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| The Brain | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 7:43 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01  | First off, Alkey, you SUCK!!11 I already posted the Queen Pen song. :-p EDIT: OK, so you changed it... but you still suck LOL Secondly, quote: Mystikal Mmm! Mmm, mmm, mmm Oooh-OOOH! [Hook - repeat 2X] Shake ya ass, but watch yourself Shake ya ass, show me what you workin with [Verse 1] I came here with my dick in my hand Don't make me leave here with my foot in yo' ass; be cool And don't worry bout how I'm rippin this shit When I'm flippin what I'm kickin nigga, that's just what I do I'm effervescent and I'm off that crescent Nastier than a full grown German Shepherd; motherfucker keep steppin They don't fuck with me and they don't Y'all bitches cant catch me and you won't Pay ya fare, fix ya hair, throw that pussy Got a Prada for boonapalist, and Donna for my babooski You think I'm trickin? Bitch, I ain't trippin I'm buyin if you got nice curves for your iceberg Drinkin Henn and actin like it do somethin to me Hope this indecent proposal make you do somethin with me Fuck a dollar girl, pick up fifty And fuck that coward, girl, you need a real nigga Off top knick-a-boxers hurtin shit Bend over hoe; show me what you workin with! [Hook] [Chorus] Attention all y'all players and pimps Right now in the place to be (shake ya ass) I thought I told y'all niggas before Y'all niggas can't fuck with me (watch yourself) Now this ain't for no small booties No sir cause that won't pass (show me whatcha workin with) But if you feel you got the biggest one Then momma come shake ya ass [Hook] [Verse 2] I like my women fire like CAY-ENNE!! Chocolate and bowlegged - when I'm runnin up behind her!! Go head get ya pop-a-lock let the cock out For girl don't lie you know you wanna go back to my house "The Man Right Chea" wanna get under that dress right there You spicy cajun we gon' a good time over there You better suck the head on them there crawfish And you gotta bend all the way over to dance off this Handle yo' business but I know you do it way better, you dead wrong So if you talkin bout how niggaz make noise when you pass by get yo' fine ass on the floor girl this yo' fuckin song! Do yo' thang dont be scared, cause you gon' get served You get mine then you gon' get yours Bout to make yo' ass love it Raise it up, show the G-string hustlin hustlin [Chorus] [Hook] [Verse 3] Stop yo' cryin heffer, I don't need all that I got a job for you - the braided up pimp is back Break them handcuffs, fuck you nigga move somethin And if they ask you what you doin say, "Ooohh nuttin!" And we been doin for the past 2 somethin And I've been beatin that pussy up now it's smooth fuckin You can betcha bottom dollar; if that pussy fire you gon' holla Michael Tyler! So don't act like you don't be backin that stuff up Girl in the club, cause that's what you got ass for Wobble wobble I'm infatuated Bitch ride a dick like she makin a baby And I see that we gon' have to go to a quiet corner for just us two an' Don't worry about who lookin, just keep on doin what you doin Cause a nigga like me gon' get to work before I know the girl Bitch whats happnin, let 'em see, show the world! [Chorus] [Hook] Uhh.. OOOH-WEE! Good lawd! Damn!  I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky" Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night... This message was edited by The Brain on 5-1-02 @ 12:56 PM | ||||
| silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 05-01-2002 @ 12:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | Groove Armada style I see you baby Shakin' that ass Shakin' that ass Shakin' that ass Shakin' that aaaaaaaaaa...  Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club | ||||
| silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 10:08 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | When There's No One Around This is a song that nobody knows I couldn't begin to describe how it goes But it makes me cry or laugh right out loud It's a song that I sing when there's no one around This is the man that nobody sees He wears my old clothes and he looks just like me Just one of the boys who gets lost in the crowd He's the man that I am when there's no one around It's four in the morning Im lyin' in bed A tape of my failures Playin' inside my head It's heartaches and hard knocks And things I don't know I listen and I wonder Where will it go This is a glimpse of the child that's within He's so immature but he's still my best friend If he could learn how to fly he'd never touch down He's the kid that I am when there's no one around This is the dance I do every day I let my feet go and get carried away I let my soul lead and follow the sound It's the dance that I do when there's no one around It's four in the morning Im lyin' in bed A tape of my failures Playin' inside my head It's heartaches and hard knocks And things I don't know I listen and I wonder Where will it go Thi is a song that nobody knows I still can't begin to describe how it goes But it makes me cry our laugh right out loud It's a song that I sing when there's no one around It's a song that I sing when there's no one around Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-03-2002 @ 9:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | They either hate us, or went out. I vote for "hate."  | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-04-2002 @ 9:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Our mods are the nowhere-to-be-seen mods! | ||||
| silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 05-04-2002 @ 10:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" Jitterbug [4X] You put the boom-boom into my heart You send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts Jitterbug into my brain Goes a bang-bang-bang 'til my feet do the same But something's bugging you Something ain't right My best friend told me what you did last night Left me sleepin' in my bed I was dreaming, but I should have been with you instead. Wake me up before you go-go Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo Wake me up before you go-go I don't want to miss it when you hit that high Wake me up before you go-go 'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo Wake me up before you go-go Take me dancing tonight I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah) You take the grey skies out of my way You make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day Turned a bright spark into a flame My beats per minute never been the same 'Cause you're my lady, I'm your fool It makes me crazy when you act so cruel Come on, baby, let's not fight We'll go dancing, everything will be all right Wake me up before you go-go Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo Wake me up before you go-go I don't want to miss it when you hit that high Wake me up before you go-go 'Cause I'm not plannin'' on going solo Wake me up before you go-go Take me dancing tonight I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah, baby) (Jitterbug) (Jitterbug) Cuddle up, baby, move in tight We'll go dancing tomorrow night It's cold out there, but it's warm in bed They can dance, we'll stay home instead (Jitterbug) Wake me up before you go-go Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo Wake me up before you go-go I don't want to miss it when you hit that high Wake me up before you go-go 'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo Wake me up before you go-go Take me dancing tonight Wake me up before you go-go, don't you dare to leave me hanging on like a yo-yo Take me dancing (Boom-boom-boom) Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club | ||||
| BIV G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xenophobe Defense Brigade Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am. The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs. I am one uninformed hound. | posted on 05-04-2002 @ 10:14 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | Don't sing about partying, just do it! Oh well, when in Retarded Rome... AC/DC You gotta see me leanin' on the bar I got my head in a whiskey jar [jug ?] Feelin' good 'cos the city's alive I'm gettin' ready to rock and jive I get up and I slide across the floor You wanna come and I'll meet you at the door No one can stop us 'cos we're feelin' too right We're gonna steal our way around tonight (Alright, alright) CHORUS: Aye, aye, oh, shake your foundations Aye, aye, oh, shake it to the floor Aye, aye, oh, shake your foundations Aye, aye, oh, shake it I was takin' no liberties She's gettin' hotter off the heat on me I was oilin', she was slick Lickin' off the sweat, her favorite trick She cried help me, help me, please Tame this animal, help me to breathe I said no, no way You gotta come with me all of the way (OK, I'll play) REPEAT CHORUS Solo REPEAT CHORUS We had the night, we had the time She had the sugar and I had the wine Took my hand, shook me to the core Told her not to touch, but she was coming back for more (You know what for) Aye, aye, aye, aye REPEAT CHORUS  | ||||
