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katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 10-04-2001 @ 4:38 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Unlike most girls, I can swallow and not vomit (:




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HydratedPeach
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posted on 10-04-2001 @ 4:42 PM      
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I can partially detach my right hand from my wrist; hurts a little, but has gotten me out of many a writing assignment at school.

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IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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posted on 10-04-2001 @ 4:44 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I can lick my own ass...I hope.





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Ken'sPen
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I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 10-04-2001 @ 4:56 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Alkey's next thread........
FU to my bad tasting ass.

katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 10-04-2001 @ 5:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Alkey's next thread........
FU to my bad tasting ass.


DAMN YOU KEN! You beat me to it! Alkey, are you the Leapor Guy with the three nuts and the ass cheese?




"I'll fly my country's flag outside my home everyday for the rest of my life, even if it's three inches tall and hoisted on a toothpick! GOD BLESS AMERICA!" --My dad

Thank you to all the vets who have helped me to believe.
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 10-04-2001 @ 6:05 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I can make a vinyl scratching noise with my eye.



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Lgaia
posted on 10-04-2001 @ 6:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I can do the eye-lid thing, I can do the clover-tounge thingy. I can roll my tounge up like a taco too! And my jaw clicks so loud when I chew you can hear it across the table...Well that last one's kinda gross I guess. : )



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Is all your life will ever be."


av8er
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posted on 10-04-2001 @ 6:43 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I can yodel with a PussCock in my mouth.




Ummm...so, your lover is a she-male?





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posted on 10-04-2001 @ 6:50 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
lets see...first, my wrist can rotate almost 360 degrees(but i need somebody to rotate).i can kneel down, grab my ankles, pull them almost to my armpits and walk around on my knees, and finnally, i can lay on my stomach, grab my feet, pull them fowards(kinda like kicking my own ass) and get them flat on the ground


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This is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because




This message was edited by fbdlingfrg on 10-4-01 @ 6:58 PM
FoundryMusicHummercash
posted on 10-04-2001 @ 7:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 00
quote:

can make water come from underneath my tongue, and it flies about 3 feet.



I think that is called "gleeking".
av8er
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posted on 10-04-2001 @ 8:31 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Unlike most girls, I can swallow and not vomit (:


You busy tomorrow?? ;)



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posted on 10-04-2001 @ 8:34 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I got a couple...

One is being able to eat, ALOT!

Another is loose right shoulder, I can pop it out, and pop it back in.

And one more, if you count it, Tourette's syndrome.




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posted on 10-04-2001 @ 8:40 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I think that is called "gleeking".

hmmm if gleeking means spitting water...then that means that gleeka means....ugh nevermind



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posted on 10-04-2001 @ 9:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

hmmm if gleeking means spitting water...then that means that gleeka means....ugh nevermind



I don't know what gleeka means exactly but I bet kayta can do it...;)


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RapeFantasizer
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posted on 10-04-2001 @ 9:49 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I forgot - I can also wiggle my ears, simultaneously or one at a time. Don't have video of that to post though, haha.

Special thanks to Austin for all the help he gave me. I am proud to have been a newbie of his.
Congrats to all my fellow graduates.



IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 10-04-2001 @ 10:12 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Alkey, are you the Leapor Guy with the three nuts and the ass cheese?


No, Katya, I have two testicles remember, but the left one is enlarged...and why would I lick my ass if it was cheasy...that's plain silly! :)






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Dan-O
posted on 10-04-2001 @ 11:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

I am literally tongue-tied. Meaning I can only stick out my tongue a certain distance [...] it gets annoying when i try to talk sometimes
Thought you'd gotten this under the radar did ya Grk? Um, there aren't any other activities that this impairs?? ;);)

oh, I can loudly crack my finger joints (not the knuckles) and right big toe. And burp repeatedly at will. :)


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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 10-05-2001 @ 12:21 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

I think I'm gonna ignore you now.



sniff...sniff

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