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njstrawberry
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 4:11 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Yes, you are bi. And you tape all of your conversations.


Running out of funny things to say? :-p

quote:

I hope she didn't hit you up for 400$.


How many times do I have to tell you...the chicks pay me... :-p



Here comes the sun in the form of a girl...She's the finest sweetest thing in the world...Take you to heaven tonight
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 8:55 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
You all suck!
Maybe next time.


Quote of the Dayssssss - "I drink to make other people interesting" - George Nathan


silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 9:02 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
UUUUuuuuuuuummmmmm??? Is Brother Joe going to be there?



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club


crack hitler
If you want an honest opinion about your breasts, just ask me.
Unofficail Ambassador of WOW
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 9:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

YES!!!, We ( Laird and I) are on for tonight...Spoke wit Anth last nite, he'll prob. make an appearance.

disclaimer: But don't hold me to that. See you guys later, JOE

next time read the thread before posting :rolleyes:


I love the Amy
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 9:10 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
I really really really really really have to start learning to read from the top down again.

And maybe I should also not start drinking before I get to the bar...



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club


Turk408
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 1:57 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
OK just walked in the door from my biannual getting out and showing my face, and here's my review of the nights events....
Highpoint: HAD to be those two cunts that walked out with the drooling blond dude in tow when Joe played the song about the word that was made for them....Aww don't be so offended ladies...
Lowpoint: when I had to leave
And now for the comments on everything else.


Joe and Laird: Great fuckin show, I'll be at Mulcahys' on the 1st.
Brain: My undercover brother, your pimphand is an awesome pimp hand, you almost had her.

SyKo: Always great to see you babe, although I didn't get to wish you a fond farewell.
CT:The official Bar 9 Welcoming Committee of one, Easy on the lawn Jockey babe he's got permanent wood now, sorry my aim was a little off at the end.
Panther and Straw:My hat is off to the both of you...LITERALLY You could have kept it. Always nice to see ya both.
Alkey:IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU GOT THERE!!!! You have my word former Boy Scouts Honor that when my sked permits I will be there.(Yes I am a nerd)
PB:HOLEEEEEE SHIT!!!!! was I surprised to see you. As always, Thanx for being you. And Yes I am gonna root for Carolina now that they knocked out my beloved Devils.
Windowlick: I'm telling ya Rorys' is a fuckin sausage factory....hope the call was a success.
Rape:My super snatched sweetie. I never tire of the always interesting conversations involving various bodily functions.
MashedPotatoHead: I'll throw ya a few bucks for a starting the business grant.
Tricia:Thank you very much for your concern over my situation. It's nice to see someone cares. Crack sorry I didn't get to talking to you.
Drusilla: Nice to meet ya!
AIMP:NEXT TIME TAKE THE STAIRS!!!!!
Silera:Finally I get to meet you,a little advice, watch out for drunken negroes with bad dance steps.
Lent:Don't worry about the drink.
Danked:Don't forget the clean tighty whities.
Suzie:The convent won't be the same without you.
Apologies to any I missed. Hope to make the next time out. SEE YUH!!!!



A heavy dose of reality, with a shot of piss and vinegar
I love the kindredbabe, the MamaCaz, the SyKoPaThCHiK, and especially the RF and my little walking Disaster Area!!!!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 05-08-2002 @ 6:06 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I have to pee really bad.





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Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 6:22 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
man....alls I have to say is...my head is gonna fucking be pounding when I wake up later on today......I'll give my shout outs then...I need me some sleep...oh yeah...I have to pee also!

Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!!
Beware my posts....I might be banned again!
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 11:09 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
As always, was pleasure for me to see you fine folks, pleasure to be there listening to the Brother Joe and the Laird, pleasure to get twisted on rum-and-cokes. :-D

The obligatory shout-outs:

Turk-- Thank God you were there when you were. Don't think I could tolerate sitting around all by my lonesome waiting for the party to start.
quote:

your pimphand is an awesome pimp hand, you almost had her.

LOL the pimphand is not strong with this one, but I'll take a chance again next time. ;)

Tracy (and friends)-- Always nice to see you kids. Caz, missed ya babe.

Cunt-Twat-- You just wait 'til Lantern Man tells Amy and Flock what you did to him last night. You're getting an ass-kicking, lil' missy LOL.

NJPanther and Straw-- Hey, just think, now the next time Jen is making out with some stripper she seduced in Lace, you can relay me a full play-by-play account. ;) Great seeing you both again.

Mashed-- if Turk is in on donating money to your burgeoning strip club enterprise, count me in too.

Danked-- Dammit, would you quit yapping already. Sheesh. :-P

Alkey-- blah blah blah you're such a HUAH blah blah Ants is in your pants blah blah blah so gay, just so fukin' gay. The shots of Blackhaus are on me next time (not literally).

Silera-- you can salsa to Metallica anytime you want to, hun. ;)

Rape, Lent, Gmann/Mangino, Drusilla, Trishy, Eric, Suzie, and anyone else I might have missed-- Didn't get to say much to ya, but it's always great seeing you again (or meeting ya for the first time).

Remind me to start taking off from work the next day so I don't have to break out so early. :(

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...



This message was edited by The Brain on 5-8-02 @ 11:36 AM
njstrawberry
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 11:11 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I had a rather interesting evening. Thanks to all. These are a few of the things I learned last night...

1. The sight of George = Strip Club

2. Cost of living & Time limits.

3. Drooling over boobs means you owe the lady a beer AND don't forget about her friends. Hey, they are thirsty too.

4. I don't smoke pot but one day my kids will so they will be able to deal with me.

5. The bathroom is interesting.

6. Alkey is replaceable.

7. The UN sucks.

8. Madam Berry.

9. Hats rawk.

10. Joe's got a cherry for the strawberry.

11. This summer = $30,000 NICE

12. Toto.

13. Tick tick tick tick.

14. Regrets suck. I've missed you.

and finally...

