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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Bad pick-up lines | ||||
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| SonofaDEKE | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 1:35 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00  | Here are a few that never work but that I find funny as hell. Especially when watching some drunk bastard use them and think they are actually gonna work. Top ten lines: 10. "Hey baby- If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?" 9. "I'm gonna be famous soon. Why don't you fuck me now so you can brag about it later?" 8. "Having $80 million doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart" 7. "Do you work on a chicken ranch, cause you are doing a good job of raising my cock!" 6. "You must work for Kodak 'cause you're really well developed!" 5. "What's your sign? Slippery When Wet... Dangerous Curves Ahead... or Yield?" 4. "Let's play war. I'll lay down and you can blow the fuck outta me!" 3. "A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation or would you like a demonstration?" 2. "Hi I am an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus" and the number one bad/funny pick up line: "Would you like to see my circumcision scar?" Of Course there are lines that work if done right. This line works if you don't take yourself to serious and the chick is kewl: "Do you have any raisins? No? Then how about a date?" | ||||
| Rog2K | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 1:48 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Those are some great lines! (I bet they'd work especially well on drunk Rutgers sorority chicks hanging out at Queens Tavern...) Where were you when I was dating!?!?  E-F-F-E-C-T! A smooth operator operating correctly... | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 2:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | You guys kill me with these debates. I was kidding with mine. please tell me you don't actually use these. Here's a simple approach and the ladies can comment on whether this will work or not. - Hi, my name is ............, mind if I join you. - Hi, my name is ............, would you mind some company? - Hi, my name is ............, I think you're very attractive and I wanted to introduce myself. It's called HONESTY fellas. HONESTY - be yourselves.   Newest members of the Grumpy's: FDA & ItsASickness Report all of their inappropriate behaviors to me. Erin Gah Braugh - And take off your bra Do ya have any Irish in ya? No? Bend over and I'll give ya some. | ||||
| NJDude | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 3:45 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 00 | quote: WELL YEA!!  E-Mail Me | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 3:54 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I'm afraid of losing my balls. Could you possibly to keep them safe put them in their mouth.  E-Mail Me LIKE SCHOOL IN SUMMERTIME | ||||
| Banana_juice | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 4:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | how about : How Yoooouuuu Doinnn hi lets fuck proud graduate of Newbie University. Honor Student of Lord Magus's class. E-Mail Me | ||||
| zootybang | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 4:32 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | I always use "here's a lollipop.if you tell mommy and daddy about this,the devil will kill them tonight,and it will be all your fault,and santa wont come this year."seems to work fine so far. God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole. "One time,i ate my neighbor's shit" officially adopted by Kid Afrika | ||||
| DreamWeaver | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 4:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Grumpy, you're right..Honesty pays off...All the rest of these were completly cheesy... Guess you're the only one gettin laid  | ||||
| Rog2K | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 4:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: not true, some of us are engaged! (I was going to say, "and married" but there's no sex there either...) E-F-F-E-C-T! A smooth operator operating correctly... | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 4:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | DreamWeaver - It's topics like this and occasional trips to clubs that make me so grateful to be out of the meat market of dating. The true keys to getting laid: - A sense of humor - Honesty - Knowing how to cook - A good bottle of wine and knowing that red goes with beef/lamb/fatty fish(tuna/salmon) white goes with fish/chicken/shell fish and the pink rose crap goes in the garbage. Hmmm.... this would make a great off topic post. Think I'll do it on Monday - How to wine and dine a woman. As for the MYTH of marriage equals no sex, well...... that's all it is. A MYTH. Newest members of the Grumpy's: FDA & ItsASickness Report all of their inappropriate behaviors to me. Erin Gah Braugh - And take off your bra Do ya have any Irish in ya? No? Bend over and I'll give ya some. | ||||
| DreamWeaver | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 4:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Yeah, but Rog, did you use any of these dynamic pick up lines to meet your fiance?? If so, I'm quite impressed, guess you know how to work it! | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 4:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | quote: and quote: 'Nuff said??  To be adopted by me, e-mail me at [email protected] IM only possible at night. Need to e-mail me first. The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. | ||||
