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IkeaBoy P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death | posted on 03-15-2002 @ 1:27 PM | |
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00
| what did i do this time?
"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
If you Criticize the Show- you're supporting terrorists. |
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GonzoStyle
| posted on 03-15-2002 @ 1:29 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70
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what did i do this time?
My son you damn well know what you did, lol.
But that's beyond the point, one evil at a time.
Don't worry as my only son you will not be hurt by him my dearest Ikea... tell mommy I loved her!!!!
He said you're all bitch ass motherfuckers who couldn't kick their own asses, that's what he said.
You are all alongside me, privates, romans, cunts lend me your ears.
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silera Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!
I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC
now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 03-15-2002 @ 1:41 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02
| HE said that? Well let's take him down to chinatown...
Can I be an infantry nurse?
Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
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Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness
UFC
STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
| posted on 03-15-2002 @ 1:44 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00
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Slash is your Judas with a hand full of silver pieces
With God on Our Side
Dylan, Bob
Oh my name it is nothin'
My age it means less
The country I come from
Is called the Midwest
I's taught and brought up there
The laws to abide
And that land that I live in
Has God on its side.
Oh the history books tell it
They tell it so well
The cavalries charged
The Indians fell
The cavalries charged
The Indians died
Oh the country was young
With God on its side.
Oh the Spanish-American
War had its day
And the Civil War too
Was soon laid away
And the names of the heroes
I's made to memorize
With guns in their hands
And God on their side.
Oh the First World War, boys
It closed out its fate
The reason for fighting
I never got straight
But I learned to accept it
Accept it with pride
For you don't count the dead
When God's on your side.
When the Second World War
Came to an end
We forgave the Germans
And we were friends
Though they murdered six million
In the ovens they fried
The Germans now too
Have God on their side.
I've learned to hate Russians
All through my whole life
If another war starts
It's them we must fight
To hate them and fear them
To run and to hide
And accept it all bravely
With God on my side.
But now we got weapons
Of the chemical dust
If fire them we're forced to
Then fire them we must
One push of the button
And a shot the world wide
And you never ask questions
When God's on your side.
In a many dark hour
I've been thinkin' about this
That Jesus Christ
Was betrayed by a kiss
But I can't think for you
You'll have to decide
Whether Judas Iscariot
Had God on his side.
So now as I'm leavin'
I'm weary as Hell
The confusion I'm feelin'
Ain't no tongue can tell
The words fill my head
And fall to the floor
If God's on our side
He'll stop the next war.
AIM: SmarterChild
Write To Me Here
This message was edited by SLASH on 3-15-02 @ 1:53 PM
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skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
| posted on 03-15-2002 @ 1:51 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00
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lend me your ears.
alkey?
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Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 03-15-2002 @ 1:51 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01
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I've learned to hate Russians
ouch.
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GonzoStyle
| posted on 03-15-2002 @ 2:01 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70
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HE said that? Well let's take him down to chinatown...
Can I be an infantry nurse?
I've been very injured...
The russians are not our enemies, only people named 'Russian' but that is another story.
The latest news is that the caulaties are in the ... well there aren't any yet but I promise the heavens will rain with blood soon. He has said he will pimp all of us like the hoochie bitches we are and fuck us up our asses till we bleed his seed.
Don't you worry, if we win I promise you. You will not have to fear anal rape unless you're rooming with Slash, kingpin or I.
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GonzoStyle
| posted on 03-15-2002 @ 2:04 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70
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alkey?
Judas!!
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Canweseeyourstuff
| posted on 03-15-2002 @ 2:14 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00
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He knows where we live and he's seen where we sleep
Does he have a list?
Visit this Website |
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LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.
Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!
JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer | posted on 03-15-2002 @ 2:15 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01
| The Times They Are A-Changin'
Bob Dylan
Come gather 'round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You'll be drenched to the bone.
If your time to you
Is worth savin'
Then you better start swimmin'
Or you'll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin'.
Come writers and critics
Who prophesize with your pen
And keep your eyes wide
The chance won't come again
And don't speak too soon
For the wheel's still in spin
And there's no tellin' who
That it's namin'.
For the loser now
Will be later to win
For the times they are a-changin'.
Come senators, congressmen
Please heed the call
Don't stand in the doorway
Don't block up the hall
For he that gets hurt
Will be he who has stalled
There's a battle outside
And it is ragin'.
It'll soon shake your windows
And rattle your walls
For the times they are a-changin'.
Come mothers and fathers
Throughout the land
And don't criticize
What you can't understand
Your sons and your daughters
Are beyond your command
Your old road is
Rapidly agin'.
Please get out of the new one
If you can't lend your hand
For the times they are a-changin'.
The line it is drawn
The curse it is cast
The slow one now
Will later be fast
As the present now
Will later be past
The order is
Rapidly fadin'.
And the first one now
Will later be last
For the times they are a-changin'.
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hornygoatweed I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
| posted on 03-15-2002 @ 2:17 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01
| Allright, sign me up! I'm tired of HIM and his "you are all pussies" rhetoric! Let's take this fucker down, and take HIM down hard!quote:
You will not have to fear anal rape unless you're rooming with Slash, kingpin or I.
