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Okay, I am confused. I just read Amy's status. When did she become a virgin?

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I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off

• If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
  
• If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
  
• If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Philip's screwdriver?
  
• If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
  
• If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
  
• Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
  
• Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
  
• Why is a person who plays the piano call a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
  
• Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposite things?
  
• If horrific means to make horrible, doesn't terrific mean to make terrible?
  
• If 'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
  Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?
  
• If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked
  and dry cleaners depressed?
  
• Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's?
  
• Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint, you will have to touch it to be
  sure?
  
• If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?
  
• Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
  
• What do people in China call their good plates?
  
• What do you call a male ladybug?
  
• What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
  
• When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
  
• Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
  
• Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
  
• Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
  
• Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
  
• Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and
  drive?
  
• Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
  
• Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
  
• Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?
  
• Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
  
• How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
  
• Why is a bra singular and panties plural?
  
• You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
  
• If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
  
• If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
  
• If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
  
• Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
  
• Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you
  transport something by ship it's called cargo?
  
• What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
  
• Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
  
• If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
  
• If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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Besides, how could I pick on a guy that strikes out at slow pitch softball

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CIT (Cuties in Training): none, have room for 2 email me if you want to be a Cutie

Yahman - Certified Cutie as of 6/19/01

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Amy, you gotta earn your c-tease status

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[insidejoke] C'mon Amy, you know you nubian sistas lose your virginity at like, what? 12? [/insidejoke]

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I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off

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Sorry, I don't normally do this but here's some things to ponder:

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Grump what you didnt know is that i used Analeeze on the ball that time

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• what would a chair look like if your legs bent the other way...
  
• Shouldn't a building that is finished construction be called a built
  
• Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway
  
• WHy do Suits go in garment bags and garments go in suitcases...
  
• Last week I turned the volume on a blank tape all the way up...the mime next door went nuts...
  

When I have fears that I may cease to be
Before my pen has gleaned my teaming brain,
Before high-piled books, in charactery,
Hold like rich garners the full ripened grain;
When I behold, upon the night's starred face,
Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance,
And think that I may never live to trace
Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance,
And when I feel, fair creature of a hour,
That I shall never look upon thee more,
Never have relish in the fairy power
Of unreflecting love--then on the shore
Of the wide world I stand alone, and think
Till love and fame to nothingness do sink.
--Keats

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Amy, you gotta earn your c-tease status

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I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off

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Shut the fuck up!

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Grump what you didnt know is that i used Analeeze on the ball that time...lol

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Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: ShavinBush
Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.
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FROY WAS SAFE!

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Besides, how could I pick on a guy that strikes out at slow pitch softball

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but i cant go hang with the stars

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Honestly, has anyone seen K1d?

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