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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Slacking 13 - Come and Join Americas Disfunctional Workforce | ||||
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| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:46 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00  | What's women's idea of fun? Who cares? Is she gonna blow me or what?!? I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!  [email protected] People say that I neglect my responsibilities But I don't mind cause I'll live longer. Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew. | ||||
| Ahlexus | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:48 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | quote: lmfao!  Escaped from Gilligan's Island | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Moron, could you lock up 12? It seems like the fun times have ended. I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!! [email protected] People say that I neglect my responsibilities But I don't mind cause I'll live longer. Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew. | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Women are like ...blue jeans They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced. ...political campaign contributors If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them. Afternoon tools.:) I'm bored. Something funny...I saw a truck with an Alaska liscense plate this morning. Just seemed out of place.  | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | What's a women's idea of fun? Swallowing ;-)  o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at [email protected] It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Why doesn't the mute button on the TV remote work on women? LOL E-Mail Me  Don't fear the reaper.... Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk. | ||||
| Ahlexus | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:01 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN: Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromate, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, angelicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship. HOW TO PLEASE A MAN: Show up naked.  Escaped from Gilligan's Island | ||||
| CantHandleMyBooty | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:07 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | quote: LMAO...that was cute!!  And the winter is looking fine. I think the sun will shine again. And i feel I've cleaned my mind. All the past is left behind again. I said Goodbye to Romance... | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: It's not that simple. It should read, show up naked, and get on knees. You women always try to take the easy way out ;-) o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at [email protected] It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| CantHandleMyBooty | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:18 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | quote: UGh...ur such a guy!! Grrr!! Our lovely presence should be enough!! And the winter is looking fine. I think the sun will shine again. And i feel I've cleaned my mind. All the past is left behind again. I said Goodbye to Romance... | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: Except, CHMB, in OAS case...he needs the additional time for teh Viagra to kick in ;-) (TOG) E-Mail Me Don't fear the reaper.... Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk. | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: ROTFLMFAO!! OAS, you are a dirty old man. This thread is just active today....not! Usually the first 3 or 4 pages goes by quick. I guess without Maynard posting 5 times a page it's bound to slow down.:) | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Yes CHMB it should be, but never seems to end there does it ;-) And it's time to start calling Metal the Rich Vos of the slacker thread. Same old joke, over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. Try some new material. BE MORE FUNNY! o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at [email protected] It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| CantHandleMyBooty | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:26 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | quote: LMAO...thanx for clearing that up Metal!! lol ;) And the winter is looking fine. I think the sun will shine again. And i feel I've cleaned my mind. All the past is left behind again. I said Goodbye to Romance... | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | quote:Busy elsewhere ;) ::wanders off limping:: :)  We won't pretend that this is the end | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:35 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | GW I don't look at it as dirty, just well, telling it like it is. Remember my motto Metal, Viagra, never have, never will! o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at [email protected] It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | So, is anybody else not doing a single productive thing while at work? I have only 1 project for the last 6 weeks I have left at work, but I can move that table in August. I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!! [email protected] People say that I neglect my responsibilities But I don't mind cause I'll live longer. Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew. | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Still in 12 huh? | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:45 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | It seems to have ended, the boys only wanted to play w/each other =P We won't pretend that this is the end | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: Yes, I am...I'm avoiding doing anything productive :-D E-Mail Me Don't fear the reaper.... Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk. | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Well kids, I'm outta here. Have a Little League District championship game to umpire. God help Americas national pastime. o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at [email protected] It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 4:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | quote:[littlekid]Mommy, where are you?[/littlekid] We won't pretend that this is the end | ||||
| Ahlexus | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 4:06 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | We are having the worst storm down here guys! I'll have to catch up with you slackers tomorrow. I'm outtie for tonight.Escaped from Gilligan's Island | ||||
| Black Lazerus | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 4:10 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | :comes in room with hate and fire in his eyes: :yells "hey has anyone seen King-Ftard i am going to rip hm a new a he took my beer and poured it on ladie not that pouring beer on ladie is wrong but he didn't ask: :sits on corner polishing Spade shovel: ok im out i will kill him tommorow "Yeah I am a asshole."So what's your point? This message was edited by Black Lazerus on 7-17-01 @ 4:15 PM | ||||
| HOSPITALIANO | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 4:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Come on people, feel the love. BL, Breathe in with the good air, and exhale with the bad air. Can I get you some herbal tea? "You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials E-Mail Me Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M. There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat. | ||||
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