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Delta Sigma Phuk Ups
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 10:44 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Vos
Regan
Otto
Lynch


Someone told me once that there's a right and wrong, and that punishment would come to those who dare to cross the line.
But it must not be true for jerk-offs like you.
Skeet Slambone
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 10:48 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Bruer
Regan
Mohr
Dice

Turk408
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 11:02 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Breuer,Lynch,Regan,Otto n George(GET IN THE COFFIN SIR!!!!)

A heavy dose of reality, with a shot of piss and vinegar
I love the kindredbabe, the MamaCaz, the SyKoPaThCHiK, and especially the RF and my little walking Disaster Area!!!!
TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 11:06 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
bruer,
mohr,
black,
dice






Read our latest taste travesty on OTL...The Hart Family Values!

ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 11:54 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
i love vos but i have to go with breuer, sorry vos--it pains me to do this, my own adopted son :(

breuer
regan

lynch
otto&george


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
BRING BACK GONZO STYLE

I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO & I LOVE MY BABY'S DADDY, AUSTINMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, and BROTHER JOE((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, Flock of Moosen, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, and Cancer Mike...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), and QuickStop ((The Youngans Club))

ellisD
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 12:13 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
Breuer
Black
Lynch
Dice


It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys, that's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.
Silvio Dante
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 12:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Vos
Black
Lynch
Otto & George





TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 12:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Breuer
Regan
Mohr
Lynch
Otto & George




MACE you voted for both Lynchie and jay. Need to pick one. I counted them up so far and they are basically in a dead heat.

Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 12:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I guarantee any body who has seen me in a club knows I don't do bad, except for Morristown, so anyone who has not seen me live do stand up, your opinion, does not mean shit.

i beg to differ, i think that morristown show was the best show you've ever done, and i know cuz i'm a fucking groupie :D



:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

LETS GO METS, 2002!!
alxelgr8
Oblivious to all things...PERIOD!!!!
...including this status.
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 12:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Breur
Regan
Lynch
NICEY-NICE I vote for DICE


Q: What does it mean to be a newbie in SU??
A: Well basically I'm that tiny guy on OZ that gets fucked by everyone.

"I HAVE A DREAM... that some day all newbies and regulars will be able to post together and not be judged by the number of their posts but by the content humor and character of thier ideas."
-someday FTL will be my friend-
>I dont want to be a Dick just a ball breaker; unfortunatly they're very nearly the same thing
TOOL-4-LIFE
red rocket
Secret Sex Chat
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 1:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Breuer
Regan
Lynch
Otto



NEVER FORGET
God Bless The USA.
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 1:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00

  • Breuer
  • Black
  • Lynch
  • Otto & George






'ThusThen' Rules!!11!!


Av8er Radio
[AIM] [ICQ] [E-Mail]


This is the end

Beautiful friend

This is the end

My only friend, the end

Of our elaborate plans, the end

Of everything that stands, the end

No safety or surprise, the end

I'll never look into your eyes...again

Can you picture what will be

So limitless and free

Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand

In a...desperate land

Lost in a Roman...wilderness of pain

And all the children are insane

All the children are insane

Waiting for the summer rain, yeah

There's danger on the edge of town

Ride the King's highway, baby

Weird scenes inside the gold mine

Ride the highway west, baby

Ride the snake, ride the snake

To the lake, the ancient lake, baby

The snake is long, seven miles

Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold

The west is the best

The west is the best

Get here, and we'll do the rest

The blue bus is callin' us

The blue bus is callin' us

Driver, where you taken' us

The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on

He took a face from the ancient gallery

And he walked on down the hall

He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he

Paid a visit to his brother, and then he

He walked on down the hall, and

And he came to a door...and he looked inside

Father, yes son, I want to kill you

Mother...I want to...fuck you

C'mon baby, take a chance with us

C'mon baby, take a chance with us

C'mon baby, take a chance with us

And meet me at the back of the blue bus

Doin' a blue rock

On a blue bus

Doin' a blue rock

C'mon, yeah

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill

This is the end

Beautiful friend

This is the end

My only friend, the end

It hurts to set you free

But you'll never follow me

The end of laughter and soft lies

The end of nights we tried to die

This is the end




attila
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 1:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
  • Otto&George
  • Jim Breuer
  • Jay Mohr
  • Andrew Dice Clay :)

    Yeah thanks Dick!!!!!



    Sweet Merciful Crap!
  • Mrs. Moosen
    You think Flock is the real mod?
    Ha! Think again.
    USA
    posted on 03-25-2002 @ 2:14 PM      
    Psychopath
    Registered: May. 01

    • Breuer
    • Regan
    • Lynch (toughest choice)
    • Otto & George


    Tell me where it hurts

    amazingcono
    posted on 03-25-2002 @ 2:28 PM      
    Hanger-On
    Registered: Aug. 01
    Round 2:

    Bruer
    Regan
    Lynch (tough one)
    Dice


    "It's not rape if they blink twice for yes!" J. Norton
    SmOkInWeEd
    posted on 03-25-2002 @ 2:56 PM      
    Hanger-On
    Registered: Mar. 02
    Breuer,otto and george,Lynch,black.

    fbdlingfrg
    wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
    G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
    Red Wings Captain Cecil
    JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
    posted on 03-25-2002 @ 3:01 PM      
    O&A Board Regular
    Registered: Oct. 00
    vos, regan, lynch, otto






    My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!



    this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because

    Cuppa Dirt
    posted on 03-25-2002 @ 3:18 PM      
    Hanger-On
    Registered: Mar. 01
    Breuer
    Regan
    Mohr
    Dice

    --Cuppa



    "I call it 'Cuppa Dirt' you
    stinkin' whore!!!"
    -- Andrew "Dice" Regan
    Jonkeu
    posted on 03-25-2002 @ 3:30 PM      
    Hanger-On
    Registered: Mar. 02
    Breuer
    Regan
    Mohr
    Clay

    Grizzly
    When I hibernate my cave doubles as a dutch oven.
    DON'T PANIC
    posted on 03-25-2002 @ 3:33 PM      
    Psychopath
    Registered: Jan. 01
    Breur
    Regan
    Mohr
    Dice


    NORTON IS GOD
    LingRLonger
    You want back-up's... I've got back-up's...
    posted on 03-25-2002 @ 4:06 PM      
    Psychopath
    Registered: Aug. 01
    Breuer
    Regan
    Mohr
    Otto & George

    TroyD
    posted on 03-25-2002 @ 4:27 PM      
    Hanger-On
    Registered: Jan. 01
    Quick vote from a first-time poster:

    Bruer
    Black
    Mohr
    Otto and George



    tjchr
    posted on 03-25-2002 @ 5:04 PM      
    Hanger-On
    Registered: Feb. 01
    My votes for round 2

    breuer
    Regan
    lynch
    Dice


    ANT: "F her in the A and then wipe your D on the curtains!!!"

    This message was edited by tjchr on 3-27-02 @ 5:47 PM
    Precious Fatman
    posted on 03-25-2002 @ 5:11 PM      
    Psychopath
    Registered: Oct. 00
    Breuer
    Mohr
    Regan
    Dice

    ---Blake
    a.k.a. Fatman, Big Show

    Graffix Rulz
    posted on 03-25-2002 @ 6:47 PM      
    Psychopath
    Registered: Sep. 00
    Breuer
    Mohr
    Otto & George
    Black (flipped a coin and Lewis Black was tails)


    "My girlfreinds mom still hasent been born!"



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