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TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!	posted on 12-26-2001 @ 9:21 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	quote: wipe your ass with Snuka's tounge, and you'll be fine... If you call the things that'll be crawling around her ass after she uses snuka's tounge to wipe it fine, I'd hate to know what you'd call fucked up!!:P BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!! 11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!! Support the troops!! Lights on when driving!!

Crybaby Howie ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 6:52 PM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01	Tssk..Tssk..Tssk! LOL! Poor TFEC's post...look what it's become..hehe! I haven't been able to check back in during the past week and what do i find...Pure Debauchery..lol!! This thread has become the equivalent of a retarded Girl Scout knocking on the door to Avenel State Prison* selling cookies..lol!! It's so nice to see all the sick minds gathering once again..lol!! This post is almost like commisioner Gordon putting up the "Bat Sign" signaling for help..lol.....only in this case it's a bunch of Light-Bulb headed, self-ejaculate eating, "should-have been aborted" retarded super heroes..lol!! Well, i have some kittens to burn, errr i mean errands to run! Be back in a few you tools!! -(Stuffs Worm-ridden Feces in everyone's mailbox then runs out the door)- * NJ State Prison for Sex Offenders I'm a retarded TOOL!! I gotta get a Sig!! This message was edited by Crybaby Howie on 12-28-01 @ 7:04 PM

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 9:19 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Howie, long time Pal. Telepathically get a hold of me. As far as TFEC's thread, it never had a chance! AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

Maynard	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 9:26 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	Does ANYTHING TFEC do ever have a chance? Howie must be able to hear him type or something. I used to love her But I had to kill her She bitched so much, She drove me nuts And now I'm happier this way I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my LARGE post count!!!!

heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 9:27 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01	Much like that troop of boy scouts that he slipped the roofies to. Now they will forever shake and cry at the sight of duct tape. No great thing is created suddenly. Y The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love... and to be loved in return. Y This story is about beauty, truth, freedom, and especially... love. Y

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 9:32 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	MayNERD, the only reason that I replied to this thread was because it was one of the few that you didn't start on Page 1 of OT. AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

Crybaby Howie ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 9:45 PM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01	Ahhh...good 'ol Duct Tape....so many uses!! Just one roll's the equivalent of 20 pairs of handcuffs, depending on the size of the victi....umm...i mean object..LOL!! The smaller the "Object", the longer the roll lasts....and the bigger your meat looks as you slap it across her little tear-stained cheek...Ummm....I mean that's what i've heard...hehe! And yes Slash, I'll get hold of you as soon as i can...and NO I'm not gonna give you Maynards collection of "BlueBoys"..LOL!! Be Back In a Few! I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!

slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 10:10 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	What do you mean "So I've heard"? I have videographic evidence from the night we cock slapped TFEC's sister until she choked herself out that sweet yet salty semen blood mix! Fuck Gonzo, fuck SLASH, I am all about the Cunt-Twat now! AIM

Crybaby Howie ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 10:16 PM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01	Awe hell, i didn't think anyone was brave enough to bring anything into the TFEC household that was worth over $15 bucks.....and you mean to tell me you made it out of the trailer with the camera and the film all intact?? How could you shoot through all of the flies?? I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!

slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 10:26 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	It was a piece of cake, I always carry a pair of Gonzo's soiled drawers for emergencies. Toss a set of those yeast infected poly cotton blend beauties aside and there isn't an insect for miles that can stay away. Fuck Gonzo, fuck SLASH, I am all about the Cunt-Twat now! AIM

Maynard	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 10:33 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	How did you get a pair of Gonzo's soiled underwear? I thought Slash cornered the market on sucking the stains out of the crotch. I used to love her But I had to kill her She bitched so much, She drove me nuts And now I'm happier this way I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my LARGE post count!!!!

