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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: The Osbournes | ||||
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| usagirl21 | posted on 03-20-2002 @ 11:46 AM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 01  | I am surprised at how functional the Osbournes are. Sure they say "fuck" more times than they breathe, but they also talk to each other. I couldn't believe how easy it was for the daughter to tell her dad about her tatoo and even though her mother strongly disapproved, she WENT to show her mom at the spa! They eat dinner together and they have conversations; I'm pretty impressed. (This board is too addictive for me to stay away, not that anybody notice that I wasn't here :) ) *****************************  Yes, the WOW was MS-Painted on | ||||
| BallsackTeabagger | posted on 03-20-2002 @ 12:51 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: There's not a person here who saw it and didn't hear in their head ANT's Ozzy impression. | ||||
| Delta Sigma Phuk Ups | posted on 03-20-2002 @ 2:38 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | This show continues to get better. Sharon Osboune is a twat for not allowing Sub Titles. Did you see the Benz that Jack is driving around? But he's still a Tool.  | ||||
| Fast Freddy Voted Most Likey to The next old thread I bring up officially starts the mods in a race to ban me. Flock wins! | posted on 03-21-2002 @ 9:22 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | Anybdoy hear the Osbournes on the morning show? Fucking brilliant! Jack is a pothead! Eat that snatch faggot! | ||||
| Delta Sigma Phuk Ups | posted on 03-21-2002 @ 11:03 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: What's the morning show? And if you actually think Jack is a pothead you couldn't be more wrong. Have you seen that kid on MTV he doesn't leave the house, he's just a freak kid.  But it must not be true for jerk-offs like you. | ||||
| Fast Freddy Voted Most Likey to The next old thread I bring up officially starts the mods in a race to ban me. Flock wins! | posted on 03-21-2002 @ 11:57 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | Morning Show meaning Stern, he had the whole Osbourne family on and it was friggin hysterical. They were talking about the show. Not only did Jack brag about being a pothead, Ozzy and Sharon confirmed it. They claim that they just cant do anything about it. Eat that snatch faggot! | ||||
| rYgUrGiTaTiOn | posted on 03-21-2002 @ 11:59 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 01 | potheads rule!!!!!!!!!!!! Philly wants Ron & Fez!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||||
| red rocket Secret Sex Chat | posted on 03-21-2002 @ 1:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | Yea, I heard them giving Howard all the credit for inventing there show. Hoo Hoo hoo :) NEVER FORGET God Bless The USA. | ||||
| MyHairGrows Buttmunch mourns the fact that this waste of space breathes his air | posted on 03-21-2002 @ 2:01 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | They should credit MTV Cribs before the credit Stern...last year, when they visited their house, man that was fucking hysterical. Anything with Ozzy rules. Even him as an old, retarded man rules. Wish they could adopt me. Barch is stalking me...he wants to do some gay things to me, I think... | ||||
| willpenn2 | posted on 03-21-2002 @ 3:14 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Aug. 01 | Check out the scene when Ozzy called his wife to tell her about the daughter's tatto. On the chalkboard next to Ozzy, there is a bunch of writing. Part of it is blurled out, but it said something about " F the Jews". | ||||
| sykopathchik Hey... Buckaroo! Yes, everyone knows I type in a unique manner. No need to comment. | posted on 03-21-2002 @ 6:17 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | AHHHH I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHOW ... OZzy ruuleS but man is he Out there FuuCk .. its gota be on more than just tuesdays . when does the re rUns re aiR ? Shit is soO dayuM funnnY..  Its not How to stand nExt to the PuSsAhA .Its how you PhuCk it !! | ||||
| WhackBagKid TALK TO ME, GOMEZ. HE WHO IS #1. | posted on 03-21-2002 @ 6:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | delta sigma,,, for a kid that doesnt leave the house that much and is a loser, he sure does leave the house a lot, and sure does have a stacked girlfriend I Will Be Your Dixie Chicken | ||||
| Delta Sigma Phuk Ups | posted on 03-21-2002 @ 7:14 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: If you saw the first episode you would have heard how Sharon was explaining that Jack is an outcast at school. Also that he doesn't go out to mall, movies or anything else a kid his age would do. So what exactly are you saying? But it must not be true for jerk-offs like you. | ||||
| HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 03-26-2002 @ 11:04 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | BEST SHOW EVER. nuff said. | ||||
