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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 11:04 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
OAS...umped 4 games?? How are your knees?....I played 3 softball games.
Atleast the weather was great. I have a tan already.





Slacking in progress.
Kid Afrika
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 11:10 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Hey kids! Just stopping by to say hello. After my taking the day off friday, I have 19 messages to return. Ya know, you would think that when you tell people you will be out of the office, and someone else will take your calls, that your calls would be handled. Not here though. So to all the idiots that forwarded calls to my empty desk.... NICE HEAD DEEKS!!!


What the FUCK are you looking at?

Rather die than be stuck
In a one room shack and
Kickin' back daydreaming with the 9 in my lap
So how's that from the mind of a thug nigga
Bought a fo' five cuz I heard that the slug's bigger
Figure the first muthafucka to jump
'll find hisself getting swept off his feet by the pump

o&aswallow
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 11:14 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
GW, knees are fine, it's the thigh and calf muscles that are killing me today.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
o&aswallow
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 11:14 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
GW, knees are fine, it's the thigh and calf muscles that are killing me today.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Ronreddog
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 11:25 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I have 19 messages to return. Ya know, you would think that when you tell people you will be out of the office, and someone else will take your calls, that your calls would be handled. Not here though. So to all the idiots that forwarded calls to my empty desk.... NICE HEAD DEEKS!!!



Hey Kid, ain't it the truth. Same shit here when I take a day off, usually my mailbox is full!

Just popping in again before my day gets out of control! I am sore today, but it is from Wax on, Wax off. I spent yesterday washing and waxing the IROC! SWEEEEEEET!

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Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH

I have adopted FakeCeleb as of 4/25/01

I have adopted TooCute as of 4/28/01

WOW is here, please WOW this bully today!
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 12:09 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
RRD,

You spent the whole weekend wacking off?

In the "It sucks to be at work today" dept., there's a second person interviewing for my job. The guy looks like he's mid forties going for a salary that would insult a carpet. I'd tell you the range, but then everyone would know my level of poverty.

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

[email protected]

Opie696
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 12:17 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Howdy.....Faggots. lol j/k
whats up every one,


IM NOT TAKIN ANYONES BULLSHIT ANYMORE!!
Teen Tomato Boys
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 12:46 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Just checking in...we're about to take a physics test...wish us luck...we need it




"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION...NUMNUTZ!!!"
"Are you not entertained!?!"
"We don't like you...We're just using you for good posts..."

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING SHIT...


Graduates from Totmacher's infamous school of maching tots...
Ronreddog
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 12:58 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

RRD,

You spent the whole weekend wacking off?


Actually, only Saturday! lol

I have to go to North Brunswick at 2 to pick up a new Saturn Wagon with a Japanese gentleman.

What a f***ing beautiful day out! Wish I could call it quits right now! :)

E-Mail Me


Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH

I have adopted FakeCeleb as of 4/25/01

I have adopted TooCute as of 4/28/01

WOW is here, please WOW this bully today!
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 12:59 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Jeez.....no slacking today. I guess I'm not the only one.





Slacking in progress.
Arthur Dent
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 1:03 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Slacking like crazy until 3:00, then doing actual work (overtime!) til very late tonight.

Just don't have anything to add today. :(



'Anyone who is capable of being elected president should on no account be allowed to do the job' - The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
Arthur smiled at him wanly and shrugged again. He turned and smiled wanly at the rest of the pub just in case any of them had heard what was going on. None of them had, and none of them could understand what he was smiling at them for.
Teen Tomato Boys
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 1:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
DAMN that test was fucking hard...anyway what the hell is going on with the slacking today???




"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION...NUMNUTZ!!!"
"Are you not entertained!?!"
"We don't like you...We're just using you for good posts..."

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING SHIT...


Graduates from Totmacher's infamous school of maching tots...
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 2:01 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
With all the people in and out of my office, I have to be careful slacking...I don't want my cover blown. And if they hire some one else, I want him to find out how truly awful this job is the way I did...after you've signed on.

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

[email protected]

Teen Tomato Boys
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 2:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
We hear you Capt'n...and if they do hire someone else you get to put all the work on him/her and post for a living...

Don't you post for a living already?




"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION...NUMNUTZ!!!"
"Are you not entertained!?!"
"We don't like you...We're just using you for good posts..."

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING SHIT...


Graduates from Totmacher's infamous school of maching tots...
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 2:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I'm going to see if "Slacking Loligager" can be added to my job title!

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

[email protected]

Teen Tomato Boys
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 2:15 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
lol...and we're changing all our classes to the Slacking major...
Slacking 101,
How to slack and get away with it,
The art of the slacker
Slacker Physcology,
Slacker C-blocking, and finnnaly for our BS(BULL SHIT)
If you're a slacker and you know it clap your hands(music class)




"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION...NUMNUTZ!!!"
"Are you not entertained!?!"
"We don't like you...We're just using you for good posts..."

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING SHIT...


Graduates from Totmacher's infamous school of maching tots...
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 2:22 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Good afternoon fucknuts!


Chef Corpse Boyardee is bringing the food, don't worry!
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Rumor has it that I stole today. Come back tomorrow.



weinie
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 2:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
tomato:

what physics subject was that test in?

Cap'n Fudge
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 2:36 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Weinie,

Would Physics be the subject??? Or do you mean the chapter?

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

[email protected]

DreamWeaver
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 2:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
edit- thats not very nice

(for those of you reading my following post, DW had a pic of Jenna Elfman that made her look like she was searching for her hockey helmet! LOL...It's good to be a Mod!)

This message was edited by Buttmunch on 4-30-01 @ 3:17 PM
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 2:49 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Jenna Elfman has that "Whacky Sexy" thing working for her, but she is not especially hot.




Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.

Sometimes you have to be the bigger man.
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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 2:49 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
MMMM Boobies

Any comment on your latest selection Dream? Spitfire, care for a rebuttal?

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

[email protected]

Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 2:54 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
What's with the pic of the chick with the retard hands?

She looks like she's having a seizure!


Chef Corpse Boyardee is bringing the food, don't worry!
<



Rumor has it that I stole today. Come back tomorrow.



spitfire421
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 2:59 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Definitely ;)




I stand alone on the cliffs of the world,
no-one ever tends to me.
Sitting alone covered in breeze.
Some things are so my mind can breathe.

The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long.
Draped in sun, hands in sand.
Earth acid cleanses me.
It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet)
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 3:04 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Spit,

Have you been reading my "Wish Book" again????

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

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