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virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!		posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:08 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
VG you just made me so fuckin hot, since I am jewish you are getting 9 days worth of hepatitis juice allover your body.

to my kitten, i give him my body to ravage

quote:
VirginGrrl - The flesh of Tori Amos sewn into a suit. At least this way she'll get better concert seatd.

no thanks Seph, i already have your brain thats all i need

...i am a work in progress
dressed in the fabric of a world unfolding
offering me intricate patterns of questions
rhythms that never come clean
and strengths that you still haven't seen ...

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:09 PM      
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quote:
no, no she can't why? because i say so

VG I would object to that, but I try to limit the number of mod pissing matches I involve myself in. Besides you editted that post and that found a warm place in my heart.

This message will be edited by Ken'sPen shortly.
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:11 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
Buttmunch - a book club membership

This was facetious?

I really want to move this to fight club.



Maynard
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:15 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
I'm 5'10, is she an amazon?

HA, shorty.


down to the pub for a two shilling ale
the bread on the counter is going stale
if I don't get some fresh bread soon
gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon

People suck.
Sephiroth
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:16 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:
no thanks Seph, i already have your brain thats all i need


You say that now, but you'll be disappointed when you find my brain is only a storage center for useless pop culture information and Punk Lyrics. Can I at least get you a gift certificate somewhere?

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES

Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade.
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virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!		posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:16 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
I am having fun, and damn, I thought I was being funny


operative word being "thought"


quote:
I really want to move this to fight club.


Asshole, i got this covered ;)

...i am a work in progress
dressed in the fabric of a world unfolding
offering me intricate patterns of questions
rhythms that never come clean
and strengths that you still haven't seen ...

MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:24 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
HA, shorty.

Too funny Maynerd.
quote:

VG I would object to that, but I try to limit the number of mod pissing matches I involve myself in. Besides you editted that post and that found a warm place in my heart.
Boy, be a mod and edit a post and you're on Ken's Bitch List :)
quote:
operative word being "thought"

And here I thought you were going to thank me for the set-up

Metalfan
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:26 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
To VG - a lifetime supply of "Happy Mod" pills.
To GW - the realization that there is more to life then beer.
To OAS - A new blow-up doll.
To Spit - one night with super Grover :-)
To King F-tard - the little Filipino boys that GS throws away.

more if i can think of them

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.		posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:26 PM      
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I thought we were having fun.:(




If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


spitfire421
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:28 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:
Spitfire421 - Nothing Marijuana related. Make her see that there is life beyond Pot

Thanks for the thought Seph, but remember, sometimes it's just a character you play on a message board that can exaggerate reality.


You can unlock any door, if you only have the key.

Saw you down there on the marble slab...The best trip that I’ve ever had...High up in a jet plane, pass it around...My drinks on empty, need another round
NEVER FORGET!!!
virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!		posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:33 PM      
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quote:
And here I thought you were going to thank me for the set-up

i would thank you if you did what i asked, which was to sit back and stop defiling ken's thread...but, you refuse. keep it up slappy!11!

...i am a work in progress
dressed in the fabric of a world unfolding
offering me intricate patterns of questions
rhythms that never come clean
and strengths that you still haven't seen ...

Maynard
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:34 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Too funny Maynerd.

No, I was serious. Shorty. Call me when you're over 6'.:-p


down to the pub for a two shilling ale
the bread on the counter is going stale
if I don't get some fresh bread soon
gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon

People suck.
Sephiroth
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:38 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:
Thanks for the thought Seph, but remember, sometimes it's just a character you play on a message board that can exaggerate reality.


Fuck, i pissed you off. Sorry, Im off today. I wont be posting in this thread anymore. Im bad and no one likes me. IM EVIL AND I DESERVE TO BE BEATEN LIKE A POLICE OFFICER IN CELL BLOCK 7.

:) ?

