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CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
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I shall call him mini-FTL		posted on 11-01-2001 @ 1:05 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
Geeeeeesh, take a leave of absence off the board for a little while and my position gets replaced. Sean, you could have at least got a decent looking whore for my spot. LMFAO

straw there are quite a few people running for your title of attention whore...we're thinking of having the attention whore primaries on november 6th :) lol

i think i know who my vote goes to.


I want to bleed, show the world all that I have inside
I want to show you all my pain...
I want to scream, let the blood flow that keeps me alive
I want to make you feel the same...
Dan-O
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 1:07 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
1. Hoo hoo, I was posting simply to tear into Joe Soprano before it was cool...

2. Thanks to SLASH, Seph and Kid, and my condolences to the latter 2 on that great thread... :)

3. Refer to crx's quote above -- let's give this 24 hours and see how many people are actively annoyed by Joe. [cartman]I really hate you Kyle.[/cartman] Come on folks, he'll never get it if we don't lay it out there to his feeble mind.

Let's put it this way Joe. I could go through each of your posts (not just in this thread) and disprove or refute everything you say, point by point, even explaining why something is not in fact funny. (Maybe another time.) You really know nothing and don't get it, and trust me, Kid, Seph, Sean, Slash et al. do.

Now here's something nice. IMO, your ONLY value here is a fairly encyclopedic O&A knowledge. Bit clarifications or recollections are your only worthwhile posts. If you're looking to cut down, cut down to that.

And for god's sake, calling a truce less than an hour after posting a Fight Club thread??? jeez... like I said earlier, wait a little bit before jumping to conclusions. And think. Oh yeah, that hasn't worked so far.


"If it wasn't for the weed, I don't think I'd get nothin' done!" -- Snoop Dogg, "The Daily Show"
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 11-01-2001 @ 2:30 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
just tonight, Ants in my Pants claims he laughed at one of my posts
I hereby retract my laugh and request that it be stricken from the record.
quote:
if anything, it was a mercy chuckle you fuckin tool.
Actually, Sean, it might have just been gas. I had chinese food for dinner.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!"
Cranky Ass
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 7:57 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
CRXgirl, I hope that sig and name of yours is a joke. You don't actually celebrate the fact you drive a jacked up CRX, do you?

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ACK (Anthony Cumia) + 2.15 ... OPIE (Opie Hughes) - 0.30 ... FAG (Rick Delgado) + 5.15 ... EARL (Black Earl) - 10.15 ... TWTO (Sandy Cane) - 23.15 ... PRST (Pornstars Not Getting Naked) - 66.15 ... GOAT (Jim Bruer) + 29.15 ... MBOP (Andrew Dice Clay) - 14.15 ... MOHR (Jay Mohr) + 5.15 ... PEDO (Jim Norton) + 25.15
Ken'sPen
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Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 11-01-2001 @ 9:24 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I generally don't like to comment on people's posting style, since mine seems to rub enough people the wrong way. A Joe S. lame joke is one of the things that tells me all is right in the world. But Joe the one thing I would say, is that the sheer volume of your bad jokes takes on an accumulated negative effect. You should try not to make up for a lack of quality with quanity.

Maynard
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 11:48 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Me too.

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 11-01-2001 @ 3:16 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
I like cranky's idea. My first nominee for people that I would go away would be ummm...Cranky Ass. Kind of ironic isnt it?



I'm not afraid of anything in this world
There's nothing you can throw at me that I haven't already heard
I'm just trying to find A decent melody
A song that I can sing, in my own company-U2

Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 3:41 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
And the recent dissing of Cranky Ass just proved a point - that I'm not the only one who gets a share of your wrath


You see, imbicile, the difference between what I said to you and what I said to CA is that I was joking with Cranky and he knew it. Do not assume you know what and why I posted something you half a fag. I am sooooo letting you walk on this one, so chose your next words rather carefuly, putz. I am no longer even remotly fucking around with you.

And That's The Bottom Line......


E-Mail Me


I am Jack's total lack of suprise.




NewYorkDragons80
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 4:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
JS, what does K1d fucking a woman to Stern have to do with people not liking you?

