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DreamWeaver
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 9:16 AM      
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OAS - please lets not even begin with the geeeyyy talk..ssshhh, it stops here.
And yes I had an awesome weekend and am soo proud of my boys!!!!! Go Devils!! As for working Saturday...I got a bit drunk after Breur and was unable to get out of bed at 5 am the next morning. Something was keeping me there.
I am a true slacker! But I did do some work from home yesterday.




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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 9:19 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
By the way everyone, the new title for this thread is.....

Dripping 7: The felching Work "Fat Ass" Sucks Here

LMMFAO



"Something strange happened to me this morning."
"Was it a dream where you see yourself in, sort of, Sun God robes, on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"
"No. "
"Why am I the only person that has that dream?"


GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, tell him to drop dead.
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 9:20 AM      
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Good morning all...

Dan, do you think we care about your life? I'm sure Fuckface would be a solid choice, but is it really memorable? Try Upuauaiaiaioaiuaiot...lol

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

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Metalfan
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 9:21 AM      
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quote:

Gilligan, are you back in the hetro world today??.....


What's that saying....once you have Dan, you never go back? LOL. Gilligan probably has one foot on either side of the fence now ;-)

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
o&aswallow
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 9:22 AM      
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quote:

I got a bit drunk after Breur and was unable to get out of bed at 5 am the next morning. Something was keeping me there



Bravo! God bless you DW!

And looky looky, no nookie but post 1K Whoo Hoo!


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 9:25 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

June started last Friday.



I know, but I was too busy to notice :)
This week should be better. Slaker mode "On"!


How's that working out for you, being clever?

wage
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 9:25 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
morning DW and Ladi, where's our other resident hottie Spit at?

Graduated by GrkQT.
o&aswallow
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 9:28 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Heyladi, bring back the other sig, much more pronounced if ya get my drift!


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Metalfan
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 9:31 AM      
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quote:

Slaker mode "On"!


Heyladi.....there's an "Off" mode?

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 9:36 AM      
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quote:

there's an "Off" mode?


Well, maybe Pause anyway? ;)


How's that working out for you, being clever?

Dan
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 9:37 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Thanks for the input, guys. I'd go with fuckface, but I don't think it's the image I want to portray...Jerk-Ass is a little less offensive...

Actually, I'll probably just go with Dan...

DW: Your slacking inspires us all...

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Metalfan
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 9:42 AM      
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quote:

Well, maybe Pause anyway?



That must have cost extra, which is why I don't have one of those :-)

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
Ronreddog
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 9:56 AM      
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Good Morning Slackers! The dog is back!

quote:

And yes I had an awesome weekend and am soo proud of my boys!!!!! Go Devils!!



Great game Saturday night Dream! I must try to get tix to Game 6! They are going to win tonight in Colorado, I GUARANTEE IT!


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heyladiladi
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posted on 06-04-2001 @ 9:57 AM      
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Registered: May. 01

Hey, where did everyone go?



How's that working out for you, being clever?

wage
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 9:59 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
i'm still here, functioning at about 45%.

Graduated by GrkQT.
FollowThisLogic
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The man with the plan.
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 10:01 AM      
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Howdy folks.... it's Monday, boss is in NYC today and I'm in NJ...

My day of slacking commences. Awwwwww yeah. Two hundred and forty dollars.... worth o' puddin'.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.

Me droogies: Syndra is waiting at the Corova Milk Bar. One position available.
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 10:06 AM      
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All that pudding...I wanna dip my balls in it!!

Does anybody feel like their job is worthwhile, or is it just a paycheck while you look for the "perfect" job?

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

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wage
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 10:09 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
just a paycheck unfortunately. i am working on something though, might mean commuting to NYC but the pay would be worth it! relationship question for those of you married or in something serious. do you have "the one" or did you settle in some way?

Graduated by GrkQT.
FollowThisLogic
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The man with the plan.
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 10:15 AM      
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For the most part I'd say my job is worthwhile...

I mean, any computer job has its fair share of utter moron users, and mine is no exception, but the pay is definitely decent (especially at my age) and I don't really mind the 4 days NJ/1 day NYC commute.

The State fucking ruled. I think I'm gonna go down to the zoo and watch the monkeys do it. Not the penguins. Penguins ain't natural.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.

Me droogies: Syndra is waiting at the Corova Milk Bar. One position available.
Grumpy
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posted on 06-04-2001 @ 10:15 AM      
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Dan - I gotta with the crowd and say Dan "FuckFace". Either that or ButtPlug Dan. Now there's a name that people won't forget soon. Makes you sound gay but at least people will remember your name.

Capn - 15 years of paying my dues in shit jobs, working for shit companies and answering to shit people, I finally got to where I wanna be (thank God). It's no longer a paycheck, it's now a retirement plan for me.




"How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much?
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Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.


o&aswallow
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 10:20 AM      
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Capn, definately happy where I am, total carrer. At this point in my career if I were not happy, I would have to slap a looser tag on myself. I have pretty much total control and a strong executive management team behind me. The money is good, the perks are solid and there are few that I have to take shit from and most that try, end up in a crash and burn.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Metalfan
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 10:21 AM      
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Unfortunately, its still just a paycheck :-(

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
Grumpy
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posted on 06-04-2001 @ 10:25 AM      
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Wage, when I first started thinking aobut asking Mrs. Grumpy to marry me, a very dear and very very wise friend of mine, ask me to take a very simple test. One question. The result of the question can tell you if you're settling or if she's really THE ONE.

Imagine you and your potential mate on a deserted island. You have all the food, water, shelter and things you need to physically survive. The catch is you may never be able to leave. There may be no rescue. So in theory, you are stuck with her /him for good with no outside contact to distract you.

Here's the question :

Can you spend the rest of your life on that island with this person and be perfectly happy for the rest of your life?

If you have to think about it for more than 30 seconds or if you come up with "I'm not sure" or worse, a "NO", ask yourself WHY you didn't answer a definitive YES. Either he or she is not the right person or you have some issues you two need to work out before you make that kind of commitment.

If you can come up with "YES" without hesitation or minimal thought, chances are you got the right one. Because ultimately, that's what happens, it's you and your mate together, most of the time alone, for the rest of your life and you have to be happy with each other.

I could go on for pages with this, but I got a meeting in a few with a VP. We can continue this some other time.

Have fun folks. I'll check in with you slackers later.



"How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much?
The late great John Belushi
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Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.


HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 10:25 AM      
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Hi all.
quote:

What's that saying....once you have Dan, you never go back? LOL.

I thought it was "Once you have Dan, you only want Man."
quote:

Gilligan probably has one foot on either side of the fence now

And he only stands that way so he can get the fence post up the ass.

Bye all.

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This message was edited by HOSPITALIANO on 6-4-01 @ 10:28 AM
Kid Afrika
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 10:29 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
I like hosp's new posting style. And he actually said something funny for once. always leave on a good joke hosp.


What the FUCK are you looking at?

I have abduc... I mean adopted tankGrrl24

Currently walking on egg shells.
It's a battlefield out there.

It's like, "How much more black could this be?",
and the answer is none. None more black.





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