15. I'm dead.

See you all in two weeks...



...Whenever, wherever...We're meant to be together...I'll be there and you'll be near...And that's the deal my dear...


This message was edited by njstrawberry on 5-8-02 @ 11:21 AM
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 11:51 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
In order of appearance (as I remember it) njpanther, brain, windowlck, cunt twat, mashed potato head, turk, psykopathic chick, gmann, mike, Danked, njstrawberry, drusilla, suzie, lent, and the other 5/6 of the sextet nice to see you again/meet you.

I'm sorry we couldnt get rid of the spastic dancers. My body hurts from trying.

I couldn't sneak away from him.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club


The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 12:11 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

I'm sorry we couldnt get rid of the spastic dancers.

Yeah, what is it about our Bar9 outings that attract the loonies (present company excluded, of course)? If it ain't Asian cowboys or horned-up snowmen, it's rejects from Fame. AWFUL. >:o

quote:

Drooling over boobs means you owe the lady a beer AND don't forget about her friends. Hey, they are thirsty too

Jesus, I think I owe all of you Ladies a round of beers next time... :-D ;) :-D

Don't hold me to that LOL

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...



This message was edited by The Brain on 5-8-02 @ 12:16 PM
njstrawberry
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 2:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Jesus, I think I owe all of you Ladies a round of beers next time...


Don't start that shit! I'll be buying beers out of my ass from now on and that'll throw me into poverty. What are you trying to do? Keep us bi people down?

heh



...Whenever, wherever...We're meant to be together...I'll be there and you'll be near...And that's the deal my dear...
Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 2:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
damn....my head hurts.....

well as always it was nice seeing ya'll.

Syko,Kerry,Cindy.....always always a pleasure...even though Caz wasnt there...

Alkey,Silera,Ants,Rape,CancerMike,Trish,Eric and the rest of the alcoholic crew(if I missed anyone...F.U....Im hungover)....my people!Dont I see enough of you goddam people!

anyone else....like I said Im hungover...sorry!

Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!!
Beware my posts....I might be banned again!
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 2:39 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

I'll be buying beers out of my ass

Now THAT I need to see. :eek:

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...

This message was edited by The Brain on 5-8-02 @ 2:41 PM
Subzero316
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Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 3:30 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

l'll be buying beers out of my ass


That would be something to see. :)

it was nice to see everyone there.


Master of the Cold....
njstrawberry
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 3:51 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I'm dead.



...Whenever, wherever...We're meant to be together...I'll be there and you'll be near...And that's the deal my dear...
Suzie
I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be.
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 3:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
I propose that from now on the bi-weekly Bar 9 thread be entitled:
Whatever happened to Wednesday morning?
Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 4:00 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Whatever happened to Wednesday morning?


I dont know was there a Wednesday morning i must have missed it.

quote:

I'm dead.


Why do you say that strawberry i was nice to you yesturday wasn't i?


Master of the Cold....
Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 4:35 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I'm dead.

hahahaha, straw it's not from him is it??

as always, i had fun, i hate work!!
joe, can i make an early request for CUNT for 2 weeks?? hehe

oh yeah, silera is mine!!!!! remember that one.



:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

LETS GO METS, 2002!!
njstrawberry
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 4:36 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Yes, that's the problem. ;)



...Whenever, wherever...We're meant to be together...I'll be there and you'll be near...And that's the deal my dear...
Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 5:27 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
I was a bit drunk..err dehydrated.. that's it.

Things that went down.
*For some reason i wanted to lick alkey's ear
*2 screwdrivers in 10 minutes, not good for lent
*The kickline happened again
*My camera's viewfinder got cracked, but still works fine. (anyone want to donate to lent's new camera fund?)
*Suzie is still world famous and hates Matt Lauer to the nth degree
*CT can tolerate my horrible dancing :-D
*I looked strange waving my rally towell from the nets game
*The Mets replay looked a bit interesting...for about 5 min anyway.
*All the minorities left when i came
*For the first time in memory i forgot that Rape wowed (?) It was a blur. :(
*I forgot WOW stickers to use
*The girl who was drunk and dancing with the other guys who werent with us should have taken her goddman clothes OFF. (Straw?)

And at red rocks
*YOU DO WHAT THE FEMALE BARDTENDERS SAY OR YOU GET KICKED THE FUCK OUT, if they say hump the jukebox, HUMP THE JUKEBOX and dont fucking touch them in the wrong way
*I've seen more pervs there last night than a recent Nambla convention. Norton would be proud.
*For a second i wanted to get off at a dirty gutter than a McDonalds. (INSIDE JOKE)
*NYC subways late at night are worse than AIDS.
While i was waiting for the bus, some crack fiend asked me for cigarrettes and whined that someone took her stash. (FOR THE LOVE OF MOTHERFUCKING GOD I AM NOT THE GREAT BLACK HOPE)

God damn i'm tired.





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Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 1:25 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
[reject dancers] you are the money! the money! [/reject dancers]


he was freaking the crap out of me



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 1:30 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Whatever happened to Wednesday morning?
Oh shit, I was supposed to work, wasn't I?

Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 1:30 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

And at red rocks
*YOU DO WHAT THE FEMALE BARDTENDERS SAY OR YOU GET KICKED THE FUCK OUT, if they say hump the jukebox, HUMP THE JUKEBOX



I sooooo totally forgot about that....that guy was a snappy dresser too!

quote:

I've seen more pervs there last night than a recent Nambla convention



yeah...but Ants and Alkey usually keep their beleifs to themselves

Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!!
Beware my posts....I might be banned again!


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