| BIV G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xenophobe Defense Brigade Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am. The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs. I am one uninformed hound. | posted on 05-04-2002 @ 10:22 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | While I'm here... AC/DC Whiskey, gin and brandy With a glass I'm pretty handy I'm trying to walk a straight line On sour mash and cheap wine So join me for a drink boys We're gonna make a big noise So don't worry about tomorrow Take it today Forget about the cheque We'll get hell to pay Have a drink on me Have a drink on me Yeah Have a drink on me Have a drink on me On me Come on Dizzy, drunk and fightin' On tequila white lightnin' My glass is getting shorter On whiskey, ice and water So come on and have a good time And get blinded out of your mind So don't worry about tomorrow Take it today Forget about the cheque We'll get hell to pay Have a drink on me Have a drink on me yeah Have a drink on me Have a drink on me On me Get stoned Have a drink on me Have a drink on me Yeah Have a drink on me Come on Oooh Gonna roll around [gonna double down] Gonna hit the ground Take another [swing | swig] Have another drink Gonna drink it dry Gonna get me high Come on all the boys Make a noise CHORUS Have a drink on me Have a drink on me Have a drink on me Have a drink on me Have a drink on me Have a drink on me Have a drink on me Have a drink on me Have a drink oooooooon me | ||||
| silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 05-05-2002 @ 10:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | psst... AIR SUPPLY We are all alone that's the way it seems to be Love is in my sight and I can see it if you can Where do we come from, I've been waiting for so long We are all alone, say you will. The lights have all gone home and are safely tucked away There's nothing to come between us but the words we've got to say (Chorus) Where do we come from I've been waiting for so long We are all alone. And now we are both here are we really within reach Of the things we need to do c'est a ou c'est la vie (Chorus) And now we can both spend all the time that's come our way I'm not going to let you go for another single day (Chorus) Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club | ||||
| The Brain | posted on 05-05-2002 @ 11:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | What? Don't tell me you guys are all partyed out? C'mon, where da party at? :-D Jagged Edge Come on Come on Yeah Come on Yeah Oooh oh….. If the party's where you at Just let me know Don't be tripping when you see us in the club Just show a lil' love Represent your side like me 'Cause around here if you slip You catch a hot one Run shotgun Couple of them gotta one Belvedere in the rear of the club Pull up on dubs We about to go buy the bar up So so fo' sure, we ain't playin' Hang with no lames walk and saying HEY [Hook] Where the party at? Girls is on their way Where the Bicardi at? Bottle and models Talking all of that You know I can't forget about my thugs (Where the party at?) And all my girls (Where da party at?) Off in the club If the party's where you at Let me here you say Oooh oh... If the party's where you at Just let me know All the girls in the club In their best outfits Just showin' that skin Tryin' to make a nigga wanna spit Where you been girl You and your friend need to come to the back Where we got it locked down Could be a white t-shirt Or three-piece suit Don't matter what you wear All it matter is who you with Some jiggy Even straight up grimy All up in the club Just to have a good time [Hook] ::Nelly:: Can you show me where the party at, dirty? Somewhere where it's crackin' Right around one thirty Never get there too early Comin' as is Do rags and Timbs I'm rollin' past his This lil' Jag and Benz With the rose, not the one with the stem The one with the rims The one that seem to make more enemies than friends I'm slidin' in past those Both eyes closed Both arms froze Both charms froze With that S-O S-O D-E-F We buying bottles (bottles) 'Til there ain't none left I'm quick to go left I balze with no ref I jams more than Def Baby, show me the club I'm like HEY Where that Bicardi at Come and mix with the Cris, baby What's wrong with that? We in the V.I.P. twisted Down right splifted Two way-- mad like you missed it (Missed it) [Hook] x2 I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky" Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night... | ||||
| silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 05-07-2002 @ 12:30 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | Yoo hoo... Strike a pose Strike a pose Vogue, vogue, vogue Vogue, vogue, vogue Look around everywhere you turn is heartache It's everywhere that you go (look around) You try everything you can to escape The pain of life that you know (life that you know) When all else fails and you long to be Something better than you are today I know a place where you can get away It's called a dance floor, and here's what it's for, so Come on, vogue Let your body move to the music (move to the music) Hey, hey, hey Come on, vogue Let your body go with the flow (go with the flow) You know you can do it All you need is your own imagination So use it that's what it's for (that's what it's for) Go inside, for your finest inspiration Your dreams will open the door (open up the door) It makes no difference if you're black or white If you're a boy or a girl If the music's pumping it will give you new life You're a superstar, yes, that's what you are, you know it Come on, vogue Let your body groove to the music (groove to the music) Hey, hey, hey Come on, vogue Let your body go with the flow (go with the flow) You know you can do it Beauty's where you find it Not just where you bump and grind it Soul is in the musical That's where I feel so beautiful Magical, life's a ball So get up on the dance floor Come on, vogue Let your body move to the music (move to the music) Hey, hey, hey Come on, vogue Let your body go with the flow (go with the flow) You know you can do it Vogue, (Vogue) Beauty's where you find it (move to the music) Vogue, (Vogue) Beauty's where you find it (go with the flow) Greta Garbo, and Monroe Deitrich and DiMaggio Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean On the cover of a magazine Grace Kelly; Harlow, Jean Picture of a beauty queen Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire Ginger Rogers, dance on air They had style, they had grace Rita Hayworth gave good face Lauren, Katherine, Lana too Bette Davis, we love you Ladies with an attitude Fellows that were in the mood Don't just stand there, let's get to it Strike a pose, there's nothing to it Vogue, vogue Oooh, you've got to Let your body move to the music Oooh, you've got to just Let your body go with the flow Oooh, you've got to Vogue Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-07-2002 @ 12:43 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Song : Alone In New Jersey It's nice and quiet over suburbs of North Jersey. Every night my friends and me would skate through Nichols Park. Never hurt no one just sat around and laughed about the times that past. Same old story in any town the times they go so fast. The title to the world just can't replace the smile on my face. When I know that I'm coming back home to this place. People in this town seem so much meaner. It used to be much cleaner. Make sure you know that the grass is always greener. Weekdays always came and went I felt so robbed. Never seems to stop full-time classes and two jobs. On Friday night we'd hop the path to New York City. We'd end up getting shitty most of which is still a blur to me. The title to the world just can't replace the smile on my face. When I know that I'm coming back home to this place. The people in this town seem so much meaner. It used to be much cleaner. Make sure you know that the grass is always greener. I'm gonna sit here till the sun comes up. I'm gonna think about how I'm down on my luck. I'm cold and there's nothing to do time ain't a threat. All alone in New Jersey on my last cigarette. I'm thinking about you sun's comin' up again. And I never wanted this plain old day to end. My TV can't get the channels. I go to Juan's to watch Sopranos. Twist one up and everything's alright. Looks like I'm leaving here again and all the fun will end. Seems like I'm just a normal guy living a not so normal life. The title to the world just can't replace the smile on my face. When I know I'm coming back home to this place. The people in this town seem so much meaner. It used to be much cleaner. Make sure you know that the grass is always greener. I'm gonna sit here till the sun comes up. I'm gonna thing about how I'm down on my luck. I'm cold and I don't want to go home time ain't a threat. All alone in New Jersey on my last cigarette. I'm thinking about you sun's comin' up again. And I never wanted this plain old day to end. | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 05-07-2002 @ 12:56 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | - Green Velvet I’ve been the one to party until the end Looking for the afterparty, till the end I’m going down to La-la-land I hope to see ya soon In La-la-land Somethin' ’bout those little pills Unreal, the thrills they yield Until they kill a million braincells Somethin' ’bout those little pills Unreal, the thrills they yield Until they kill a million braincells Now I need to go Who’s gonna give me a ride to the aftershow (me!) I hope that I have enough chance so I can make my brain rearrange I’m going down to La-la-land I hope to see ya soon In La-la-land Somethin' ’bout those little pills Unreal, the thrills they yield Until they kill a million braincells Somethin' ’bout those little pills Unreal, the thrills they yield Until they kill a million braincells Ohhh what have I done What happened to the morning woman I dance the time away high today I’ve got to find a way to fill the space in time I’ve got to find a way to fill the space in time I’ve got to find a way to fill the space in time I’ve got to find a way to fill the space in time I’ve got to find a way to fill the space in time I’ve got to find a way to fill the space in time I’ve got to find a way to fill the space in time I’ve got to find a way to fill the space in time  | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-09-2002 @ 12:52 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | *coughtopcough* | ||||
| silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 05-09-2002 @ 1:04 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | Lets do the: [1:] Everybody's doin' a brand new dance now (C'mon baby do the loco-motion) I know you'll get to like it If you give it a chance now (C'mon baby do the loco-motion) My little baby sister can do it with ease It's easier than learning your a b c's So come on, come on, Do the loco-motion with me You gotta swing your hips now Come on baby, jump up, hmmm jump back Oh well I think you got the knack [2:] Now that you can do it Let's make a chain now (C'mon baby do the loco-motion) Chug-a chug-a motion like a railway train now (C'mon baby do the loco-motion) Do it nice and easy now don't lose control A little bit of rhythm and a lot of soul So come on, come on, Do the loco-motion with me You gotta swing your hips now Come on, come on, Do the loco-motion with me Yeah Chug chug [sampling] [3:] Move around the floor in a loco-motion (C'mon baby do the loco-motion) Do it holding hands if you got the notion (C'mon baby do the loco-motion) There's never been a dance that's so easy to do It even makes you happy When you're feeling blue So come on come on do the loco-motion with me You gotta swing your hips now [END:] Come on, come on, Do the loco-motion with me Yeah Come on, come on, Do the loco-motion with me You gotta swing your hips now  Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-09-2002 @ 7:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Topical | ||||
| diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE. | posted on 05-09-2002 @ 8:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01 | This thread gives me a warm feeling down in the cockle.  | ||||
| silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 05-10-2002 @ 5:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | Paul Lekakis Hey baby, I'd like to talk to you how's about coming back to my room for a little boom boom You keep coming to me I can feel your dynamite Know where you move Get in the groove You're driving me crazy Crazy for you Second time you move the beat It's time for us to boom boom You can come get close to me and feel the burning fire All the time you've gotten me It's time for us to boom boom If you see the spunk in me and feel my strong desire Boom Boom Boom Let's go back to my room So we can do it all night and you can make feel right Boom Boom Boom Let's go back to my room So we can do it all night and you can make feel right To be all night to me Don't you know I'd like a bite Get to love you Closer to you You're driving me crazy Crazy for you Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 05-10-2002 @ 6:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Wanna tell you a story bout the house rent blues I come home one Friday had to tell the landlady I done lost my job she said that don't confront me, long as I get my money next Friday Now next Friday come I didn't get the rent and out the door I went So I goes to the landlady I said you let me slide I'll have the rent for you tomorrow the next day I don't know So she let me slide it on you know people I notice when I come home in the evenining she ain't got nothin nice to say to me but for five years she was so nice Lord she was lovey-dovey I come home one particular evening the landlady said you got the rent money yet? I said no, can't find no job, therefore I ain't got no money to pay the rent She said I don't believe you're trying to find no job said I seen you today you was standing on a corner leaning up against a post I said but I'm tired, I been walkin' all day she said that don't confront me, long as I get my money next Friday Now next Friday come I didn't have the rent and out the door I went So I go down the streets down to my good friend's house I said look man, I'm outdoors ya know, can I stay with you maybe a couple of days He said uh, let me go and ask my wife He come out of the house, I could see it in his face, I know'd it was no He said I don't know, man, uh, she kinda funny ya know I said I know, everybody funny, now you funny too So I go back home, I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent she said yeah, I said oh yeah and then she was so