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njstrawberry
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:00 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
How insensitive of you!(whipping hair around in a valley girl type fashion) WHY I NEVER!

MARCIA MARCIA MARCIA...LMAO



This message was edited by njstrawberry on 6-19-01 @ 1:02 PM
Unicron
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:01 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Anyone ever eat doritos and pretzles at the same time?..man thats delicious

shut up hosp, or you'll make "my list" :)



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This message was edited by Unicron on 6-19-01 @ 1:03 PM
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:02 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
Dennis Leary anyone:

Shut the Fuck Up by Dr Dennis Leary, that's the name of my new book. I'll have people come into the office, "Dr I ... Shut the Fuck up! Next!"

"He made me feel so much better about myself. He just told me to shut the fuck up. Nobody had ever told me that before."

"I'm just not happy..." Nobodys happy. Happiness comes in small dosses. Its a chocolate chip cookie, a cigarette, or a five second orgasm. You cum, you smoke the butt, you eat the cookie. The next day you get up and go to fucking work. That's it, end of fucking list.

Life sucks. Get a fucking helmet. --- the end.




How's that working out for you, being clever?

njstrawberry
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:02 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I usually like the flavor of those pretzel sticks after I totally drench them in mustard...they get so mushy mushy...yummmmy

Well, I beeeeeeeeeeeeeeez out...(sucking teeth)



This message was edited by njstrawberry on 6-19-01 @ 1:04 PM
Grumpy
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posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:02 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Unishit - look bro. It's not that we don't care about your life (insert joke here). But lighten up man. Seek therapy if you're that DOWN on yourself.

You've single handedly taken my killer "tool on people to make up for yesterday" buzz and trashed it. Thanks man. I appreciate it.

I'm gonna go get some lunch and kick a homeless guy. Maybe I'll feel better after I come back.



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o&aswallow
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:03 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Straw...LMMFAORAOTMFF!

Let's get back to Pirate and Wench games.

Arrrgh Wench, bringith thy back over here so as I may have a place to settith my beer, aarrrgh


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Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

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TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

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njstrawberry
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:05 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

kick a homeless guy


having lunch with fuggin?

LMAO I AM SORRY !! I had to, it was perfect...LOL

Unicron
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:05 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
NO NO NO NO NO, i wasn't turning this into a "pity me i'm depressed" thread, i was simply stating that i have never done anything fun in my life and i would like too soon, that was all.

if you want, tool on me at will grumpster


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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:06 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hey assholes. Here ya go.

Click Me If You Have The Balls Faggot





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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:06 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Uni...what is holding you back? Get off your ass and get some pussy. That will straighten a few things out. Nice play on words huh? Go to 18 and over clubs. Come to a O and A function.
Sitting around at your age isn't good. Just makes you crazier.






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posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:07 PM      
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hey hunnies im hoooooome

WHATEVER BEN

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njstrawberry
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:07 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

pity me i'm depressed


oh yes you were...come on...you know it...if it makes you feel better I don't have any friends in my life either...

I killed them all (ssssssh don't tell) LMAO

Okay I am out for lunch. I am going to go take some pics of Grumpy kicking Fuggin...LOL


o&aswallow
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:09 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Oh Boy, Amy's here to cheer us up.(wha, what???)


So little niece, how did the math final go?


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
mxomatrix
One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!!
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

i was simply stating that i have never done anything fun in my life

Masterbate...it's fun the first couple of times





When I have fears that I may cease to be
Before my pen has gleaned my teaming brain,
Before high-piled books, in charactery,
Hold like rich garners the full ripened grain;
When I behold, upon the night's starred face,
Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance,
And think that I may never live to trace
Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance,
And when I feel, fair creature of a hour,
That I shall never look upon thee more,
Never have relish in the fairy power
Of unreflecting love--then on the shore
Of the wide world I stand alone, and think
Till love and fame to nothingness do sink.
--Keats
spitfire421
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:10 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
How did it go Amy?

OAS, aye aye matie...may I now have permission to get lunch...hahaha!


Silent hell on the marble slab
The best trip that I've ever had
Higher than a jet plane, pass it around
My drinks on empty, need another round

I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Is this the best that you can do?
I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Higher than a jet plane with you

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i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:13 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
well i think i did ok
i wont know for sure how i did til later on in the afternoon
i will post as soon as i get it

the post will either read, i passed and it will be a post about coming to my graduation or it will read, I have killed myself and you know i did bad

WHATEVER BEN

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I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:13 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

it's fun the first couple of times


If its only fun a few times, you're doing it wrong. ;)




How's that working out for you, being clever?

o&aswallow
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:14 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

OAS, aye aye matie...may I now have permission to get lunch...hahaha!


Wench, you may munch whenever thy little heart desires, aarrrgh....LOL

quote:

If its only fun a few times, you're doing it wrong


Damn straight Ladi, make everytime like it was first ;-)

Speaking of, I'm off to lunch. See ya's later.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

This message was edited by o&aswallow on 6-19-01 @ 1:18 PM
Unicron
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:15 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Math sucks, let's talk about sex, or womans fun parts, or other stuff, let's not talk about depression, or math.

"SO, how's your tits today?" *smack*


Listener since 2/3/99, 882 days before syndication


This message was edited by Unicron on 6-19-01 @ 1:17 PM
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:15 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
A fight club for getting picked on? Are you for real? It's called a "running gag", it's a joke that is a common thread through many conversations. Lighten up Francis.


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mxomatrix
One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!!
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

If its only fun a few times, you're doing it wrong

And again I ask...wanna help me??? ;)





When I have fears that I may cease to be
Before my pen has gleaned my teaming brain,
Before high-piled books, in charactery,
Hold like rich garners the full ripened grain;
When I behold, upon the night's starred face,
Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance,
And think that I may never live to trace
Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance,
And when I feel, fair creature of a hour,
That I shall never look upon thee more,
Never have relish in the fairy power
Of unreflecting love--then on the shore
Of the wide world I stand alone, and think
Till love and fame to nothingness do sink.
--Keats
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:18 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Masterbate...it's fun the first couple of times


I'm sure Uni's already been down that road.

quote:

not doing it right.



Oh ladi, even though I don't know you, you just gave me a great visual.





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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:18 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

"SO, how's your tits today?" *smack*

OK, I'm assuming that was supposed to be funny.



Ahlexus is the newest castaway on Gilligan's Island. If she pisses in your wheaties, let me know.
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:18 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
my tits are hard

will that help u unicron

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
Unicron
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:19 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Yes, it was maynard, and although it failed miserably, it's better than anything you've done lately.

and Amy, no, it dosn't, your a dear friend, i don't like hearing about friends bresticles.


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