mam·ma·ries
Of or relating to the milk-giving gland of the female.



This message was edited by Ants in My Pants on 5-6-02 @ 12:07 PM
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:28 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
"Oh you're hungry? Don't worry, I'll be 15 minutes"
an hour and 15 minutes later....
"Ok, the beans and rice, and meat sauteed with green peppers is ready, sorry I didn't make the paiella"



I LOVE THE MORON
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:28 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
i don't get it, that's more than 3/5's of a triangle isn't it?



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: [email protected]
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 05-06-2002 @ 9:35 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
MANLY MAN!!!



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Heart For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, and scmods

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-06-2002 @ 1:52 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Where the hell is Pat moving his car to, Japan? Well, at least there are no spics there to steal it.

Amy has a puffy posse.

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 05-06-2002 @ 1:54 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
we'll all pull up in 20 cars
then when theyre washing my hair you could all surround me
itll be cool, you can all call me Puff Angel


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Heart For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, and I swear it was this big

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:36 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Tigerdon74: the creative juices aren't flowing
Tigerdon74: lack of sex







WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
I have a chew toy, and I named him Ralphie.
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
He's stalking our women and we're too scared to help them.

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 05-06-2002 @ 4:01 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
catching a frisbee with my tits is hard


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Heart For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, and I swear it was this big

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 1:35 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
IrishAlkey: well, makes it ok cuz im gay




Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 1:52 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

oasilera: ill kill you
oasilera: with a nail clipper







WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
My status ain't just long, it's LARGE!
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 2:30 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
would you like an ice cube?



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 2:38 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
fridge = toilet





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
My status ain't just long, it's LARGE!
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 2:42 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
there's a difference?

but don't drink the grapejuice.



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 3:03 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
i thought fridge = beer :confused:



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: [email protected]
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 8:41 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
oasilera: you can't get off

The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 9:06 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

i thought fridge = beer :confused:

Huh? I thought you put fridge in the beer. :confused: :confused:

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 9:14 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
oasilera: im all about ass

She's Lethal Weapon 1, 2, 3, AND 4.

crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 10:30 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Huh? I thought you put fridge in the beer
me too, but the thought that i've been putting toilet in my beer all this time was just too much



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: [email protected]
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 10:55 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

but the thought that i've been putting toilet in my beer all this time was just too much
It could be worse, someone could have left a condom in the toilet before you put it in your beer.

Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 11:46 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
hey ants, want an ice cube?



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 3:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
I cockblock from outer boroughs.

Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 4:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
I could crawl inside one of her tits and live there

Do you think the kids are ok with that bag lady? You could of
at least slowed the car down before you dropped them off

Hmm, fish

I hate people who suck, and you suck!

At least her shoe didn't fly as far as Rape's


Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!!
Beware my posts....I might be banned again!
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 5:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
I was gonna stay over your house,
But I got high.

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 5:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Do you realize the consequences of your drug abuse?




Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club




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