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Skeet Slambone
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 12:15 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Anyone else here hate martians?

GOD of PHUK
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 1:00 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Well, there is also the stereotype that spics and spooks
stand either on the corner or in front of bodegas
drinking beer. Another one is that all Catholic School
girls become sluts when they graduate. An opposing
and yet delicious Catholic School Girl stereotype is that
they've all tried some lesbianism. Yummy.


Grumpy's abusive daddy since
5/23/01


Adopted by Fez as of 5-13-01
GOD of PHUK
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 1:00 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Well, there is also the stereotype that spics and spooks
stand either on the corner or in front of bodegas
drinking beer. Another one is that all Catholic School
girls become sluts when they graduate. An opposing
and yet delicious Catholic School Girl stereotype is that
they've all tried some lesbianism. Yummy.


Grumpy's abusive daddy since
5/23/01


Adopted by Fez as of 5-13-01
KeeKee
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 6:49 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
I's is sooo sorry Mr. Buttmunch I was just trying
to play the game...ok ok how about this
Darkies = ignoramus wanna bes that like to do a
jig for the mans approval...did i do good now?

quote:

now go preach your pride to someone that
cares.



and yes kid I will "preach" to someone that cares
to have some.


Lt_Boogaloo
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 8:19 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I really enjoy the militant martian rhetoric. It makes my morning of crushing Jews and demanding Aryan purity oh so bearable. (Quick let's kill whitey for having ancestors who oppressed my ancestors)

If I'm 3/4 German, 1/4 Austrian, does that mean part of me surrenders to the other?

And the discussion of the colored left out the food stamps, welfare checks and the inordinate fascination with wasting that money on lottery tickets....god damn gambling savages.


(Oooh look, blue humor...)

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King f-tard
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 8:51 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
FMFB, where were you when I was still looking...

And KeeKee, what kind of 40 do you drink, I'll bring a few over with some weed and we can be lazy together.





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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 9:17 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
There is also this big myth that newbies can say and do whatever they want with no repercussions. That one's my favorite.



GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, give him some love.
Oh, and if you see Voyer bus window licker, kick him in the nuts for me.
He's spreading disease in a toilet near you.
GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 05-24-2001 @ 9:19 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Grk, do you have hairy arms?

My arms are fine thank you very much Sloat, im fortunate enough not to have that greek stereotype of dark hairy arms

quote:

What about turkish and greek people being kid touchers?


Oh sure a bunch of Turks start to like touching little kiddies and us Greeks get dragged into it...lol CLS you need a new hobby sweetie, you cant keep bringing my nationality down with yours because you like to touch the younguns "in their bad places" ;)




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Sephiroth
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 10:08 AM      
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Sloatsburgh
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 10:16 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Now that is just plain racist.

We were just discussing what attributes we thought people of a common background had.

We were not wishing any violence on anybody. This was just a socialogical discussion.

Take your hateful views else were.

Children who watch Anime and Violent Cartoons end up being violent and drop anvils on people's heads. Wonder why so many bridges collapse? Wile E. Coyote cartoons. Promotes bad engineering.





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I'm not your friend"


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Kid Afrika
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 10:22 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

We were just discussing what attributes we thought people of a common background had.

We were not wishing any violence on anybody. This was just a socialogical discussion.



Someone finally gets it, and it's fucking SLOATSBURG?!? What is happening to the intelligence level of this board?


What the FUCK are you looking at?

Now all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, pussy-eatin' cocksuckin' prankstas
When the shit jumps off what the fuck you gonna do
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta



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Grumpy
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posted on 05-24-2001 @ 10:26 AM      
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quote:

What about turkish and greek people being kid touchers?


hmmm..... now this one? I take offense to. I usually wait til they grow some hair on their body before I ...... oh wait. Did I say that out loud. Damn it, I always get that wrong......

Grk - LMAO, the Turks dragging the Greeks down has been going on for 500 years. Who are we really kidding? We've become interchangeable at this point. LMMFAO.

BTW KeeKee - I was wondering when you were gonna show up. I knew you would. Just couldn't figure out when.

Here's a true stereotype - Never ever ever piss off a black women. They can beat the crap out of you, and never think twice about it. Actually, this holds true for most women in general. ;)



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Buttmunch
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Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 10:28 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I's is sooo sorry Mr. Buttmunch I was just trying
to play the game...ok ok how about this
Darkies = ignoramus wanna bes that like to do a
jig for the mans approval...did i do good now?


Frankly, I'm not particularly partial to the jig. Get it? Jig? LOL Go ahead, ring the bell already.


Chef Corpse Boyardee brought the food!
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FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 10:42 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
If I may interject...

quote:

If I'm 3/4 German, 1/4 Austrian, does that mean part of me surrenders to the other?


Well yeah, you probably used to be 50-50 when you were a kid.

I'm Italian, Irish, French, Dutch, English, and 1/32 Cherokee thrown in for good measure.

So I'm a wine-loving, pasta-eating, organized-crime-involved, potato-farming snob toward Americans who wants to regain the northern portion of myself when I'm not too busy wearing clogs and sailing to the New World to take all the land away from myself.

And I want to be called an Italian-Irish-French-Dutch-English-1/32-Cherokee-American or else I'm suing you.

Lighten up, fuckers.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.

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Sloatsburgh
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 11:02 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Someone finally gets it, and it's fucking SLOATSBURG[sic]?!? What is happening to the intelligence level of this board?





I'm actually quite smart. "I just act this way to get chicks."

