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Hi, my name is Alkey, and I can't stop posting.
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And you feel guilty about this because it's taken over your whole life and you can't do anything else, not even other guilty pleasures?

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Smoking a fat bowl over the weekend and not doing anything for the three hours to follow...unless I'm smoking with a lady.

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1. Posting, surfing the net & AIM, when I should be working or sleeping.

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Wanna Get Me Wet?
"Cutie With A Nice Booty" -- Jase
Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me.

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Miss Humongousass said:
I LOVE to eat, God help me if my metabolism slows down, but I love food,

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Mr. Manly Man wrote:
PS-Only use the cowboy boots when I go to square dances with my daughter.

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Fuck you Ken.

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Going 80 MPH down the NYS Thruway behind someone with a radar detector (there;s always one out there)

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Ever have a cinnamon/chocolate baklava? or expresso/rum angel cake?

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chocolate baklava

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Wanna Get Me Wet?
"Cutie With A Nice Booty" -- Jase
Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me.

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Shelle - what the hell does Anal sex have to do with light and fluffy pastry? I'm starting to wonder if your status really is justified.... pnderous, fn pnderous....

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I'm starting to wonder if your status really is justified

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Shelle - what the hell does Anal sex have to do with light and fluffy pastry? I'm starting to wonder if your status really is justified.... pnderous, fn pnderous....

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Wanna Get Me Wet?
"Cutie With A Nice Booty" -- Jase
Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me.

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NEW PLEASURE: Railin K off of my friends' bodies... so hot.

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Californian neuroscientist John Lilly may have done most to bring Ketamine to our attention. Lilly is the man responsible for such crucial scientific breakthroughs as the invention of the isolation tank and communication between human beings and dolphins. The model for the character in the film, "Altered States", Lilly in his autobiographical novel, "The Scientist", tells how he was given the drug by a doctor to cure a recurring migraine. He found that K allowed him to "look across the border into other realities" and went on to take the drug every day for one hundred days. Talk about using a sledge-hammer to crack a nut!

Lilly believes that while he was in the 'K state', he made repeated contact with extraterrestrials, the beings who manage Earth Coincidence Control, your local branch of Cosmic Coincidence Control. These entities are placed on earth to manage coincidences in such a way as to inch us gradually along the evolutionary path, and while on Ketamine, Lilly was able to communicate with these extraterrestrials, who informed him that they had removed DNA samples from Earth and transported them to another planet. There, they proceeded to genetically engineer all of Earth's large-brained mammals - primates, dolphins and whales - which the entities then replanted, fully evolved, back on earth.

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Lilly was able to communicate with these extraterrestrials

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Wanna Get Me Wet?
"Cutie With A Nice Booty" -- Jase
Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me.

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Late night long distance phone calls that leave you going to bed with a smile....

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Wanna Get Me Wet?
"Cutie With A Nice Booty" -- Jase
Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me.

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Someone just had awesome phone sex.

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So did you have to wake him up in order to have phone sex because ive heard about you and your power of putting people to sleep

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i can't believe my dream is over
i woke up this morning with nothing but light in my eyes
now i'm one with the fools of love
How many times do I have to tell you that you are never right?! Bow to my perfection...and stop having friends over for a cirlce jerk! ;)
USA

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This is never going to get old is it?

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yeah, just jokin babes, i love awesome phone conversations ((yes, without phone sex))

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Sorry, I would have answered you sooner, but i fell asleep reading your response. Does that answer your questions?

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i can't believe my dream is over
i woke up this morning with nothing but light in my eyes
now i'm one with the fools of love
How many times do I have to tell you that you are never right?! Bow to my perfection...and stop having friends over for a cirlce jerk! ;)
USA

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I got a new guilty pleasure....oversleeping and then calling work pretending something happened eventhough you are in your jammies

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OK, Dwarf, you eff with my sig pic. You lowly pile of buffalo shit, this is war, you effin under the bridge dwelling troll......

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Fuck you Ken.