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atomic punk	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 4:01 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	quote: How long it takes is really not a factor. The measure in question is miles per hour. The amount of time it takes to travel the two miles is a factor. Don't want no class reunion, the circus just left town Why behave in public if you're living on a playground? E-Mail Me

RonRon5477	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 4:04 PM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01	i still can't see the differences between the superman pictures. is anyone going to post the answer?!?! oh, i know the answer to the hell question. Because Earl said, "I quit, I don't want to go to hell." am i right?? President Clinton visiting Vietnam, shooting out the door of Air Force 1 (from the Clinton in Vietnam audio clip): Clinton's advisor:"Mr. President, how can you shoot innocent women and children?" Clinton:"It's easy. Just don't lead'em as much!" Want to use the O&A EZPass lane? here's how (only for NY listeners, sorry PA): The URL is: "http://ronron5477.homestead.com/files/OA"+previous phone screener before Stinky+previous phone screener's girlfriend's name+".html"

spitfire421	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 4:12 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Roger gets a cookie :) Withdrawn and introverted, Infectiously perverted Being laughed at and confused Keeps us pleasantly amused...enough to stay

kindredbabe	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 4:27 PM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	An oldie buy a goodie... What is greater than God? More evil than the Devil? The poor have it? The rich want it? And if you eat it, you will die? Thanks to Austin for the sig pict Proud graduate of JJ's School of Board Basics and Higher Learning

Kid Afrika	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 4:36 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: Chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand? No sir, not gonna touch that one. ;) atomic punk, people like you are the reason why that "riddle" is still around. Some people are stupid. Some are full of shit. Some people are FUCKIN' nuts. Most people are all three.

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 4:36 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	Kindredbabe, There is nothing I can think of to match all those criteria.

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 4:43 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	quote: atomic punk, people like you are the reason why that "riddle" is still around He's also the reason GED prep classes are still around.

NASA	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 4:43 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	I've been rattling my mind but nothing comes to mind on that riddle. Adopted by PatCooper at 1300 hours on September 3rd. -- Nat'l Aeronautics & Space Administration

spitfire421	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 4:45 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Kindred, Nothing Withdrawn and introverted, Infectiously perverted Being laughed at and confused Keeps us pleasantly amused...enough to stay

Sloatsburgh	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 6:20 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Now if NASA unintentially posted his/her reply, I will laugh, but I'm assuming that s/he knew the answer. 42

The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 6:25 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	Speed is a function of distance over time. 1st lap at 30mph=2minutes 2nd lap at 120mph=30seconds total time = 2.5 minutes for 2 miles thus than average speed = 48mph 60mph average= "it's not gonna happen people"[home shopping guy]

SeeYouNextTuesday G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 6:27 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	Before reading every reply, here's my answer: Infinite speed. Here's the thing, an avg of 60 MPH means two miles in two minutes. But youve already used two minutes going one mile at 30 MPH. [After writing the above:]I checked the rest of the thread and luckily found someone on the right track. quote: How many minutes it takes is not in question. It's just an average speed for 2 laps. How long it takes is really not a factor. DILLON! What do you think average speed means? It means the EQUIVALENT speed that you could have gone constantly to be at the same place at the end, at the same time. Take it from someone with 800's on SAT Math and SAT II Math IIC and a couple of math team medals laying around. ---------------------------- "I know I'm homophobic, but not about gay guys; they don't bother me at all. It's straight guys who don't know they're gay; they fuck my shit right up." -- King Missile - Gay, not gay DUTY FREE MEGA-MARKET, PORT BRASTA, ALPHA CENTAURI. BE LIKE THE TWENTY-SECOND ELEPHANT WITH HEATED VALUE IN SPACE -- BARK! Validictorian of the danked school of OA.com etiquette.

Kid Afrika	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 6:40 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	Painter, your logic is not flawed, and I can't tell which theory is actually correct. All I know now is... If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college. Some people are stupid. Some are full of shit. Some people are FUCKIN' nuts. Most people are all three.