BTW, it looks like only one person didn't get it. We were all having fun. Stereotypes are equivalent to probabilities and trends. You can not use them on an indivual basis, but if you take a random sample, it is expected that those certain traits will be common with a lot/majority/few, but not all (i.e. Irish & red hair, O'Reilly's 70% of Black babies, etc....)

Finally, I grew near Buffalo (I'm a suburban cracker) and I love Grape soda, well Grape Crush, especially if it comes in those heavy refillable glass bottles. But that was the 70's. Still like Cherry Crush better, but if I see a Grape Crush in a glass bottle, I'm buying it.





"I use you for good board
I'm not your friend"


Guided by Dryblood.
Kid Afrika
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 11:24 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Even though black males age 12 to 24 represent 1.3% of the population,
the FBI's Uniform Crime Reports (UCR) 1992 data show that they
experienced 17.2% of single-victim homicides. This translates to a
homicide rate of 114.9 per 100,000 black males in this age range.

Black males age 12 to 24 were almost 14 times as likely to be homicide
victims as were members of the general population. The homicide rate
for older black males was 67.5 per 100,000 in 1992, 8 times that for the
general population.


According to statistics, I'm lucky to be alive.

Sloatsburgh, you are right. The idea behind this thread was actually to prove that stereotypes are silly, yet they do apply on a larger scale. It's not as if we all have an overwhelming urge to live up to stereotypes, but some are such generalizations that because of our culture, they will ring true.

There are certain things in life that are unavoidable, stereotyping is one of those things. While some would say that talking about them only perpetuates them, I say it shows how ridiculous they are. I mean c'mon, I can't dance, and I have a vertical leap of about 10". I don't speak in ebonics, and I can't run very fast (unless I'm being chased by the cops ;) ).


What the FUCK are you looking at?

Now all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, pussy-eatin' cocksuckin' prankstas
When the shit jumps off what the fuck you gonna do
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta



Download Your Own "No Clowns" Logo Here

King f-tard
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 11:47 AM      
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According to my parents I am 1/2 Jewish and 1/2 German, so does that mean I want to cook myself in an oven?

Stereotyping will always exist, because our society has been raised that way. Until the day comes where we as humans speak one language and live together in peace, you will always hear the darkie jokes, the kike jokes, and all the others. At least most people mean it in jest and are not serious about it. The ones that are, are the ones to stay away from. Making a joke about hating martians isnt all that funny, becuase if you hate blacks, you have problems that need help. At least thats my 2 cents. Back to ranting.





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I thought we were all just having fun...
GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 05-24-2001 @ 12:12 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

According to my parents I am 1/2 Jewish and 1/2 German, so does that mean I want to cook myself in an oven?



Ding Ding Ding Ding...omg dude that was definitely a time a to ring the bell


Who can say
if your love grows
as your heart chose
only time
And who can say
where the road goes
where the day flows
only time


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Sloatsburgh
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 2:30 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Someone finally gets it, and it's fucking SLOATSBURG[sic]?!? What is happening to the intelligence level of this board?



I think I finally get that comment..... I lean to one side and the board marches off in the opposite direction. I just never get how the board is going to react.....

As for the half Jewish/German.... That is common. Germany and Spain were the only countries in Europe that allowed Jews to own land. Yiddish is half Hebrew and half German.

Anyways, Germans don't bake their food. They either soak it in vinegar or grind it up. But if you have this overwhelming urge to shove your head in an oven, well that's a different story.... Just don't eat the "white marshmellows".


How about this stereotype: People without much money spend their money in a way that it appears that they have lots of money. For Example, spend $5,000 on a Honda, but $7,000 customizing it with sport panels, neon lights, stereo, tinting, aftermarker nonstandard turn signals, etc....





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I'm not your friend"


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posted on 05-24-2001 @ 2:34 PM      
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quote:

the Turks dragging the Greeks down has been going on for 500 years. Who are we really kidding? We've become interchangeable at this point.


LMMFAO - but grumpy what kind of turks would we be to end the long running trend of bringing down the greeks?

and grkqt i have plenty of hobbies thank you very much, but making fun of you anal-loving people is just so damn entertaining :) lol


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posted on 05-24-2001 @ 2:34 PM      
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Double post, i'm a tool

This message was edited by CriticsLoveSnatch on 5-24-01 @ 2:36 PM
GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 05-24-2001 @ 2:39 PM      
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quote:

Grk - LMAO, the Turks dragging the Greeks down has been going on for 500 years. Who are we really kidding? We've become interchangeable at this point. LMMFAO.


Bite your tongue Grump, you Turks could be so lucky to even try that clever rouse, Greeks=more gooder then Turks, plain and simple.

CLS - and you wonder why i hide from you...lol


Who can say
if your love grows
as your heart chose
only time
And who can say
where the road goes
where the day flows
only time


Adopted cuties: Two slots open...call me now


Sloatsburgh
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 2:43 PM      
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Here's a couple of rifles. Why don't both of you eliminate yourselves like the Israelies and Arabs want to do.





"I use you for good board
I'm not your friend"


Guided by Dryblood.
GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 05-24-2001 @ 2:47 PM      
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can we just both point them at your sloats...because that would be alot more fun


Who can say
if your love grows
as your heart chose
only time
And who can say
where the road goes
where the day flows
only time


Adopted cuties: Two slots open...call me now


CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 2:48 PM      
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quote:

Here's a couple of rifles. Why don't both of you eliminate yourselves like the Israelies and Arabs want to do.


for that to happen first grkqt would have to stop hiding from me ;)

sloatsburg you should feel special...people uniting after centuries of fighting just to kick your ass!


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"Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups"

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