| pnigga well...I feel like an ass now "wading in the genetic pool of vomit" | posted on 03-27-2002 @ 4:07 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | Ozzy throwing firewood through those asshole's window was the absolute highlight of the series. --------------------------------------------------  This message was edited by pnigga on 3-27-02 @ 4:08 AM | ||||
| Scrappleking
| posted on 03-27-2002 @ 8:41 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | My favorite part of this week's show was Ozzy attempting to throw out the trash and staring, like a retard, at the trash can as the lid closed before he had a chance to put the bag in the can. The following scene of Ozzy trying to recylce a newspaper was just as funny. I think seeing Ozzy struggling to carry out everyday tasks is the true entertainment in the show. His fat kids are funny , but kind of discust me, especially the d "Somebody took my phone number and called Afghanistan. Afghanistan! I've never talked to anyone in Afghanistan, I don't know nobody in Afghanistan, and even if did know anyone, I wouldn't talk to that Afghan ass for three hours! I won't talk to my daddy for three hours." | ||||
| mother shucker | posted on 03-27-2002 @ 9:02 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00 | THIS SHOW FUCKING ROOOOOOOOOOOOOCKS!!!!!!! :-D I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker! | ||||
| Cunt-Twat I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER! | posted on 03-27-2002 @ 10:14 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote:omg, i totally agree!! i thought it was hysterical when he went to throw out the paper and all the garbage cans had no bags, then to watch him figure out how to put the bag in, brilliant, fucking brilliant!! i thought the last few shows were more "laugh out laud" funny, then this week, but it was still good. still the best thing on tv!! *don't forget tomorrow, o&a on o'reiley(sp?) on FOX.  :) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :) LETS GO METS, 2002!! | ||||
| X-Filed Rich Vos is the emobdiemnt of all that is teh funney | posted on 03-27-2002 @ 1:32 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | This had to be the best episode so far. Just watching Sharon and her son play some german death metal music and throwing food at the neighbors while they are singing some camp fire song was hysterical. But the best part was Ozzy sleeping through the entire thing on the couch.... VOS IS ABOUT AS FUNNY AS GETTING A PAPERCUT ACROSS THE TIP OF YOUR MULE AND THEN DIPPING IT IN LEMON JUICE!!!! | ||||
| ChuckyKnuckles | posted on 03-27-2002 @ 3:52 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | What I love is that just when you start to see the Osbournes as a normal family, Ozzy throws a log through the neighbor's window because HE'S AN F-ING ROCK STAR AND HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE F-ING WANTS!!! Norton is right, Ozzy is God.
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King Shit *board owner* | posted on 03-27-2002 @ 4:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | Shit, I totally forgot about the show. It gets replayed tonight at 6:30, right? I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands Over The Limit | ||||
| DoubleShot | posted on 03-27-2002 @ 5:21 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Oct. 01 | Replay is tonight at 12:30 AM. The replay from last week's show is at midnight...so ya got an hour of the greatest show ever tonight. | ||||
| Subzero316 TERRORIST voted most likely to get searched at the airport Subama Bin Zero (© AntsInMyPants - 2002) Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny" Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in. It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire. I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense. | posted on 03-27-2002 @ 5:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: ill be sure to watch. What? - Stone Cold Steve Austin | ||||
| mother shucker | posted on 03-27-2002 @ 11:41 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00 | I can't wait till next week when Ozzy and Sharon are looking at what his stage show is going to look like and Ozzy says "Bubbles? Sharon, I'm the fucking Prince of darkness, I can't have bubbles.............. :-D :-D :-D I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker! | ||||
| Subzero316 TERRORIST voted most likely to get searched at the airport Subama Bin Zero (© AntsInMyPants - 2002) Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny" Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in. It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire. I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense. | posted on 03-28-2002 @ 1:41 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | It will surely be another great one next week. What? - Stone Cold Steve Austin | ||||
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