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The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all	posted on 04-13-2002 @ 6:38 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	Ok all you poopers, take the bathroom survey. Find out what the rest of the world does. Bathroom Survey Wiping Position: 22% Stand, 78% Sit I have walked through many lives Some of them my own And I am not who I was Though some principle of being abides From which I struggle not to stray This message was edited by The Painter on 4-13-02 @ 6:45 AM

katylina KIDNAPPER Spill 'em if you got 'em JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!	posted on 04-13-2002 @ 9:31 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	Visit this Website This message was edited by katylina on 4-13-02 @ 9:32 AM

JVoorhees	posted on 04-13-2002 @ 9:59 AM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	I stand, proud of it...for those who don't... What about in the shower? You don't sit. Do you? How about the one that breaks off and your wiping for days. You know, ten minutes later your back wiping again, cause its squshy and itchy. Do you sit, just for that 1 or 2 additional wipes? What about baby wipes? Anyone use them? Do they work better than plain old Charmin?

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 04-13-2002 @ 10:04 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	quote: What about in the shower? You don't sit. Do you? Uh, no. I don't shit in the shower. Long Live the "Syndication Underground" The more things change... The more they stay the same.

JVoorhees	posted on 04-13-2002 @ 10:11 AM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	quote: Uh, no. I don't shit in the shower. [Sarcasm]Ohhh...I thought you did [/Sarcasm]

katylina KIDNAPPER Spill 'em if you got 'em JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!	posted on 04-13-2002 @ 11:19 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	Well, Awesome Garret certainly enjoys shit in his bathtub. Visit this Website

i'm a walking joint I wish I was still FNMoron's wet dream... but he left me for a BONG!	posted on 04-13-2002 @ 11:27 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	i'm a sitter as I wipe, but there is an occasion when I do stand. anytime i take a shit and the original wiping just isn't good enough. i'll end up coming back 30 or so minutes later and the followup wiping is done standing. just doesn't make sense to sit back down for it.

rageparty 123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again I also have an imaginary girlfriend.	posted on 04-13-2002 @ 3:17 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	Oopsies...double Post That really is Nasssssssssssssssstty though! This message was edited by rageparty on 4-13-02 @ 5:05 PM

rageparty 123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again I also have an imaginary girlfriend.	posted on 04-13-2002 @ 3:17 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	quote: i'm a sitter as I wipe, but there is an occasion when I do stand. anytime i take a shit and the original wiping just isn't good enough. i'll end up coming back 30 or so minutes later and the followup wiping is done standing. just doesn't make sense to sit back down for it. Nassssssssssssssstty! ;) 2002 Crack Committee Objectives: 1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion 3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series!!!

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 04-13-2002 @ 3:17 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: What about baby wipes? Anyone use them? Do they work better than plain old Charmin? The secret to my impecably clean bottom... Also, I only stand while wiping if I'm jackin' one off at the stucco for target practice. Killer BeeThat ain't honey on my pants!OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.

Albadabing Hey...gimme a break, I'm still trying to figure out these HTML Buttons	posted on 04-13-2002 @ 5:20 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	This is a nasty thread... However, I sit. I always keep in mind that I don't want to exceed 3 or 4 wipes. You dont want to get a "raw" ass..... Although I have never done this, I hear if it's a real mess your supposed to jump in the shower to wash your ass out. Thank god for clean shits. :-D

Necrofiend	posted on 04-13-2002 @ 11:31 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 02	I stand. If I sit, I'm afraid my hand will touch the water. I think that thing about dipping is sick, but I dampen the toilet paper at the sink. I donâ€™t like having dried up shit on my ass.

Kramden's Delicious Marshall I think Yoda is sexy.	posted on 04-14-2002 @ 5:16 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	quote: How do you wipe? Like I fuck... slow, deep, and hard. "My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children."

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 04-14-2002 @ 5:21 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you wipe? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Like I fuck... Quickly, indifferent and once a month? Killer BeeThat ain't honey on my pants!OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.

Bloody Anus P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS	posted on 04-14-2002 @ 5:32 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 00	hey, that's how I shower I think my mask of sanityÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â is about to slip 2002 Crack Committee Objectives: 1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion 3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 04-14-2002 @ 5:36 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: hey, that's how I shower Slow, deep and hard? You must spend alot of cash on soap. Killer BeeThat ain't honey on my pants!OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.

Bloody Anus P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS	posted on 04-14-2002 @ 5:50 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 00	not as much as I spend on shampoo bottles I think my mask of sanityÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â is about to slip 2002 Crack Committee Objectives: 1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion 3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series

Kramden's Delicious Marshall I think Yoda is sexy.	posted on 04-14-2002 @ 7:17 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	quote: Quickly, indifferent and once a month? Ironically, that's how I shit. quote: not as much as I spend on shampoo bottles Those must be some pretty nice shampoo bottles. "My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children."

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