| DreamWeaver | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 5:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Grumpy...you do know what you're talking about!! Brokenjaw..you reading this??? ;) good bottle of wine...key | ||||
| Rog2K | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 5:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | DW- I used those lines on chicks I wanted to bang in a one-night kinda way. When it came to getting my fiance, I followed the Grumpy guidelines...(and I met her at work, not a bar. Always a plus.) E-F-F-E-C-T! A smooth operator operating correctly... | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 6:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | quote: Yes I am reading this, and I am with Grumpy honesty is the best way to go. Am I wrong Dreamweaver? quote: Bottle of wine is good, Bottle of wine with Strawberrys MORE GOODER  School For Newbee's | ||||
| knock411 | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 10:11 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Heres mine. "Hi Im Knock411 from the opieanthony message board." Hey Grumpy I agree with ya 100%. Especially the wine. Because after all that work if its still a no go on going down to tuna town you can always CRACK HER over the head with that damn bottle and get you some. LOL J/K YOu r approach does work If not for that I wouldnt have the gorgeous woman today that I call my Bitch. Ahhh i mean my wife sorry honey. (cringe)  This message was edited by knock411 on 3-16-01 @ 10:15 PM | ||||
| Passion Untouchable | posted on 03-17-2001 @ 8:44 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00 | Is there a rainbow over your house coz I just found the pot of gold. Baby......you look good enough to eat and let me do the honor. Hey baby.....My name is.......remember it now coz your be screaming it later. My fav is....." Want some candy little boy?"  Look what I did to you AGAIN! Don't piss me off I am running out of places to hide the bodies! [email protected] | ||||
| fatty chopped meat | posted on 03-17-2001 @ 9:44 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | im bad at pick up lines but the one that know has something to do with the alphabet and you and belonging together..... formerly adopted by OPAK | ||||
| MonkeyMan | posted on 03-17-2001 @ 6:21 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | " Thank God you are not a diabetic cause here is Mr. Goodbar!" | ||||
| BE DIALING! | posted on 03-17-2001 @ 6:31 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Motion her toward you with your finger. When she walks over, say... "If I can make you come with one finger, imagine what the rest of me can do." VIRRRRGINS PEOPLE!!! And ... A McGwire Rookie Card!  E-Mail Me | ||||
| OPM * chick | posted on 03-17-2001 @ 6:33 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | true story: I was at a club and had cornrows + blue streaks in my hair, u know, doin the Gwen Steffani thing. So this guy comes over and goes: does the carpet match the drapes? um... no, it's kinda hard to braid a wood floor...  This message was edited by OPM * chick on 3-17-01 @ 11:02 PM | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 03-17-2001 @ 9:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Lets call your right leg Thanksgiving and your left leg Christmas...I hope I'll be seeing your in between the holidays ;-) Who..i mean what are you doing on St. Patty's Day? "OA.com Where the men become boys and the women are play toys" Dominatrix/Adopter of Death_row_Marv | ||||
| hangupthephoneuSKANK | posted on 03-18-2001 @ 12:41 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | -I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. -(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes. -Nice legs... what time do they open? -Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you cheking my package. -Can I buy you a drink or you just want the money? -I may not be the best looking guy in here, but i'm the only one talking to you. -I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one? -I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. -Wanna play army? I'll lay down and can blow the hell outta me. -I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. -Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag. -I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. -You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy. -You can feel the magic between us... No, lower! -I would walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue. -Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya. -My name is (name)... remember that, you will be screaming it later. -Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. -Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you -My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to. -I may not be Dairy Queen but I'll treat you right. -Baby, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me. -Do you sleep on your stomach at night? Can I??? -Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them. -I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I thik he went into this cheap motel room. LMAO!   "Ask not... what a MOD can do for you.... ...Ask what you can do for this board!" Howdy... Fagoot! -FUCK YOU too moderfuckers- | ||||
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