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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Using the Board While Working 3....Slackers Strike Back | ||||
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| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 04-02-2001 @ 8:58 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01  | Mornin kiddies. Is it just me or does my job really suck ass? | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 04-02-2001 @ 9:09 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | I don't like Mondays...I want to shoo-ooo-ooo-ooot...the whole day down E-Mail Me  "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets! | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 04-02-2001 @ 9:12 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: No Maynard, its just you that sucks ass...lol Monday morning creeping like a nun? He should have seen it coming, but it happened way too fast  [email protected] | ||||
| DreamWeaver | posted on 04-02-2001 @ 9:21 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Mornin Guys..Today sux, plain and simple | ||||
| Ronreddog | posted on 04-02-2001 @ 9:22 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Morning fellow slackers! Fucking Mondays suck big time, especially after losing an hour to Daylight Savings! At least my bosses are travelling until Thursday, so slacking should be at a premium! ;) E-Mail Me  | ||||
| Dan | posted on 04-02-2001 @ 9:27 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 00 | Hey, enough of this "today really sucks" crap. Today is the first day of the rest of our lives!! If you don't like your job, what are you going to do today to find a new one?? If there are things in your personal life bothering you, what are you doing to fix them?? This bitching and moaning sure is fun, but let's all pledge to do something today to better our situations!!! Who's with me?!? Official Sarcastic Bastard of OpieAnthony.com Waste a few minutes reading my mindless drivel on foundrymusic.com:Visit this Website Adopted Newbie: Jeni from Hoboken | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 04-02-2001 @ 9:32 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | ::crickets:: Dan, you watched Animal House yesterday, didn't you :) E-Mail Me "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets! | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 04-02-2001 @ 9:39 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Looks like Dan's still on a Horny Goat Weed high from the weekend. Chef Corpse Boyardee is bringing the food, don't worry! | ||||
| Dan | posted on 04-02-2001 @ 9:43 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 00 | Actually, Animal House was on last night as I was going to bed...the only scene I saw was the IFC scene with this famous exchange:quote: So, you guys know what this means, right?? ROAD TRIP!! Official Sarcastic Bastard of OpieAnthony.com Waste a few minutes reading my mindless drivel on foundrymusic.com:Visit this Website Adopted Newbie: Jeni from Hoboken | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 04-02-2001 @ 9:44 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Wait...Dan's right!!! Instead of just complaining all the time, we could do something!! We could form a neighborhood watch group, or read to blind people, or clean up polluted streams or paint bird houses for orphans to sell!!! He should have seen it coming, but it happened way too fast [email protected] | ||||
| Ronreddog | posted on 04-02-2001 @ 9:45 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Hey Dan, EAT ME!!! ;) I am looking for a new career, been applying for a new job since February. I just hate that the weekends are so short! I want a job where I only work 4 days a week! Telecommuting would be more gooder! E-Mail Me | ||||
Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan. | posted on 04-02-2001 @ 9:45 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Everyone's got it bad this morning.... check this out... I split my time between my company's Lakewood, NJ office and NYC office. Friday was always a Lakewood day - this is mainly because Lakewood gets to go home at 2:30 on Friday. No more, though. The dickhead Chairman of the Board decided, this past Friday, that the Lakewood office was to move to normal business hours. Instead of 8:30-5, and 8:30-2:30 on Friday, it's 9-5 every day, effective May 4. Granted, it's not an increase in hours worked, but it was really nice to cut out early on Friday - the extra half hour of sleep isn't THAT worth it...  Me droogies: Two positions currently available. | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 04-02-2001 @ 9:46 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Hey FU Buttmunch...ummm, how would you know that Dan was on the goatweed? E-Mail Me "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets! | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 04-02-2001 @ 9:51 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Bravo Dan....You are proof that having no life can be of positive value :) I was actually thinking of the scene in the Frat house when they just found out they were on double-secret probation and Bluto inspires them E-Mail Me "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets! | ||||
| DreamWeaver | posted on 04-02-2001 @ 9:51 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Dan..kiss my ass maybe I'll get a job making pizza | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 04-02-2001 @ 9:52 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Morning all! I...don't...think...I'm...gonna...make...it... next week is a 4-day weekend, don't forget, I just don't think I can make it without another day off...plus, the Friday after Good Friday is 4/20 and I already asked off :)--gotta have priorities, right?  < | ||||
| Dan | posted on 04-02-2001 @ 9:54 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 00 | DW, you REALLY want me to go back to making pizzas and living with my folks, don't you...I know you need people to hang out with, but I need to be thinking about progressing, not regressing... And, that's a negative on the hornygoatweed... Official Sarcastic Bastard of OpieAnthony.com Waste a few minutes reading my mindless drivel on foundrymusic.com:Visit this Website Adopted Newbie: Jeni from Hoboken | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 04-02-2001 @ 9:55 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Actually Dan, I work two jobs and I'm in the process of trying to switch from full time here and part time there to full time there. Besides, the other one is more fun and so much less stress. The pay sucks, but I like it alot better. | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 04-02-2001 @ 9:56 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Howdy hicks See My Sig Pics! If you want to be adopted by me IM me at fezoanda and email me at [email protected] Currently I've adopted giraffe raper and have room for one more | ||||
| Ronreddog | posted on 04-02-2001 @ 10:06 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Hello DW, Spit! Have to live up to my rep as a cockblocker and hit on the lovely ladies as the come online! ;) E-Mail Me | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 04-02-2001 @ 10:18 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Hey Spit, how have ya been? Seems we just don't get to talk any more ;-) E-Mail Me "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets! | ||||
| Rog2K | posted on 04-02-2001 @ 10:22 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Morning all. Work from Friday has spilt over to today, so I may not get to slack today!! What a horrible thing to happen a monday!! (And to think I wasted valuable slack time reading that friggin april fools thread...)  Don't hate me because I'm beautiful... | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 04-02-2001 @ 10:31 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Sorry, Metal, babe...work is once again busy :( my boss is back Ron, let me rub you belly LOL Here's a good email I got this morning that should give everyone a laugh (I personally like the last one) and f u if you don't like it THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY AT WORK BUT CAN'T 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. 6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. 8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. 9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying. 10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again... 11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn. 14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. 16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. 18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. 19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks? 20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. 21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off. 22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. 23. And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...? 24. Do I look like a people person? 25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. 26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. 27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 28. If I throw a stick, will you leave? 29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. 30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. 31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. 33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1? 34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses. 35. Nice perfume! Must you marinate in it? 36. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done. 37. How do I set a laser printer to stun? 38. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks. < | ||||
| Ronreddog | posted on 04-02-2001 @ 10:43 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Anytime, babe! And what a belly it is! :) Too much too read on a Monday morning! LMMFAO E-Mail Me | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 04-02-2001 @ 10:48 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Ron...you're making me sick dude....give it a fucking rest already! Spit, want I should come down and break the bosses legs? E-Mail Me "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets! | ||||
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