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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Grumpy and Metal | ||||
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| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 03-01-2001 @ 1:12 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00  | Metal & Grumpy Watching you two abuse each other is more fun than watching a retarded kid jacking himself to the strains of John Phillips Sousa while a bus full of nuns drives by. Keep up the good work. Ventriliquist Detective [email protected] This message was edited by Cap'n Fudge on 3-1-01 @ 2:22 PM | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 03-01-2001 @ 1:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Fine one to talk Grump.....every time my balls slap against your moms bunghole, it sounds like some old southerner playing a jug. Careful the next time your mom farts near you, I lost my 2x4 inside her ass over the weekend. Cap'n...stop trying to pass your sister's yeast infections off as cotton candy....we're on to you now E-Mail Me  "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-01-2001 @ 1:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Metal , you must be getting old man. First - it took you 30 minutes to respond. Second - that was a half-assed lame response. ::walks up behind metal who's sitting on the floor:: ::whips out his junk and takes a long hot whiz in his ear:: ::takes a shit in his own hand and slaps it across the back of metal's head:: ::Leans over to yell in his ear after he's done:: CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?  Proud staller of Gary Coleman Have you seen the dash button? | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 03-01-2001 @ 1:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Listen shithead....I was still picking your sister's pubic hairs from my teeth....that is one hairy bitch!!! But then, she takes after your momma. Who the hell do you get off slapping like that...what the fuck has my ankle ever done to you except be higher off the ground..... ::grabbing 3-iron out of bag:: ::adjust stance so as not to slice:: ::nice even backswing:: ::hitting Grump in the ass sending him about 250 yards straight down the fairway:: That should take you about a day to walk....stumpy E-Mail Me "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-01-2001 @ 1:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Short jokes huh? very original. Go see my FC with Spit. We went thru those already. Mom and sis jokes? ya runnin out man. you know, that's what I enjoy so much about your sister. She hasn't grown any pubic hair yet. Now she just has to learn to stop screaming so loud. Would you thank your mom for going woodfloor for me? The stench was starting to stick to her hair. Proud staller of Gary Coleman Have you seen the dash button? | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 03-01-2001 @ 2:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: lmmfao...that's one I didn't use yet...but I prefer Take-a-Dumpy  lol lol Is it just I should take And never endings are glad To carry out the dead Your idols burn in the fire The mob comes crawling out (take us down and out) I'm reclaiming their minds Destroying everyone There's no one here And people everywhere, you're all alone | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 03-01-2001 @ 2:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | There, there Clumpy.....from what she told me, you had a nasty case of Cranky ass going. I'm sorry that you reaching your full potential means riding a pig naked like Joan of Arc. One day, when you get older, not that you can get much older.....you'll look back and realize that you should have thrown yourself on that toothpick years ago. But, I'm a charitable man....so I'd like to start the Take a Piss foundation....let me be the first to donate ::stands over Grump:: ::unzips fly:: ::proceeds to piss a gallon all over Grumpy's head:: Giving always makes me feel better :) E-Mail Me "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 03-01-2001 @ 2:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Metal, If you know it ain't cotton candy, why do you keep asking me for it? On a lighter note, I dug my way out of the basement and I'm running to Photomat with those pictures...  Ventriliquist Detective [email protected] | ||||
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC | posted on 03-01-2001 @ 2:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | *Looks in* "Oh, it's one of THESE again, eh?" *Busts out the spare keys and opens the stand* "RED HOTS!! Get your RED HOTS here!!, Cigars, Cigarrettes, BEER, Hot Dogs!!! ICE CREAM BARS!! GET YOUR ICE CREAM BARS!!!!"  NO! I am NOT a Goth Dude!! "It's hard to garble nawdle zous, With all these marbles in my mouth" E-Mail Me This message was edited by Lord Magus on 3-1-01 @ 2:28 PM | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 03-01-2001 @ 2:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Damn, I should have known better than to partake of female grumpage.... E-Mail Me "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-01-2001 @ 3:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | ::takes on the cigars from magoo:: ::lights it up good and hot:: ::shoves it Metal's EYE:: ::walks over to Magoo and punches him in the nuts:: ::magoo doubles over and gets clocked with an uppercut, knocking him unconscious:: There ya go, ya bunch a Kansas City Faggots. That'll learn ya to mess with the vertically challenged. Metal, tell your mom to wear the cowgirl outfit tonight. I feel like riding her bareback again. Yippee-kay-yea mother fucker. Proud staller of Gary Coleman Have you seen the dash button? | ||||
| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 03-01-2001 @ 3:16 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | This is some funny fuckin shit! Buttmunch starts what is this his second thread? My god we have to keep this going!!!!  | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 03-01-2001 @ 3:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | That was my knee....you blind little shit!! No cowgirl outfit tonight....your grandmother fucked it up pretty bad last night. She didn't realize the aftereffects of being crammed like a clown car at the circus....she can fold her fucking legs up and tuck them in her hatchet wound like landing gear now. E-Mail Me "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-01-2001 @ 3:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | yeah, isn't that amazing. she said she learned that from you. Except you shove your legs up your ass. what do you do with those fucking stubs you call ingrown toes? Proud staller of Gary Coleman Have you seen the dash button? | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 03-01-2001 @ 3:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Your mom uses them as pacifiers instead of that disease ridden thimble of a dick your father has. How did your sister enjoy being fucked in the eye last night? E-Mail Me "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants | ||||
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC | posted on 03-01-2001 @ 3:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | That does it you miniature fart-factory... The Verticly Challenged are no longer welcome at TFECsBar and Grill. You know what that means? NO ICE CREAM BARS FOR YOU!!! *Grabs his miniature castration knife, and starts chasing Frumpy around the room* "Come here, you wiry little shit, I want to make sure you can't breed with Metals Sister anymore!! NO! I am NOT a Goth Dude!! "It's hard to garble nawdle zous, With all these marbles in my mouth" E-Mail Me This message was edited by Lord Magus on 3-1-01 @ 3:55 PM | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 03-01-2001 @ 3:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Gee Sean... Give me some credit, this must be at least the 5th or 6th topic that I've started. Carry on tools. This is good.  Mentor to Snakebite and Whoremoan Little Salad Tossers: Lloyd Dobler and Jake Ryan  I have abducted Shot Girl as my newbie | ||||
| onehung lo434 | posted on 03-01-2001 @ 4:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | A pack of smokes and a beer for me Mr Magus sir (belated congrats)-I got 10 bucks on the midget;) | ||||
| KeeKee | posted on 03-01-2001 @ 4:28 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | Beer and nachos please... Hey Onehung I'll get in on that action...  This message was edited by KeeKee on 3-1-01 @ 4:30 PM | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 03-02-2001 @ 8:25 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Why is it that whenever Gump enters the thread, all I hear is....quote: E-Mail Me "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 03-02-2001 @ 8:39 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Metal, I got those pictures back from Photomat...Give ten bucks and I'll tear up the one with you, the donkey, the gallon of chocolate low fat ice cream and a guy that looks like Hitler wearing nothing but your...well you know the rest. corky:) Ventriliquist Detective [email protected] | ||||
| onehung lo434 | posted on 03-02-2001 @ 9:02 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: OK your on.. Now where the hell did Grumpy put those pills of his.. | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 03-02-2001 @ 9:13 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Cap'n...i'm surprised you could pull yourself away from another passionate night of fingerbanging the neighbor's cat to bring the pics in......but, if you'll notice...the donkey is your mom and the chocolate ice cream is the cleveland steamer I made for her....what you can't see is your sister using me as a sit and spin.... E-Mail Me "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 03-02-2001 @ 9:41 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Oh yeah! I wondered why they weren't home for Christmas. Hey Metal, why is it you guys with the little junk get all the women? And I wasn't fingerbanging the neighbor's cat, I was throwing pennies at your mom. She dances real purtty like! Ventriliquist Detective [email protected] | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-02-2001 @ 11:04 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Cap'n - It's not just the guys with little dicks that get all the girls. I get all the chicks I want. Metal - It's time for your prostate exam. Bend over. Now where did I put that cattle prod? Oh yeah, I left in magoo's ass last time. He told me he wanted an extended exam. I almost forgot metal. I got a letter from your grandmother last night. She sends her love and says that Jeromy Irons is taking "very good" care of her. I believe today she's going to try Houston's record for gang banging. She asked if you could send her your herpes medication by Fed-Ex. She think she's gonna need it. Proud staller of Gary Coleman Have you seen the dash button? | ||||
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