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Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 2:16 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
:( sorry, but i do not think i can make it out thursday night :(

so sorry to disappoint



}>i<{ i love the ants & the alkey }>i<{


BUCK FUTTER!!!!!!!


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 03-20-2002 @ 2:17 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I don't know, but I know you will miss me Friday night, snookems.


Alright, now I remember.





Making Gonzo's life easier...
By spreading my cheeks so he can glide right in...
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 03-20-2002 @ 2:17 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:

I'll be there with balls on.




psssssssst...you dropped this "my chin". I think it goes with the rest of your sentence up there ant.:)

I'd go, but I have to do that thing on friday, but i'll be there in spirit



Sometimes we can choose the path we follow.
Sometimes our choices are made for us.
And sometimes we have no choice at all.



This message was edited by Faceman on 3-20-02 @ 2:20 AM
SLASH
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posted on 03-20-2002 @ 2:18 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Alright, now I remember.


Gonna share?



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 2:18 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
fucking 21+ places :(

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
BRING BACK GONZO STYLE

I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO & I LOVE MY BABY'S DADDY, AUSTINMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, and BROTHER JOE((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, Flock of Moosen, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, and Cancer Mike...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), and QuickStop ((The Youngans Club))

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posted on 03-20-2002 @ 2:20 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
awwww.... fuckin' grow up Amy........ :P:P:P



I am not Irish Alkey!!!! .....or FTL... :eek:



Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 2:23 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Amy ....FAKE ID

NUFF SAID!

President of the Rich Vos fan club!
Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 03-20-2002 @ 2:24 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Gonna share?


It's your ability to portray emotion and feeling through mere words on a message board.
That, and the fact that you can deep throat a Louisville Slugger while playing the harmonica...







Making Gonzo's life easier...
By spreading my cheeks so he can glide right in...
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 2:24 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
GEORGE GETTING CAUGHT, ARRESTED, ENOUGH SAID

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
BRING BACK GONZO STYLE

I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO & I LOVE MY BABY'S DADDY, AUSTINMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, and BROTHER JOE((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, Flock of Moosen, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, and Cancer Mike...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), and QuickStop ((The Youngans Club))

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 2:30 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
I'll be there with balls on my chin.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

é
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 2:32 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

It's your ability to portray emotion and feeling through mere words on a message board.
That, and the fact that you can deep throat a Louisville Slugger while playing the harmonica...



If I knew the answer was that private, I would have never asked. Get on AIM, bitch.



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 2:45 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

I'll be there with balls on my chin.




Brian....your making this almost too easy to respond to

President of the Rich Vos fan club!
Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 03-20-2002 @ 2:46 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

If I knew the answer was that private, I would have never asked. Get on AIM, bitch.


Whenever I try to tell you these things on AIM, you repremand me for my language.

TOG






Making Gonzo's life easier...
By spreading my cheeks so he can glide right in...
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 2:48 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Sure, like Sleeper won't have me thrown back in the slammer now that you posted that large floating TOG.



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 2:49 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
oooooooooooo george used brians real naaaaame

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
BRING BACK GONZO STYLE

I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO & I LOVE MY BABY'S DADDY, AUSTINMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, and BROTHER JOE((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, Flock of Moosen, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, and Cancer Mike...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), and QuickStop ((The Youngans Club))



This message was edited by WNEWs GIRL on 3-20-02 @ 3:23 AM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 03-20-2002 @ 3:17 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

oooooooooooo george used brains real naaaaame


Brain's coming to my party?







Making Gonzo's life easier...
By spreading my cheeks so he can glide right in...
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 3:18 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Hey....we're good like that!

President of the Rich Vos fan club!
Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!!
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 3:22 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me for spelling it wrong
u dont have to analyze everything alkey

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
BRING BACK GONZO STYLE

I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO & I LOVE MY BABY'S DADDY, AUSTINMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, and BROTHER JOE((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, Flock of Moosen, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, and Cancer Mike...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), and QuickStop ((The Youngans Club))

Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 3:27 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
REMEMBER...FRIDAY....NOT THURSDAY!


This blows.Now I have to cancel the gay male midget mudwrestlers I had planeed for ya Alkey. I just hope it aint to late for me to get my deposit back.

President of the Rich Vos fan club!
Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!!
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 3:29 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Now I have to cancel the gay male midget mudwrestlers I had planeed for ya Alkey
But I said I would be there.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

é
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 03-20-2002 @ 4:08 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I just hope it aint to late for me to get my deposit back.


No worries. I hear third trimester abortions are still legal in Nebraska.






Making Gonzo's life easier...
By spreading my cheeks so he can glide right in...
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
*~*BeckyDC*~*
Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!!
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 10:42 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
Sorry pal..ima miss it by one week, but Happy Birthday!









"I can't feel the way you want me to, I'll use you, abuse you, I'll use you, confuse you. I can't feel the way you want me to, It's just my POWER TOOL"

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 11:18 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
YAY!! Friday is even better.. no curfew for me :p



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 11:23 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

YAY!! Friday is even better.. no curfew for me



Well....lemme think about this..Silera..at Red Rock...lotsa beer...and now no curfew....If that aint an advertisement to attend I dont know what is

President of the Rich Vos fan club!
Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!!
Ferret
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 2:46 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Friday is more gooder than Thursday.

What time is this thing getting underway?



Thanks to Brokenjaw for the sigpic

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