Crybaby Howie ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 10:35 PM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01	You got it wrong people...Gonzo can't wear any kind of cotton down there because his deformed, retarded, self-eating sperm eat dra's for a meal! If the Spawn that's made a home in Gonzo's crotch ever became airborne, it would wipe out the entire cotton crops in the South! Then what would TFEC's mom and sisters pick for a livin'...LOL!! I'm a Complete Festering Mess!! This message was edited by Crybaby Howie on 12-28-01 @ 10:45 PM

Kingpin KEEPER OF THE FLAME. I have a little Wick. PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 10:47 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Well, look what oozed into O&A.com. Our very own slime snake, man you look like shit after falling out of Grumpy's Moms chowder tunnel. Glad to see you old friend. E-Mail Me

Crybaby Howie ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 10:51 PM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01	Well hell, as you can see, after clawing my way up the caked-on semen and coat hanger scarred lining of her vaginal walls, it's taken me some time to find my way out!! Aaahhhh...the smell of non-rotting fallopian tube air!!! So how the hell are ya my friend?? You been holding down the trailer?? I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!

Maynard	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 10:51 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	Oh great, Howie shows up and like clockwork, all these other faggits come out of nowhere to suck on his balls. At least stop acting like a faggit and go and fuck Magus. I used to love her But I had to kill her She bitched so much, She drove me nuts And now I'm happier this way I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my LARGE post count!!!!

Kingpin KEEPER OF THE FLAME. I have a little Wick. PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 11:04 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	I thought Magus was spoken for by Raven?? Shit now I'm all confused. Would someone please tell me what's going on????LOL E-Mail Me This message was edited by Kingpin on 12-28-01 @ 11:06 PM

onehung lo434	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 11:04 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Yo maynerd,,Why don't you go start a thread on how to kill yourself, Get a few good ideas, and practice them ok. This whole faggot shit is getting ridicules. Yo howie,whats up? how long's the furlough for this time lol

Crybaby Howie ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!	posted on 12-28-2001 @ 11:30 PM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01	Ahhh Maynard, I don't want ya to feel left out, I've got a nice huge, pulsating roid that i just got through scratching for the last half hour...and it's all yours...LOL! Just do me a favor and try to suck around the HIV blisters that have affixed themselves around my Sack. Let that be a lesson to you not to "Free-Bag" it with One's sisters..LOL!! Howdy,Howdy One!! Yep, it's been a while..LOL! As for my "Furlough", it depends on how long it takes for my Herp blisters to go back into remission. Sometimes when i piss, my hand breaks the blisters and it looks like someone dumped a bowl full of Ranch Dressing on my "Poker"....and the taste is Acrid..Ugghh!! I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!

JIMMYSNUKA	posted on 12-29-2001 @ 10:19 AM
Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00	Yo CBH I think I have something better to give other than your oozing roid. I found out that I have a rougue squadron of some new testicle disease that attacks sperm cells and pushes them out through a puss bubble on the my nutsack. So in retaliation I stuck a leech right on the puss bubble. This thing has been sucking for days...although im really enjoying it and attatched another right on my pisshole just for fun, I will give up the engorged one on my sack. This thing is filled with blood, puss and Snuka sperm!! Biting in to it will feel like puting a whole tablet of alka-seltzer in your mouth, and look like your drooling cherry maple syrup. It also tastes like licking the bottom of a toilet at an abandoned truck stop in texas.

Crybaby Howie ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!	posted on 12-29-2001 @ 11:00 PM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01	Hey Now , I might add that abandoned truck stop urinals aren't as bad as the dinnerware you get served on when you visit the TFEC or Hung Households...once ya get past the caked on shit stains and pubic hair, the eatin's not that bad..LOL!! I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!

TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!	posted on 01-01-2002 @ 1:34 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	quote: Then what would TFEC's mom and sisters pick for a livin'...LOL!! The same thing Kid's family has done since they "found" them over roaming the plains of the "motherland" and gave them all a free ride over here, picking cotton, eatin fried chicken and watermellon and drinkin that good ol grape kool aid!!!!! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! You will never take my IIIIIICCCCCEEE CCCCRRRREEEEAAAAMMMM BAAAARRRRSSSSSS!!!! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!! 11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!! Support the troops!! Lights on when driving!!

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