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zootybang
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 10:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Sometimes, when I eat popcorn, and those little weird pieces get stuck In my teeth, I kinda like It. It's a GOOD pain, ya know?




God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.

Maynard
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 10:17 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Dude, that popcorn kernel stuck in the teeth sUUUUUCKS!

You sit there and try and get it out all night long.


zootybang
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 10:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Yeah, but It gives you something to do. A goal to aim for.




God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.

The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 10:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I like biting my nails, and sticking them in between my teeth.


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

zootybang
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 10:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Dude, are you serious? I literally thought I was the only one who did that. I do that all damn day.
Maybe I need counseling or something.




God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.

The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 10:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I'm doing it right now, and yes, you do need counseling.


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

zootybang
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 10:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I'll see you at the meetings.




God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.

Maynard
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 10:29 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Dude, I bite my nails and chew the nail when I'm bored, but I hate it when they get stuck in my teeth. YUCK!


The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 10:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Pfffft, I can quit anytime I want.


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 10:30 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
Biting nails? I do that. In fact I've been my nails so low that i have to use razors to continue picking at my nails.

Has anyone else realized that fan sites are nothing more than socially acceptable shrines?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Thursdy Jan 10- CBS: 8-10 Survivor Africa finale, 11- Gumble special...NBC: Friends (new), Will (R), Will (new), Shoot (new), ER(new)...FOX: 2 Hour of Family Guy (Repeats all)...HBO: Bedazzled....ABC: Figure Skating...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Angel (R), Charmed (R)...
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 10:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
No, no, no...it's the hang nails that get ya's. One little rip and all hell breaks loose.

Anybody else notice how fast the board is?
WEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!



zootybang
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 10:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
" I was once a high-powered executive in a fortune 500 company. I had a wife, two wonderful kids, and a life most people only dreamed about.....
Then I started sticking my nails between my teeth.
It started innocently enough. I'd do It on weekends, when I would hang out with the guys.
Then, I began sneaking nails In at home, In the garage. I'd tell my wife I was "working on the car". I "worked on the car" more frequently with each passing week.
I began neglecting my duties at work, opting to "Gum a nail", rather than attend board meetings.
The final straw was when I forgot to pick my daughter up from ballet class because I was Incisor-deep Into a primo thumb clipping that I had been cultivating for weeks.
In the end, sticking nails in my teeth cost me my job, my family, and everything I had worked so hard for.
If you value anything In your life, learn from my mistakes, and do coke like the rest of the world.
You'll be glad yo did, and you can hide the evidence much easier."
Brought to you by the counsel for a "sticking nails between your teeth"-free country





God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.

Maynard
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 10:39 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Anybody else notice how fast the board is?

Cause FTL fuckin ROCKS!!

Except when he deletes my posts.


av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 11:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Anybody else notice how fast the board is?



The only thing I notice is the hot ass on the chick in yer sig....


anyone have a kleenex?




Av8er Radio
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Chase this tease into the open wave, And take this leash into your inner slave. Follow me into the open end, Now gather these pieces of broken man. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN Close this cell - imprison your only friend, And I can't kill - but I'm not so innocent. Rid this place of me and everyone, And change this face to burn in the sun. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN Stop this life - I can not stop this life. I can not stop this life - I can not die


Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 11:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
Grk, I'm very sarcastic, but I know when everything is in fun. But I wasn't kidding about the cuffs.



How quick the sun can...drop away...And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass of what was everything...All the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything... All the love gone bad, turned my world to black...tattooed all I see..all that I am...all I'll ever be...I know someday you'll have a beautiful life...I know you'll be a star...In somebody else's sky... but why...why...why...Can't it be...why can't it be mine?


GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 11:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
You better not be kidding about the cuffs!!! Dominate me baby! lol


Heartbreaker you've got the best of me
But I just keep on comin' back incessantly
Oh why did you have to run your game on me
I should have known right from the start you'd go & break my heart

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 11:49 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
the long ass statuses are pissing me off

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 11:53 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
why'd you change your sig- not that I'm gay, just wondering


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Thursdy Jan 10- CBS: 8-10 Survivor Africa finale, 11- Gumble special...NBC: Friends (new), Will (R), Will (new), Shoot (new), ER(new)...FOX: 2 Hour of Family Guy (Repeats all)...HBO: Bedazzled....ABC: Figure Skating...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Angel (R), Charmed (R)...
CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:07 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

why'd you change your sig- not that I'm gay, just wondering

yes you are.

and to all you morons using yahoo for your sigs, like 3 people can see them, everyone else sees the red x...change it!


Was I a fool to think, the way you looked at me
I swear you did, but you looked away too quick
Was I a fool to think that you'd take me home as if I was yours,
Was I a fool to think at all?
Maynard
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:10 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Excuse me, but do you have a problem with my status?


WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:12 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
ikea, i dunno why
i was fucking around with photoshop today since i got my computer back, i figured id use buttercup again

and maynard, yes i hate ur status, its too fucking long, just like your c..... ;)

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
Maynard
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:16 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Dammit Amy, I told you that if we had sex, that you couldn't tell people how long my c was.


RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:43 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

its too fucking long, just like your c.....


If you're talking about what I think you're talking about, wtf? I didn't think a collar bone could be too long!



I LOVE THE MORON
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:44 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
im sorry i had to tell everyone how big it is

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
FN Moron
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:47 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

and to all you morons using yahoo for your sigs, like 3 people can see them, everyone else sees the red x...change it!
fuck them... it's easy enough to set your tool options so that they can be seen...



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!





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