And K1d, having sex with a woman with Stern in the background probably means she isn't much in the class department.

"THOSE BASTARDS"
-Norman Schwartzkoff

“May God bless us in this trial, comfort us, strengthen our resolve, and make our justice as terrible and certain as His.”
-Senator John McCain
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.		posted on 11-01-2001 @ 4:29 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I've been called an amateur by a guy that wouldn't know funny if it walked up and kicked him in the junk.

I'm very hurt and injured, and they stole my shoes.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
No more droogs for me, for adoption is over.
Noellevious.... she's made me so proud. Viddy well, little brother... err, sister.
NewYorkDragons80
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 5:12 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
quote:
I'm very hurt and injured, and they stole my shoes.

Not to mention your glasses

"THOSE BASTARDS"
-Norman Schwartzkoff

“May God bless us in this trial, comfort us, strengthen our resolve, and make our justice as terrible and certain as His.”
-Senator John McCain
Cranky Ass
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 5:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

My first nominee for people that I would go away, Cranky Ass.


Thanks Faceboy, I am proud to be on the list of people that would like to see you go away. Wow, are you psychic or something?

________________




Read Me On Foundry | Listen To Me On RonFez.net Radio | AIM Me | E-Mail Me

Support Firemen, Red Cross, United Way, Salvation Army, and everyone else helping restore peace.

I like sports because I enjoy knowing that many of these macho atheletes have to vomit before a big game. Any guy who takes a job where you gotta puke first is my kind of guy.....Sties are caused by watching your dog shit.....We're all fucked. It helps to remember that.....If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.....Most people are not particularly good at anything.....Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.....I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconcious.....The only good thing to come out of religion was the music.....There ought to be at least one round state.....In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.....Why can't there be more suffering?.....Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?.....I almost don't feel the way I do.....There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.....Fuck soccer moms.....Human beings are kind of interesting from birth until they reach the age of a year and a half. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. By that time they're either completely defeated and fucked up, which makes them interesting again, or they've learned how to beat the game, and that makes them interesting too.....The bigger they are, the worse they smell.....No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.....Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.....There is now a Starbucks(c) in my pants.....Carlin is God.....
ACK (Anthony Cumia) + 2.15 ... OPIE (Opie Hughes) - 0.30 ... FAG (Rick Delgado) + 5.15 ... EARL (Black Earl) - 10.15 ... TWTO (Sandy Cane) - 23.15 ... PRST (Pornstars Not Getting Naked) - 66.15 ... GOAT (Jim Bruer) + 29.15 ... MBOP (Andrew Dice Clay) - 14.15 ... MOHR (Jay Mohr) + 5.15 ... PEDO (Jim Norton) + 25.15

This message was edited by Cranky Ass on 11-1-01 @ 6:22 PM
Cranky Ass
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 6:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Not to mention your glasses


So you could have them, sir, please, thank you?

I'm suing this thread for punitive damages, dammit.

________________




Read Me On Foundry | Listen To Me On RonFez.net Radio | AIM Me | E-Mail Me

Support Firemen, Red Cross, United Way, Salvation Army, and everyone else helping restore peace.

I like sports because I enjoy knowing that many of these macho atheletes have to vomit before a big game. Any guy who takes a job where you gotta puke first is my kind of guy.....Sties are caused by watching your dog shit.....We're all fucked. It helps to remember that.....If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.....Most people are not particularly good at anything.....Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.....I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconcious.....The only good thing to come out of religion was the music.....There ought to be at least one round state.....In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.....Why can't there be more suffering?.....Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?.....I almost don't feel the way I do.....There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.....Fuck soccer moms.....Human beings are kind of interesting from birth until they reach the age of a year and a half. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. By that time they're either completely defeated and fucked up, which makes them interesting again, or they've learned how to beat the game, and that makes them interesting too.....The bigger they are, the worse they smell.....No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.....Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.....There is now a Starbucks(c) in my pants.....Carlin is God.....
ACK (Anthony Cumia) + 2.15 ... OPIE (Opie Hughes) - 0.30 ... FAG (Rick Delgado) + 5.15 ... EARL (Black Earl) - 10.15 ... TWTO (Sandy Cane) - 23.15 ... PRST (Pornstars Not Getting Naked) - 66.15 ... GOAT (Jim Bruer) + 29.15 ... MBOP (Andrew Dice Clay) - 14.15 ... MOHR (Jay Mohr) + 5.15 ... PEDO (Jim Norton) + 25.15
Kid Afrika
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 8:30 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
And K1d, having sex with a woman with Stern in the background probably means she isn't much in the class department.

