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Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.		posted on 10-08-2001 @ 7:06 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
Marion: "Who the fuck says I can't fit into size 4 jeans?"


One Nation...INDIVISIBLE.

Graduated Summa Cum Laude from FollowThisLogic's
Droog Academy

"The first Jewish guy I ever really loved was Christ.
And then came Louis Black."







Cowbell Bill
posted on 10-08-2001 @ 7:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
LMAO.... Bill you are evil.... Now tell Joe to go write a song about it to the Patty Duke theme.

Sorry folks I know it's too soon. Froy if you could have only heard the phone call between Joe and I two weeks ago ( Maybe you did ) Patty Duke, Twins. That was way too soon! Fuckin Joe


TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!		posted on 10-08-2001 @ 7:14 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:
His last words were actualy "I cant believe I freed the niggers"



Actually it was "I can't fucking belive I fucking freed the fucking niggers"


BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!!
11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!!
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*
posted on 10-08-2001 @ 8:44 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:
Froy if you could have only heard the phone call between Joe and I two weeks ago ( Maybe you did )


Yes Bill, little do you know that I monitor all of yours & Joe's phone conversations. I can only imagine...


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
onehung lo434
posted on 10-08-2001 @ 9:24 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Mary jo Kopechne: I should've fucking drove.
Micheal kennedy: Sking and Frisbee is fucking kewl
Tom Meese: I don't need no fucking swimming lessons.
Libarace: Fuck me big boy.
TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!		posted on 10-08-2001 @ 10:28 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:
Tom Meese: I don't need no fucking swimming lessons


Now that is just wrong!!LMFYO!!

Ted Turner: "Fuck Vince McMan!"

Vince Neil: "I'm not to drunk to fucking drive!"

Captain of the Titanic: "What fucking iceburg?"




BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!!
11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!!
Support the troops!! Lights on when driving!!
slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin		posted on 10-08-2001 @ 10:36 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Christian Slater, Robin Hood:

Fuck me he made it!



Currently newbieless...unbelieveable!


Cementbag
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 9:00 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Sep. 01
Hitler--Why the fuck do you want to hang me?
Castro--We fucking want Ellion back
Capt. Kirk--Why should i leave the fucking nexus?
Capt. Picard--Troy, Do you want to fuck?


Just add water
I'll either get hard or my lunch will get wet

I have been adopted by hornygoatweed. Please foward complaints to him. Thank You

This message was edited by Cementbag on 10-9-01 @ 9:04 AM
The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all		posted on 10-09-2001 @ 9:19 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Davey Crockett at The Alamo;

"What the fuck are all these landscapers doing here".



Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!		posted on 10-09-2001 @ 9:24 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Grumpy - How about a little cultural quotes, ya fuckin heathens

Vinny Van Gough - Owwww! My fucking ear.
Monet - Water lilys. Every where I look I see fuckin water lilys.
Michael Angelo - Why the fuck would you want to paint the ceiling?

Stephen King - This oughta fuckin scare em.
Stephen King - Is that a fuckin van?
Edgar Allen Poe - What the fuck is that black thing? is that a fuckin Raven?



Paranoid? Expect it when you least expect it.
September 11, 2001 - Always Remember!

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 10-09-2001 @ 9:25 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Jay-The-Frenchie : If it wasn't for France you'd all be speaking fuckin German.
SOBERMAN : Who put all those fucking words in my status
Maynard : Ah Fuck I double posted.
Grumpy : Why do I have to sit in a fucking booster seat when I drive.
OR : Fuck You Ken.
Shelle Bink : Who should I fuck next?
Alkey : Who CAN I fuck next?
Froy : It's good to be the fucking king.
Sluggo : I need more fucking weed!
FeelMyFunbags : Would you either wake up or pull the fuck out?
JapBikeJim : Buy American you fuckers



This message was edited by Ken'sPen on 10-9-01 @ 10:03 AM
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 2:23 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:
"What the fuck are all these landscapers doing here".


LMMFAO. That is line of the day.

Ted Kennedy: "What's wrong with this fucking bridge"

Elvis: "I really need to take a fucking shit"

Stevie Ray Vaughn: "I knew I should have taken the fucking tour bus"


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
Canweseeyourstuff
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 2:35 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Chris Farley I want to be just like fucking John Belushi

Boston Celtics Len Bias will be the next fucking Superstar of the NBA

NASA Skylab will never fall out of fucking orbit



FeelMyFunBags
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 2:38 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
FeelMyFunbags : Would you either wake up or pull the fuck out?


LMAO Ken....like thanks :) *you other ones were even funnier, but I won't comment on which ones* :)

Emily Dickinson: Why the fuck would I want anyone to read my poems?

Jesus: Why the fuck do they keep on calling this the last supper?




"I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman
USA




CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL		posted on 10-09-2001 @ 4:54 PM      
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Ken's Pen, i fuckin bow to you...two of the funniest ones in there (i'll leave it to you folks to figure out which ones lol)

Al Sharpton: Fucking cops!
Guliani: Fucking wife!
OAS: Fucking Turks!
Grk: Fucking Turks!
Grumpy: Fucking Armenians!
Me: Fucking Greeks!
Cowbell Bill: Fucking Joe!



And breathing is a foreign task
and thinking's just too much to ask
and you're measuring your minutes
by a clock thats blinking eights
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 10-09-2001 @ 4:56 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Ken: "Why can't I even post in fucking Fanart without getting a new fucking asshole ripped by every member on this fucking board?"





Unfortunately, I already asked her but she said "I Love the Froy!"

Freedom is worth fighting for.


Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?


GrkQT = sig Queen!
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 9:00 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
King Tut: "I'm warning you, don't touch my fucking tomb"

James Dean: "Fuck the speed limit"

Dickey Betts: "Shut your fucking mouth, bitch"


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 10-09-2001 @ 9:52 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Dickey Betts: "Shut your fucking mouth, bitch"

Thats fucking funny beacuse he must have said that about 1,000 times.


A DAY WE WILL NEVER FORGET 9-11-01
A NEW DAY OF INFAMY
MY THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS ARE WITH THE FAMILY & FRIENDS OF LOST ONES

Metalfan
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 7:42 AM      
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Rick: This is fucking legal, isn't it?

Buddy Holly: You can really fly this fucking plane, right?

Lincoln: Four score and seven years ago....aw fuck, why the fuck can't I just say 87 years like everybody else?

Jean Claude VanDamme: What the fuck is this huge bump in the middle of my forehead?

Marvin Martian: Where was the fucking ka-boom? There was supposed to be a fucking earth shattering ka-boom?

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever

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