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES

Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade.
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KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS

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i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
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I shall call him mini-FTL		posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:42 PM      
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back on track:

FeelMyFunbags - pillow and blankey for her dates
Sephiroth - anger management classes
Crx Girl - a program that i bring back from the orange bowl ;)
Virgingrrl - season pass to Rent at the Nederlander :)
Grumpy - a ladder so he can reach over his new baby's crib :)
Shelle Bink - a quarter so she can call someone who cares about her life
Amy - A new Prowler :)
Slash - HaX0Ring for dummies
Brokenjaw - eh he's just a bitch, what does he need? lol


The more things change the more they stay the same.
The more they stay the same, the more I go insane.
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:46 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
i would thank you if you did what i asked, which was to sit back and stop defiling ken's thread...but, you refuse. keep it up slappy!11!

I'll tell you what VG, as soon as I have to stop defending myself, I will stop responding, either then, or when it hits 5:15 and I have to leave this love fest.



This message was edited by MomYou'dLikeToF' on 12-4-01 @ 4:59 PM
spitfire421
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:46 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
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Fuck, i pissed you off. Sorry, Im off today. I wont be posting in this thread anymore. Im bad and no one likes me. IM EVIL AND I DESERVE TO BE BEATEN LIKE A POLICE OFFICER IN CELL BLOCK 7.

HA HA! You mean it?

Nope, not mad, just misunderstood by you :) :) :) (makes it all better)


You can unlock any door, if you only have the key.

Saw you down there on the marble slab...The best trip that I’ve ever had...High up in a jet plane, pass it around...My drinks on empty, need another round
NEVER FORGET!!!
GonzoStyle
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:49 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
Thanks for the thought Seph, but remember, sometimes it's just a character you play on a message board that can exaggerate reality.


You mean you don't smoke pot like 24/7.... my dreams are fuckin roooined man.





I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.
She-Mail Me Here

Maynard
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:49 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Tsk tsk tsk.


down to the pub for a two shilling ale
the bread on the counter is going stale
if I don't get some fresh bread soon
gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon

People suck.
SweetAngel
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:
SweetAngel - I have no idea, but she seems so nice I'd want to get her something

Awww, that's so sweet! :)


Graduated from the now-closed Brokenjaw school for newbies
spitfire421
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:56 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
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You mean you don't smoke pot like 24/7.... my dreams are fuckin roooined man.

What a coincidence GS! I've been dreaming of egglants and Muppet figures lately...

Which bring me to my gift for you - a new job and a Jim Henson Company character copywrite





You can unlock any door, if you only have the key.

Saw you down there on the marble slab...The best trip that I’ve ever had...High up in a jet plane, pass it around...My drinks on empty, need another round
NEVER FORGET!!!


This message was edited by spitfire421 on 12-4-01 @ 5:03 PM
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:59 PM      
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For the love of all holy and good, keep Seph away from SweetAngel's sig!
And it warms my heart to see a nice thread about gift giving turn into a clit match. *sniff*
I'm gonna go piss on my x-mas tree now...




Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:59 PM      
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quote:
FeelMyFunbags - pillow and blankey for her dates


I so have something to say here...but I'm biting my tongue...grrrrr

Get new material! :)


please be the jerk of my knee i've fit you always
you finish my sentences I think i love you what is your name again no matter i'm guessing your thoughts again correctly and I love the way you press my buttons so much sometimes I could strangle you
USA
Goodnight Steve....haven't said that in forever :)




CriticsLoveSnatch
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I shall call him mini-FTL		posted on 12-04-2001 @ 5:04 PM      
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quote:
I so have something to say here...but I'm biting my tongue

And i thank you for that :)

ok no more narcolepsy jokes, i'll leave them to faceman lol


The more things change the more they stay the same.
The more they stay the same, the more I go insane.
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 12-04-2001 @ 5:08 PM      
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quote:
spitfire wrote:

HA HA! You mean it?

Nope, not mad, just misunderstood by you :):):) (makes it all better)


It's OK, Seph, spit misunderstood me yesterday as well. I got the Becky 3 :):):) too.

MYLTF, I haven't seen anyone, except the fickle Ken, come to your defense. You, as much as you may think you are, are not a great debater.

So, Momma, I say, "you are getting too big for your pants, you better cut out while you can"...



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



This message was edited by SLASH on 12-4-01 @ 5:23 PM

SweetAngel
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 5:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:
For the love of all holy and good, keep Seph away from SweetAngel's sig!

I thought he only liked the kitties?


Graduated from the now-closed Brokenjaw school for newbies


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