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itsamiata	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 3:47 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	quote: Two bags of grass [Homer] He called it grass [Homer]

GonzoStyle	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 3:50 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: I was thinking of dropping another three grand into Snowball... Where the fuck did you get 3 grand from? Why not just save some for Ant & Joe's christmas presents this coming december. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name.

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 3:52 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	quote: Where the fuck did you get 3 grand from? Actually $2750, I rounded up. It was on promissory note with stipulations for staying with the company... yadda yadda... in the end it came out of our last advertising payments... fuckers. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands Over The Limit

GonzoStyle	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 3:55 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: Actually $2750, I rounded up. You are so money. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name.

Crybaby Howie ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 8:15 PM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01	......Ummm, your mom! Oh wait, i thought it said $50 dollars! Does this mean that i don't get your sister also and your dad watching thrown in for free?? Let me know Bro! I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!....Not to mention my cannibalistic seed swims in triangles and have fish-hooked tails!!

FeelMyFunBags	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 10:31 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: Would you buy your girlfriend an engagement ring? Here comes the Jew in me...can you even get a nice ring for 5k? As for what I would buy: A vacation, new clothes, shoes, and in a bout of responsibility I just might use the cash to pay for summer school. The stillness in your eyes convinces me that I don't know a thing And I've been around the world and tasted all the wines a half a million times Came sickened to your shores...you show me what this life is for Sometimes I feel this is too scary to be true...I sabotage myself for fear of losing you USA

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 10:48 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Here comes the Jew in me...can you even get a nice ring for 5k? You should be beaten for that comment.

GonzoStyle	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 11:13 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: Here comes the Jew in me...can you even get a nice ring for 5k? OMG I have never actually been pissed over a post until today, lol. Jesus Holy Fuck you should be ass fucked with a shoehorn and then left bleeding in a gutter. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name.

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 11:14 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	What do you say Gonzo, Wanna tag team on her. Beat and fuck her till she begs forgiveness for her greedy ways?

GonzoStyle	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 11:19 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: What do you say Gonzo, Wanna tag team on her. Beat and fuck her till she begs forgiveness for her greedy ways? You go get her Tiger... fuckin 5 grand is like a decent used car. A ring should not cost more than a grand to 1,500. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name.

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 11:23 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	Just bring her to the jewelry store with you. When the owner falls asleep, steal all the rings you want. I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life. Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Avoiding the gauntlet.

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 11:26 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	Do you even try to post shit worth reading???? What the fuck was that?

GonzoStyle	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 11:27 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: Do you even try to post shit worth reading???? What the fuck was that? Fuckin sorry, I am doing my best with what little material I have fuckface!!! I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name.

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 11:28 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	I love the Gonzo. I was referring to Alkey's post of waiting for the owner to fall asleep, what the fuck does that even mean?

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 11:29 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Do you even try to post shit worth reading???? What the fuck was that? Upon further review, that sucked. I'll accept the abuse. Honestly, I really don't want to go to work so I'm sitting here replying to absolutely nothing. But, as long as Gonzo stays logged in, I'm sure I can follow him around and reply "yeah" or "fuk!" I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life. Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Avoiding the gauntlet.

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 11:33 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	You're a stand up guy Alkey....... Wanna rail the princess with us for a while. 5K can't even buy a "nice" ring my ass. Hope her boyfriend invests in cubic zirconium, and a nice home theater. This message was edited by Ken'sPen on 2-9-02 @ 11:35 AM

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 11:37 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	Honestly, she ain't fooling me. She'd bend over for an onion ring. I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life. Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Avoiding the gauntlet.

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 11:40 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	That was donotkidme you're thinkin of. I was thinking of taking her to France to snort out truffles.....oh well.

FeelMyFunBags	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 2:40 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	Jesus Christ! I don't know how much engagement rings cost, but I always thought the nice ones cost like 10k or so....I suppose $5000 would be nice enough.... ;) The stillness in your eyes convinces me that I don't know a thing And I've been around the world and tasted all the wines a half a million times Came sickened to your shores...you show me what this life is for Sometimes I feel this is too scary to be true...I sabotage myself for fear of losing you USA

GonzoStyle	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 2:44 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: Honestly, she ain't fooling me. She'd bend over for an onion ring. Speaking from experience there Mr. Merrick? I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name.

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 3:31 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	Funbags, Why would you want somebody to spend 10K for a ring that will sit on your finger (in theory) for the rest of your life. Ow ow ow or not for 10K I'd expect anal.

FeelMyFunBags	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 5:20 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	I don't know what a ring that costs 10k even looks like. I as most girls do already know what the ring I want looks like, but I know when it comes down to it, the ring won't be as important as the guy who gives it to me....but for now while I'm single, I can think about the ring that will cost 10k....and I guess if I got one I would have to give up the anal.... The stillness in your eyes convinces me that I don't know a thing And I've been around the world and tasted all the wines a half a million times Came sickened to your shores...you show me what this life is for Sometimes I feel this is too scary to be true...I sabotage myself for fear of losing you USA

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 5:27 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	Funbags, can I get a hummer for a mood ring????:D

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 5:33 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	quote: I don't know what a ring that costs 10k even looks like $9,999.00 "1-1/4 CT. T.W. diamond solitaire ring in platinum has 1 octagonal diamond which is H-I color and SI2 clarity and is laser inscribed with a unique identifying number in a 4-prong setting." Looks a lot like that. *Edit: How 'bout now? Long Live the "Syndication Underground" This message was edited by barch97 on 2-9-02 @ 5:41 PM

GonzoStyle	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 5:37 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	I would never pay 9,999.00 for a red x. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name.

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