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OAAWITE
posted on 01-30-2002 @ 1:21 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Yeah Dana Carvey is almost dead. Definate tip for Dead Pool

Had some angioplasty going. A couple bypasses. Sued his doctor for malpractice for leaving a shoe inside him or something. Really fucked up.

I actually saw a story about him in Parade this weekend that explained his whole mess, but it didn't mention "Opportunity Knocks" or "Clean Slate" so I skimmed over it.


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I will die a traitor's death		posted on 01-30-2002 @ 1:23 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
he had heart surgery, i actually just read that he has a movie called master of disguise coming out produced by Sandler. Say what you will about Adam but he does give his cronies jobs... though it would be nice for him to show up in The Movie Formerly Titled Goldmember.



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hooknose
posted on 01-30-2002 @ 1:54 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
How about Bill Belamy. He had not tallent as a stand up, was an awful actor, but yet he was still pushed down our throat.

I always wondered whos rope he was smokin to keep getting work.

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STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 01-30-2002 @ 9:03 AM      
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Dana Carvey is in a new shit movie coming out called 'Master of Disguise.'

Warren Beatty's only good movie IMO is Bullworth.



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I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



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JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 01-31-2002 @ 2:23 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
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ALex Winters isn't a one hit wonder for the simple reason that his best movie is FREAKED which though remains relatively unseen is funny as all fuck.


oh my god, i haven't seen that movie in years. i used to watch it whenever it was on tv. that movie is funny as shit. man, i thought i was the only one who ever saw it.

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what happened to Dana CArvey


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donotkidme
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 9:13 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
and i really thought dustin diamond (screech) fell off the face of the earth.






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