nice, lord she was lovey-dovey So I go in my room, pack up my things and I go I slip on out the backdoor, and down the streets I go she hollerin' about the front rent she'll be lucky to get any back rent she aint' gonna get none of it So I stop in the local bar ya know people I go to the bar, I rent my coat, I call the bartender, I said look man come down here, he got down there, said what you want one bourbon, one scotch, one beer Well, I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when I been drinkin' bourbon, whiskey, scotch, and gin gonna get high, man, I'm gonna get loose need me a triple shot of that juice gonna get drunk don't ya have no fear I want one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer one bourbon, one scotch, one beer but I'm sittin' there, at the bar, I'm gettin' drunk, I'm feelin' mellow I'm drinkin' bourbon, I'm drinkin' scotch, I'm drinkin' beer come down the bar, here come the bartender, said look man, come down here said what you want, one bourbon, one scotch, one beer no I ain't seen my baby since the night before last gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed gonna get high man I ain't had enough need me a triple shot of that stuff gonna get get drunk won't you listen right here I want one bourbon, one shot, and one beer one bourbon, one scotch, one beer well, alright yeah scratch my back baby yeah now by this time I'm plenty high you know when your mouth gettin' dry, you're plenty high look down the bar, I say to my bartender I said look man, come down here, he got down there said what you want this time? I said look man, what time is it? he said the clock on the wall say three o'clock last call for alcohol said what you need one bourbon, one scotch, one beer lord I ain't seen my baby since a night on a week gotta get drunk man so I can't even speak gonna get high man listen to me one drink ain't enought jack, you better make it three gonna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear I want one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer one bourbon, one scotch, one beer  | ||||
| The Brain | posted on 05-11-2002 @ 11:38 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Welcome to the party, Tequila (the drink, not the Spic)... :-p The Eagles It's another tequila sunrise Starin' slowly 'cross the sky said goobye He was just a hired hand Workin' on the dreams he planned to try The days go by Ev'ry night when the sun goes down Just another lonely boy in town And she's out runnin' 'round She wasn't just another woman And I couldn't keep from comin' on It's been so long Oh and it's a hollow feelin' when It comes down to dealin' friends It never ends Take another shot of courage Wonder why the right words never come You just get numb It's another tequila sunrise,this old world still looks the same, Another frame, mm...  I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky" Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night... | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-11-2002 @ 4:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Why don't we go sit down in the shade? Take shelter on my front porch The dandy lion sun scorching, Like a glass of cold lemonade? I will do laundry if you pay all the bills. Where is my John Wayne? Where is my prairie son? Where is my happy ending? Where have all the Cowboys gone? Why don't you stay the evening Kick back and watch the TV And I'll fix a little somethin' to eat? Oh I know your back hurts from working on the tractor How do you take your coffee my sweet? I will raise the children if you pay all the bills. (Chorus) I am wearing my new dress tonight But you don't even notice me. Say our goodbyes Say our goodbyes Say our goodbyes We finally sold the Chevy When we had another baby And you took that job in Tennessee You made friends at the farm And you joined them at the bar Almost every single day of the week I will wash the dishes while you go have a beer. Where is my John Wayne? Where is my prairie son? Where is my happy ending? Where have all the Cowboys gone? Where is my Marlboro Man? Where is my shiny gun? Where is my lonely ranger? Where have all the cowboys gone? Yippee Aw, Yippee Yea Yippee Aw, Yippee Yea Yippee Aw, Yippee Yea | ||||
