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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 06-26-2002 @ 8:48 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

hows this im going to do whatever the fuck i want and all you can do is type to your little hearts content. or leave... whichever




You're so fucking wrong on this one, you tasty cake guzzling, pompous twat.

Just who the fuck do you think you are?

Are you that fucking special that we should part the seas so that you might traverse message board land easier?

You'll be fucking gone from here before the cheese dripping from one of your chins has the chance to land on the doughnut in your lap.

Don't even fucking think for half of a second that you mean shit in the big scheme of things.

You, like most people, are a nothing.

The only problem is that you have yet to realize it.

I plan on helping it become clearer.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 8:56 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
wow thats hot


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King

Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 8:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

that some funny shit comming from someone not even old enough for a work permit... and yes i am better than you.



Does this look like Raevynne's Trailor Park Dream House? NO. So this isn't your fucking life. This is a messageboard where you contribute NOTHING and have NO value whatsoever. Understood?

I love the Wnew's Girl, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

I have finally found clarity and pure serenity....
AIM

I act like shit dont phase me....

Inside it drives me crazy...

My insecurities could eat me alive.....



HOO HOO, I invented Codemonkeys!


In a Perfect World, We'd All Be Yankees.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 06-26-2002 @ 8:59 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
You will be judged here.

The judgement stems from the attitude and intelligence put forth by that which you choose to write.

You're fucking failing miserably.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

Evil Dead Ash
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Good? Bad? Guy with the Gun Brigade
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
am i still friends with you guys?


Self Proclaimed werst speler of opieanthony.com
Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

am i still friends with you guys?




Who are you again? :confused:

I love the Wnew's Girl, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

I have finally found clarity and pure serenity....
AIM

I act like shit dont phase me....

Inside it drives me crazy...

My insecurities could eat me alive.....



HOO HOO, I invented Codemonkeys!


In a Perfect World, We'd All Be Yankees.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:13 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

am i still friends with you guys?




How much cash is in your wallett?






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
My dick is still dripping. I think I am about to dehydrate. Will someone please help me?



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



BigStupid
I got a new status because Alkey figured out how to do it.
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Slash, eveythings cool.Your pecker is fine. What you need to do now is go toss off. Clean out the pipes. There is a blockage in your hardware and them swimmers are backed up. Now get to work. I got hard writing this shit...that's perfectly normal!Right?

This message was edited by BigStupid on 6-26-02 @ 10:29 PM
goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

How much cash is in your wallett?



Nothing to see here, just some scrolling text...


You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.

I like to give women pearl necklaces.


silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

My dick is still dripping. I think I am about to dehydrate. Will someone please help me?





:-D



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:27 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
ill help you slashy poo


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King

Evil Dead Ash
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Good? Bad? Guy with the Gun Brigade
posted on 06-27-2002 @ 5:15 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

How much cash is in your wallett?


Due to my recent misfortunes I am now pennyless.However I can offer you sexual favors. ;)


Self Proclaimed werst speler of opieanthony.com
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 06-27-2002 @ 6:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

unlike you losers i hold a full time job i work 9-5 and make more money than you will ever see. so i guess the answer is you are the loser dipshit
ah, finally, mavric has a chance for true love... :rolleyes:



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: [email protected]
Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 06-27-2002 @ 6:46 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Austin...Alkey...Austin...Alkey

Damn, I can't decide which one I like better right now! !




FEAR.....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong,the weak,the innocent, the corrupt....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-27-2002 @ 6:48 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
austin is so much better


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King

Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 06-27-2002 @ 7:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

austin is so much better



You're a little bias though...aren't you? ;)

I love the Wnew's Girl, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

I have finally found clarity and pure serenity....
AIM

I act like shit dont phase me....

Inside it drives me crazy...

My insecurities could eat me alive.....



HOO HOO, I invented Codemonkeys!


In a Perfect World, We'd All Be Yankees.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 06-27-2002 @ 10:51 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

austin is so much better




If it'll help my cause, I'll fuck you raw and leave you single and broke with a child to raise.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 2:09 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I think I might actually want to start using my mod buttons again....

Oh, it's not "Verata" it's "Barada"
And another piece of useless trivia, in the original Cantina scene in A New Hope, three of the aliens were named "Klaatu", "Barada" and "Nicktu" (these were extreme background characters, bairly even seen on film, the names were more to keep track of the masks). "Barada" (and possibly "Nicktu") also appeared as palace and skiff guards in Jedi.


No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"You don't know what it's like, you don't have a clue

If you did you'd find yourselves doing the same thing too!!"
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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posted on 06-28-2002 @ 2:17 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
you like star wars way to much.




EVERYBODY'S GOT A PRICE! AHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!1


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!
Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 2:23 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
There's no such thing as "liking Star Wars" too much!!
I pulled a Jedi Mind Trick on Lord Darth Vader and got Prowse to sign my Vader mask for free!! I'm obsessed!!
(let's see if anybody remembers my one peronal call back to the show lol)


No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"You don't know what it's like, you don't have a clue

If you did you'd find yourselves doing the same thing too!!"
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 2:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
picky picky


Hybrid's #1!!!!!1

}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


FTL is my hero !!!


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 2:29 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
around 5ish, this big orange/yellow thing comes out. you should go outside and take a look at it some time magus. :-p




EVERYBODY'S GOT A PRICE! AHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!1


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!
WoundedAngel
Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell.
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 2:31 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
I missed Austin. :)


Teh |337 GeeK ChicK
ANALJIM
COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED.
My girlfriend is a figment of my imagination.
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 8:15 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 02
You must be a terrible shot.

happy anal jim


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