The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 6:50 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Take it from someone with 800's on SAT Math and SAT II Math IIC and a couple of math team medals laying around. Oh my god, we are not worthy of you. You are always right and we are always wrong. How has a monument of you not been built yet? *Sometimes, not often, but sometimes, I like the idea of a chick with a horse.*

SeeYouNextTuesday G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 7:08 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	[Lewis Black]So I turned around to ask Kid "Wha-What did you mean by that?" But he's not there. And I turn to Painter and Sloatsburgh to see if they heard but no, they're busy pretending they're gonna buy a cell phone.[/Lewis Black] Btw, av8ers logic IS flawed. quote: Follow this logic... X1 + X2/ 2 = average speed No, that's the average OF the speeds.How do you figure out your average speed when you went somewhere? You divide the distance by the time it took to get there. quote: Oh my god, we are not worthy of you. You are always right and we are always wrong. How has a monument of you not been built yet? FINALLY! SOMEONE WHO GETS IT!! *EDIT*: NONE of my aggression(what little of it I have hitherto displayed) is directed to those of you who said "It's 90 MPH" but did NOT then tool on others and walk around with your dicks out and pointing to it. Because THOSE people can suck my dicks. That means you can calm the hell down, Sleeper. ---------------------------- "I know I'm homophobic, but not about gay guys; they don't bother me at all. It's straight guys who don't know they're gay; they fuck my shit right up." -- King Missile - Gay, not gay DUTY FREE MEGA-MARKET, PORT BRASTA, ALPHA CENTAURI. BE LIKE THE TWENTY-SECOND ELEPHANT WITH HEATED VALUE IN SPACE -- BARK! Validictorian of the danked school of OA.com etiquette. This message was edited by SeeYouNextTuesday on 9-4-01 @ 7:18 PM

atomic punk	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 7:28 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	So Kid, let me get this straight. Painter's logic is "not flawed", but when I made the same argument earlier today, I was a dick? Whatever. Don't want no class reunion, the circus just left town Why behave in public if you're living on a playground? E-Mail Me

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 7:29 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: No, that's the average OF the speeds Ok..now I might be a little out of my league here. It has been a long time since I've been in school, but that's what we're looking for here. It is a trick question after all. All the question is asking is the AVERAGE of the 2 laps. The 1 mile distance is just thrown in to confuse the askee. The last time I remember calculating averages you were supposed to take the sum of the means divided by the number of means to get your average. I'm accepting applications for adoptees. AIM: av8er1971 ICQ: 34758396 E-Mail Me This message was edited by av8er on 9-4-01 @ 7:43 PM

The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 7:39 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	Atomic, It's all in the presentation. I had not read your post, but your logic is not flawed either.

Sephiroth	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 7:59 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Here'a a nice and easy equation to follow: Here is my Email Address. Here is my IM name. It's there for a reason. Please use it. Oh god, I'm so lonely...........

lyneday	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 9:19 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	quote: What is greater than God? More evil than the Devil? The poor have it? The rich want it? And if you eat it, you will die? NOTHING and supposedly more kindergartners got this answer than adults I just can't believe all the things people say. Why must I deal with this shit every fucking day. ever stop to think ..... and forget to start again??

NASA	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 9:25 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	Tricky one, some people think to hard when in fact the answer is right under the tip of your nose (nothing). Adopted by PatCooper at 1300 hours on September 3rd. -- Nat'l Aeronautics & Space Administration

Kid Afrika	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 10:37 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: So Kid, let me get this straight. Painter's logic is "not flawed", but when I made the same argument earlier today, I was a dick? Whatever. I guess it all boils down to respect, son. Painter did present the argument more logically. However, I'm still convinced that my argument is logical. Who knows? I'm just glad I have more beer. :) Some people are stupid. Some are full of shit. Some people are FUCKIN' nuts. Most people are all three.

fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 11:00 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	ok...time for one of the oldest known riddles what walks on four legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 in the evening? i may be a little catholic boy, but i'm still HLJC 4 LIFE! This is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because This message was edited by fbdlingfrg on 9-4-01 @ 11:06 PM

The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 11:09 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	Ahhh, The riddle of the sphinx.

fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 11:12 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	like i said, its an oldie, but i bet people still wont get it...and when they do, time to dig through the hobbit for some other classics i may be a little catholic boy, but i'm still HLJC 4 LIFE! This is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because