| Living Legend WankTruster What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then: Living Legend=Faggot | posted on 05-11-2002 @ 4:21 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 02 | Welcome 2 The Party It ain't nothing but a party hey From the early evening ?til the break of day So step this way and let your mind be free And by the way welcome to the party Well my name's Kid Rock I'm a Capricorn And Detroit's city where I was born When I was young I knew I'd always be A super live body rockin' emcee I'm TNT I'm dynamite And I?m gonna rock this party all damn night I've got the gift of gab I can walk the walk I became an emcee when I learned to talk Sayin' goo-goo ga-ga I gotta lotta time to eat emcees like pirhana I'm a pro at this, yeah the ultimate 'Cause I don't spit, my rap too quick I'm the ladies pick all around the world But I only got eyes for just one girl I don't roll twirl like a ballarena, I roll through town and I rock arenas I may seem a little underage But at least I am not underpaid I'm one of kind...here to shock your mind And I will serve no rhymes, before their time The K-K-Kid Rock, that is my name And if you ask me again, I'll tell you the same Who's to blame...I don't really know But my game's so tight I think I'm gonna go pro So here we go...here here we go I'm gonna rock it up high, then rock it down low From the floor to the ceiling to the living room 'Cause people like to hear my bass go boom...boom...boom ba boom boom The one two three the three two one Don't stop me know I've just begun Don't cut me down...don't start no fight Or I'll put my foot in your ass tonight I'm outta sight, like the planet Mars And when I set my sights I shoot for stars I don't like small cars or real big women But somehow I always find myself in 'em I'm a hidden gem, a rollin' stone I'm a one man band with a microphone Here to make you shake and move your body So come on in and welcome to the party It ain't nothing but a party hey From the early evening to the break of day So step this way and let your mind be free And by the way welcome to the party Uh uh excuse me Mr. Kid Rock (what's up) can I do my thing Can I have a little something to say right here Oh yeah, go ahead baby I'm a real live show and you can watch me throw I'm the M to the L and I'll let ya know Alize is too sweet and it'll make ya fat I've got a pound of dank and a gallon of Cognac (sp?) I'm all of that and a bag of chips I'm the whole damn party mix I'm the chick that doesn?t seem all to classy You can't party with me but you can kiss my ass It ain't nothing but a party hey From the early evening to the break of day So step this way and let your mind be free And by the way welcome to the party Hey Grandmaster Bob that old school shit's fresh But uh let's rock some of that fuckin' 1998 Kid Rock shit bro I'm an Irish lad, but don't call me Clancy I'm gonna rock it for Dixie to suit your fancy Rock your pants off and party my dick off People want to know when's the tour gonna kick off I'm no rip-off , it?s all original Not too political...a little cynical About the fakes and squakers that talk a lot of ca-ca I know a lot of chicks that like to call me poppa Don't start drama...mack in the bahamas Rock on the dance floor to din dada Cause I'm a player that you love to hate Got your girl suckin' dick on video tape I like pussy...suckin' on titties Fucked a lot of different bitches from a bunch of different cities Kid Rock and I'm the same old fool I'll tell ya to drop your boyfriend then drop outta high school I got a whirlpool...don't even ask Lickin' pussy underwater shootin' bubbles up your ass I'm so crass that I'm the last of my kind Me, Slick Willie in the DC Shrine Sometimes I rhyme just for kicks Forget the bullshit and bust like this I don't steal from the rich and give to the poor I take from my bitches from give it to my whores What up I'm saying everybody You get fucked up and i'll rock the party Rock the party Rock the party Rock the party Rock the party Rock the party Rock the party Rock the party Rock the party Dude you're outta your fucking mind Everybody got the job you're all hired  E-Mail/AIM | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 05-11-2002 @ 5:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | FU guys I am going to sit in a corner by myself George Thorogood I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else. I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else. Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself. Now, every morning, just before breakfast, I don't want no coffee or tea. Just me and my good buddy Weiser. That's all I ever need. 'Cause I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else. I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else. Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself. Now, the other night I lay sleeping, And I woke from a terrible dream. So I called up my pal, Jack Daniels, And his partner Jimmy Beam. And we drank alone, yeah, with nobody else. We drank alone, yeah, with nobody else. Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself. Well, the other night I got invited to a party, But I stayed home instead. Just me and my pal Johnny Walker, And his brothers Black and Red. And we drank alone, yeah, with nobody else. We drank alone, yeah, with nobody else. Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself. Well, my whole family done give up on me, And it makes me feel so bad. The only one who'll hang out with me Is my dear old Granddad. And we drink alone, yeah, with nobody else. We drink alone, yeah, with nobody else. Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself. | ||||
| silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 05-12-2002 @ 6:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | They're gone again. Britney Spears Calling out your name Your face is everywhere I'm reaching out to you To find that you're not there I wake up every night To see the state I'm in It's like an endless fight I never seem to win I can't go on as long as I believe Can't let go when I keep wondering Chorus: Where are you now, what have you found Where is your heart, when I'm not around Where are you now, you gotta let me know Oh baby, so I can let you go I can hear your voice The ring of yesterday It seems so close to me But yet so far away I should let it out To save what's left of me And close the doors of doubt Revive my dignity Bit, I can't go on as long as I believe Can't let go when I keep wondering Chorus: Where are you now, what have you found Where is your heart, when I'm not around Where are you now, you gotta let me know Oh baby, so I can let you go I should let it out, it's time to let you go Oh baby, I just want to know Chorus: Where are you now, what have you found Where is your heart, when I'm not around Where are you now, you gotta let me know Oh baby, so I can let you go Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club | ||||
| Living Legend WankTruster What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then: Living Legend=Faggot | posted on 05-12-2002 @ 7:24 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 02 | Worst party song of all time -- Aaron's Party (Come Get It) Talking: Here's a little bit of old school for ya, That goes a little something like this... I always tried to be the flyest kid in the block The popular one with the rising stocks So that's when I had this bright idea Throw the party of the month No, the party of the year All the fine girls couldn't turn it down Now all I gotta do is get my parents out Should I send them to a movie No, send them to a show Let me think, hmmmmmm It's gotta be long though I said Mom, Dad, yo why ya sittin home It's a Friday night have you seen Aunt Jo And don't worry about stayin' out too long Don't fuss over me, I'll be fine alone Have a good time... The door bell rings cuz the party's here I'm crankin up the stereo like it's New Years Walkin' 'round the house like who's Da Man (Everybody do it like Aaron can) First on the floor, you know that's me Bustin' out the moves like it's MTV I'm guessin' where I'm goin' cuz I lost my head Then I jumped on table, this is what I said People all around you gotta (Come get it) Everyone together sing it loud (Come get it) Jump all around come on (Come get it) What... (Come get it) Say it again (Come get it) People all around you gotta (Come get it) From the left to the right, make noise (Come get it) Here we go now, come on Uh uh what what Na na na na... Na na na na... Things are goin' great Then to my surprise Some people walked in, I didn't recognize I said fellows yo ya gotta get out (Hey man I heard this was an open house) Open house? (Yeah that's what the flyers said) I didn't put out flyers! (Well somebody did) Lynn walked in The girl I'm crushin' And the kid spilled juice On my Mom's new cushion I turned around and Another kid broke the lamp (I hope they weren't expensive) They got them from France For now I won't sweat it I'll clean it up later There's a honey over there And I really wanna meet her People all around you gotta (come get it) Everyone together sing it loud (come get it) Jump all around come on (come get it) What? (come get it) Say it again here we go, uh (come get it) People all around you gotta (come get it) From the left to the right, make noise (come get it) Here we go now, come on Uh uh what what Aaron C's in the house, here we go Come with it Break it down (go go go go go...) Is that a car door Oh dang I'm in trouble Everybody get out now On the double I'm dead (your done) that's it for me I'm gonna be picked off my family tree Once Mom finds out 'bout this party I had I don't wanna even start thinkin' about dad I'm hustlin around the house Trying to clean up the mess I sure put my new white Nikes to the test The car door slammed And they're walking up the steps I guess life is good with 10 seconds left (AARON!!!???!!!) Grounded Chorus Aaron C's in the house, come on (come get it) Uh uh what what Fades...  E-Mail/AIM | ||||
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