I'm not worried about you or Kingpin, but if I gotta room with Slash I'm gonna have to shave off my gotee.
You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna chat.
And just what did you expect to find here? Something witty?? |
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fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 03-15-2002 @ 2:37 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00
| well, this isnt the first time you've recruited me in a battle, gen. gonzo.i'm back to fight, reporting for my rank and duty.i am fully prepared to take him out, along with any friends or family i may see on my mission.
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HyBriD
FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 03-15-2002 @ 2:50 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01
| fuck him. fuck him right in the ear.
>) >) >) >) >) >) >)We'll all look the same someday
And even now the robot starts to think
I wonder what it dreams |
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av8er OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
| posted on 03-15-2002 @ 2:56 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00
| Airborne division reporting for duty....Let's get HIM!
Av8er Radio [AIM]Â [ICQ]Â [E-Mail]
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Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness
UFC
STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
| posted on 03-15-2002 @ 2:57 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00
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I've learned to hate Russians
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ouch.
Down And Out In Paradise
John Mellencamp
Dear Mr. President
I live in the suburbs
It's a long way from Washington , D.C.
Had me a job
Workin' for wages
Till the company moved out
And they forgot about me
Can't draw unemployment
For some unknown reason
My kids are hungry
I've got four mouths to feed
I go out every day looking for suitable employment
Do you think there's something you could do for me
Cause I'm
Chorus
Down and out here in paradise
Down and out and I'm on my knees
I'm down and out here in paradise
Looks like the milk and honey
Done run out on me
Dear Mr. President
I used to be a dancer
Got a little bit too old
So I became a secretary
Married a man
In Las Vegas, Nevada
And ten years later
He ran out on the kids and me
Some said I was pretty
But those days are over
Now I've no place to live
And I'm out on the streets
Oh, Mr. President
Can I tell you a secret
I never ever thought that this could happen to me
Cause I'm
Chorus
Dear Mr. President
I'm just a young kid
I'm in the fourth grade
At Riley Elementary
My mom and dad's been actin' funny
I'm not sure what
If it's got something to do with me
My daddy's always drunk
My mom's a babysitter
And I don't like the Russians
Cause I hear they hate me
Dear Mr. President
Can I ask you one question
When the bombs fall down
Will they hurt everyone in my family
Yeah, yeah
Chorus
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I'm not worried about you or Kingpin, but if I gotta room with Slash I'm gonna have to shave off my gotee.
You are gonna be quite the catch when you get old enough to pop out your dentures. :D
AIM: SmarterChild
Write To Me Here
This message was edited by SLASH on 3-15-02 @ 2:59 PM
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GonzoStyle
| posted on 03-15-2002 @ 3:01 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70
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Wait a minute.... How do we know it isn't a SHE?
The force is strong with this one...
Listen up, ladies and gentlemen! Our enemy has been on the run for ninety minutes! Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injury is four miles an hour, that gives us a radius of six miles! What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard target search of every whore house, sex shop, nursery, zoo, and grumpy's moms house! Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles! Your know who your enemy is. Go get him!!!!
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TheGooch Mullet Master
Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh? | posted on 03-15-2002 @ 3:04 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00
| HIM?
Read my column on OTL! |
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Sgt. Squeegie
| posted on 03-15-2002 @ 3:10 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00
| Sargent Squeegie reporting for duty sir. What is my mission?
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GonzoStyle
| posted on 03-15-2002 @ 3:12 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70
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HIM?
You damn right, ot yes it is true.
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Sargent Squeegie reporting for duty sir. What is my mission?
Learn how to spell Sergeant, then get beer and milk duds....WHERE THE HELL IS FEZ!!!!
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HyBriD
FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 03-15-2002 @ 3:24 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01
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could this be a clue?
>) >) >) >) >) >) >)We'll all look the same someday
And even now the robot starts to think
I wonder what it dreams |
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GonzoStyle
| posted on 03-15-2002 @ 3:35 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70
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could this be a clue?
Grab your spoon buddy, cause you're gonna need it.
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okterrific23
| posted on 03-15-2002 @ 3:39 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: May. 00
| I say let's nuke 'em!
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GonzoStyle
| posted on 03-15-2002 @ 3:47 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70
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I say let's nuke 'em!
Ofcourse you would turncoat!!!!
Our enemy's face has been shown and he says we are his. He said that he is going to fuck us like his 12 year old daughter who is pretty, and looks like baby. And she has small but nice tits and some few hairs at her little cunt. But that is an entirely different story!!!!
This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 3-15-02 @ 3:51 PM |
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The sky is blue | posted on 03-15-2002 @ 3:59 PM | |
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00
| I kinda like him.
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HyBriD
FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 03-15-2002 @ 4:05 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01
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Grab your spoon buddy, cause you're gonna need it.
as always, MY SPOON IS TOO BIG, and ready to go to battle.
>) >) >) >) >) >) >)We'll all look the same someday
And even now the robot starts to think
I wonder what it dreams |
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