Well, I won't deny that, but I got laid.


And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you.

Faceman says I'm an "a-hold".


FoundryMusicJJ
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division		posted on 11-01-2001 @ 9:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:
If you want to prove your humor to your self, start an EZBoard (hoo hoo).


Id be mad at that comment if i didnt think it was funny. lol

quote:
Well, I won't deny that, but I got laid.


Dude, sex is sex, it dont matter what was goin on in the background or what music or talk show you were listening to.




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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 11-01-2001 @ 11:52 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I got laid while an infomercial for DD7 was on in the background. Am I as pathetic as Kid A? ;)





I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 11-02-2001 @ 12:32 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:
Am I as pathetic as Kid A?


There is really no need to compare irish. You are both equally pathetic in your own little way. Although kid does make nice sig pics. What do you have going for you?



I'm not afraid of anything in this world
There's nothing you can throw at me that I haven't already heard
I'm just trying to find A decent melody
A song that I can sing, in my own company-U2

Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone. 		posted on 11-02-2001 @ 1:23 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
There is really no need to compare irish...What do you have going for you?
Well...
For starters...
He does have a certain...Um...
Dumbo-esque charm...:)


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
Like a fly to doo doo,You need me like a bird needs wings,Or little bunny fufu who needs to bop the field mice,So all the kids can sing...




IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 11-02-2001 @ 1:34 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
What do you have going for you?


I can suck the dust out of a vaccuum, Face. Just in case you were interested. ;)

Thanks for the compliment Sluggo...I'll let you use them as handle bars the next time we "meat."






I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 11-02-2001 @ 1:41 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
CRXgirl, I hope that sig and name of yours is a joke. You don't actually celebrate the fact you drive a jacked up CRX, do you?
hmmmmm, this sounds familiar. maybe because you kept trying to make fun of my car before you got banned that last time. don't you have anything better to do? and for the record, no i don't drive a jacked up crx.



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Cranky Ass
posted on 11-04-2001 @ 2:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
So it is a joke?

Yes, i'm back and making fun of CRXes once again! :)

________________




Read Me On Foundry | Listen To Me On RonFez.net Radio | AIM Me | E-Mail Me

Support Firemen, Red Cross, United Way, Salvation Army, and everyone else helping restore peace.

I like sports because I enjoy knowing that many of these macho atheletes have to vomit before a big game. Any guy who takes a job where you gotta puke first is my kind of guy.....Sties are caused by watching your dog shit.....We're all fucked. It helps to remember that.....If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.....Most people are not particularly good at anything.....Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.....I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconcious.....The only good thing to come out of religion was the music.....There ought to be at least one round state.....In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.....Why can't there be more suffering?.....Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?.....I almost don't feel the way I do.....There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.....Fuck soccer moms.....Human beings are kind of interesting from birth until they reach the age of a year and a half. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. By that time they're either completely defeated and fucked up, which makes them interesting again, or they've learned how to beat the game, and that makes them interesting too.....The bigger they are, the worse they smell.....No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.....Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.....There is now a Starbucks(c) in my pants.....Carlin is God.....
ACK (Anthony Cumia) + 2.15 ... OPIE (Opie Hughes) - 0.30 ... FAG (Rick Delgado) + 5.15 ... EARL (Black Earl) - 10.15 ... TWTO (Sandy Cane) - 23.15 ... PRST (Pornstars Not Getting Naked) - 66.15 ... GOAT (Jim Bruer) + 29.15 ... MBOP (Andrew Dice Clay) - 14.15 ... MOHR (Jay Mohr) + 5.15 ... PEDO (Jim Norton) + 25.15


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