quote:

---

Why don't you buy a radio and put it in the bathroom just for that purpose, like I have.

---

quote:

---

When you sing along (and know all the words) to Special Ed on the way home from work (as I did today).

---

Read My Column, Kickin Ass With FoundryMusicAntD on FoundryMusic.com ,
the most difficult site to navigate on the net and tune into my midnite show on RonFez.net Radio

quote:

---

When you sing along (and know all the words) to Special Ed on the way home from work (as I did today).

---

quote:

---

Your vocabulary has expanded to include sound bytes and goofy phrases for sexual positions, and when you say things like "more gooder", the general public just thinks you're really fucking stupid

Your mother gets really pissed when you stick a WOW sticker on her pick-up truck because your car was in the shop and you had to borrow hers to get to work that Wednesday

When cursing, you just use the first letter.
You F'n csucker MF'er

Your idea of dirty talk is "I'm gonna stick my C in your F'ing A and shoot Banana Juice all over your Ts."

You actually care about Amy's life.

When everytime you hear something cool you say
"Nice, right Norton?" and noone around you
is named Norton

you set your work/break schedule around the show or try to find a job where you can listen everyday

* You refresh the OA.com board every minute hoping that there is a new post to respond to
* When people say they don't listen to O&A you feel as if there's somethign wrong with them
* you rearrange your life just so you can listen to every second of the show
* If you have to go to the bathroom during the show, you bring a stereo or walkman into the bathroom with you so you don't miss a thing
* You still speak in Spaz talk
* you slip in O&A references just to see if anyone notices it as an O&A reference.
* you start arguements with people who just mention Stern's name as to why O&A are better
* you burst out in laughter in public remembering an O&A line you heard 3 weeks ago
* When you say "You too" you realize your mistake and immediately think of regan


You mention O&A at least once in almost every conversation you have.
You work out on the treadmill instead of the stairmaster because you can get better reception on the treadmill.
You spend time trying to recruit new listeners and vehemently arguing with people who say they're not as funny as Stern.

~ you pull up in front of your house after driving home from work & just sit in the car waiting for a commercial so you won't miss a second
ps ~ i constantly get yelled at for having a radio on in every room of the house

-You actually know who Jeff Norris is.

you call your girlfriend Beba

you bought an mp3 player just because it was easier then burning a 4 hour show to cds for the car / work

Everything cool, or interesting, or funny, or worthy of an exclamation, is NICE (Damn youuu Norton! Damn youuu all to Hell!)
Every bad driver on the road is a DEEK

When out of nowhere in the middle of a conversation with a girl you ask, "triangle or mohawk?"
When you tell people you don't like to "go and drink a bucket of AIDS."

set your work schedule around 3-7.
when you know rich vos' act
when you harass people in the street weaing a k-rock shirt
i know it's been said, but when inserting "ok teriffic" into everyday conversation

or when you're on the dumper you leave the bathroom door open so that you can hear the radios that are on in every other room in the house

You post on the message board at work, leaving a huge pile of tasks to be completed collecting dust til Friday...
Even if there's no one with you, you talk to the radio "That was a good one" "Nice" or find yourself agreeing with them and talking back

-You call all your friends "Hammer".
-Whenever you hear Van Halen you think O&A are out of dump, even if you're not listening to WNEW.
-You add the word TEEN where is doesnt belong, like "TEEN chicken soup", or "TEEN carborator"

Your friends wonder why you call stupid people "F-tards"

Talking to fans of the show more than family/friends/significant others.
Doing Ant's Impressions instead of making up your own

When you sing along (and know all the words) to Special Ed on the way home from work (as I did today).

-As a male, you point out all other WOW stickers on the road to your friends to show how big O&A are getting.

Adding NEW's number to your Palm address book

---

quote:

---

When you try and figure out when their
100th show in Philly is going to be
so you can take that day off and go down
and hang with them.

---