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That is so Lame
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 7:20 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 01
lets see...

"smoke a smoke, not a butt, fuck a virgin, not a slut." (just cuz its funny)

"sex is bad, sex is a sin, sins are forgiven, so stick it in." (once again...just cuz its funny)

"what do u do when the only person who can make u stop crying is the one who made u cry?"


"what would u do if everytime u fell in luv...u had to say goodbye?"


"OMG! why is she naked? quick, someone put a shirt on her!....shes ugly!"~tom delonge

"When u like someone, dont put their name in a heart...put it in a circle. because hearts can be broken but cicles can go on forever."~brian littrell

"we wanna make ppl happy, we wanna make ppl horny."~tom delonge

"Sex is a penetration, caused by temptation. the guy sticks his destination is the girls location to increase the population for the next generation. do u get my explination or do u need a demonstration?"~A.J. McLean

"I have never experienced an inanimate object and no, it's NOT really tempting!!"~mark hoppus

"Who's gonna hire somebody for his ability to make a bong out of a guitar tuner and a roll of toilet paper?" -Mark Hoppus

"Dude you ever try to buy $500 of heroin with a third party out-of-state check?"-Mark Hoppus when asked by some dude why he was so concerned about his wallet that he left at his record companys office

"Travis masturabtes when he watches the teletubbies."~tom delonge


too much?


xoxo
~*missy*~

*~i luv Tom DeLonge~*

**ROCK ON BLINK 182!!!**

KILL JEN JENKINS!!

DESTROY ALL TEENYBOPPERS!
Is Don on the phone?
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 9:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Funny, I already posted my favorite quote in the "Motivation to kick K-Rock ass" thread.

Of course, there's always my favorite short quote

quote:

This is ponderous, man...Fucking ponderous!




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I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 9:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
"you're a ditsun...mulinyan...charcoal bricquette"

seriously now

"celebrate we will, for life is short but sweet for certain"

"eat, drink and be merry, for tonight we die"
-DMB

"I seriously question anything that has been taken as fact by the American public"
George Carlin




"Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups"

My adopted mini-critic is PolishPierogiBoy03251978

Anyone looking to be adopted IM me at Jemo123
Kwyjibo
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 9:42 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
My rugby club had some shirts made up and on the back was:
"For he today who sheds his blood with me
shall be my brother"
William Shakespere

Kwyjibo
"Hey Booboo, you think there's any beer in that picinic basket"
"But Yogi I don't think the forest ranger will like that."
"F--- the forest ranger Booboo, he don't know jacksh--!"



Thanks to PanterA for the sigpic
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 9:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
"There aren't stupid questions, just stupid people"-mr. garrison

"Let's just hope these stupid people don't breed"-unknown

"Hasta la victoria siempre"-che

"Und Keine Eier!" tool(translates to ..and no eggs, if you know the whole song then you know what I am talking about



E-Mail Me
IM me at stickysituation2

The Fourth International Is At Hand. The Beatiful Hand of Socialism Will Come and Sweep Away the Imperialist Pigs. Crush Your Oppressors.

This message was edited by adolescentmasturbator on 4-19-01 @ 10:01 PM
DX-Bitch
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 12:35 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
* Support Cannibalism - EAT ME!
* God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
* I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
* Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
*"Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock."
*"Sex is like math, subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs, and hope you don't multiply!"!!



"when I die bury me up-side-down so the world can kiss my ass!"
Unicron
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 12:48 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Mar. 01
God dosn't like me and the Devil dosn't want me

May you be in heaven a half hour before the Devil knows your dead

Rangers Suck

Second Place is First Loser

Trying is the first step twords failure (from the mental giant, Homer Simpson)

Life is nothing but twists and turns, you can never expect to have everything in order cause life won't allow it. Life is hard, tough, mean, and unforgiving. There are always going to be bad moments, more bad than good, but dwelling on the bad gets you nowhere, remembering the good make you wish and yearn for more to come. Such is life.




Proceed...On Your Way To Oblivion



This message was edited by Unicron on 4-20-01 @ 12:58 AM


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