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RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 02-08-2002 @ 4:58 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Why of course Trish. Mike and Mandingo here think they can take on Grk and I and actually win. LMMFAO. So apparantly, Ants thinks the same and wants a shot when we are done with these two. That or he really just wants to roll around with the 2 of us, on the slight chance he and Alkey will rub against each other or something.



I LOVE THE MORON
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 02-08-2002 @ 10:21 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Ants,
I think you are confused. This is an Intergender match. Now you with the Vag, and Alkey with....Alkey...., are more suited to the Transgender Championship.

Best of luck in the endeavor.

Luna if you need any help warming up for the match let me know.
You could practice the application of the stink face on me ;)

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 02-08-2002 @ 12:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

you better be ready, cause your asses will be hurting.
Anal?
quote:

Ants,
I think you are confused. This is an Intergender match. Now you with the Vag, and Alkey with....Alkey...., are more suited to the Transgender Championship.
But there's no competition there. Find us two chicks with dicks, and we'll be ready to throw down.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

"Spoo" is "oops" spelled backwards. But it's more than just that. It was a powerful movement, a revolution if you will. It was truly ahead of its time. One man is responsible for this movement. This man had a vision. He created spoo with his bare hands and molded it into a force to be reckoned with. This man's name is IrishAlkey. Know him, appreciate his contributions to our society, for life as we know it would not be the same if it were not for him and his brilliant vision. Love the Alkey, embrace him with all your heart. Give the man his respect. Give him a hug. Lick his huge left ear. Rub his bald head. Long live the Alkey, and may God bless his soul.
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 02-08-2002 @ 1:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
I seem to remember funbags claiming to have a penis, which scared me prior to our Homecoming Dance date, and MYLF claimed balls in the What's in your pants thread.....game on.

Cancer Mike
Moonlights as "Cancer Michelle"
posted on 02-08-2002 @ 3:12 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
Grk and Rape:
Your Role? KNOW IT!
Your Mouth? SHUT IT!
Your Asses? BRING IT!

Ants:
These Bitches ain't making it through Tuesday! You better look for two other chicks to face.

Down with SPOOOO!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 02-08-2002 @ 3:48 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Two fuzzy-headed big-eared Irish drunks that are waiting in the wings to put a hurting on your asses. Brrrrring it.


If that doesn't put fear into the hearts of small children everywhere, I don't know what the fuck will.
Ants, you want the pink tights or the yellow ones?






I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 02-08-2002 @ 5:39 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Rape and Grk, IF you somehow manage to defeat the dynamic and dangerous duo of Cancer Mike and Mangino, know that you will face a greater challenge. That's right... me and Alkey. Two fuzzy-headed big-eared Irish drunks that are waiting in the wings to put a hurting on your asses. Brrrrring it.
lmao wow you're kidding right, Rape and I will get to make 4 guys cry that night!!! Rape and I aka The A-Team (i think you can figure out what the A stands for) will give you and Alk a beat down as well, with no break after wiping the floor with Mikey and Manjunkino...puhlease

quote:

Grk and Rape:
Your Role? KNOW IT!
Your Mouth? SHUT IT!
Your Asses? BRING IT!
Ohhhhhh looks like someone needs a nice warm glass of Shut the Hell Up!!!

or I could quote the rock too and say you need a glass of shut up juice, but that line was awful when he used it.


No one looked...as I walked by
Just an invitation would have been just fine
Said no to him...again and again
First he took my heart...then he ran

prf102k
posted on 02-08-2002 @ 5:43 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
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DICK. -FTL

This message was edited by FollowThisLogic on 2-8-02 @ 7:07 PM
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 02-08-2002 @ 5:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
we could have figured out that you are a dumbass with just a couple of question marks...you didnt need 500.


No one looked...as I walked by
Just an invitation would have been just fine
Said no to him...again and again
First he took my heart...then he ran

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 02-08-2002 @ 5:52 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
prf102k, you fucked up the page! You're next. (EDIT: Thanks FTL)



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

"Spoo" is "oops" spelled backwards. But it's more than just that. It was a powerful movement, a revolution if you will. It was truly ahead of its time. One man is responsible for this movement. This man had a vision. He created spoo with his bare hands and molded it into a force to be reckoned with. This man's name is IrishAlkey. Know him, appreciate his contributions to our society, for life as we know it would not be the same if it were not for him and his brilliant vision. Love the Alkey, embrace him with all your heart. Give the man his respect. Give him a hug. Lick his huge left ear. Rub his bald head. Long live the Alkey, and may God bless his soul.



This message was edited by Ants in My Pants on 2-9-02 @ 2:00 AM
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 1:36 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Grk and Rape:
Your Role? KNOW IT!
Your Mouth? SHUT IT!
Your Asses? BRING IT!

I know my role, and it is to fuck your ass up!!! Shut my mouth? Then how the hell am I supposed talk shit, silly? And we all know my ass is always ready.



I LOVE THE MORON
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 1:50 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

And we all know my ass is always ready.


ANAL MONSTAR!11!






I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 1:54 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

ANAL MONSTAR!11!

Is that a bad thing?



I LOVE THE MORON
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 1:59 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I know my role, and it is to fuck your ass
Nice.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

"Spoo" is "oops" spelled backwards. But it's more than just that. It was a powerful movement, a revolution if you will. It was truly ahead of its time. One man is responsible for this movement. This man had a vision. He created spoo with his bare hands and molded it into a force to be reckoned with. This man's name is IrishAlkey. Know him, appreciate his contributions to our society, for life as we know it would not be the same if it were not for him and his brilliant vision. Love the Alkey, embrace him with all your heart. Give the man his respect. Give him a hug. Lick his huge left ear. Rub his bald head. Long live the Alkey, and may God bless his soul.
Cancer Mike
Moonlights as "Cancer Michelle"
posted on 02-10-2002 @ 1:23 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
I can't believe I'm teaming with "The Mangino" to take on the Anal Monsters at ScuffleMania!!!!

LIVE ON PAY-PER-VIEW!!!!

Down with SPOOOO!
Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 02-10-2002 @ 2:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Fucking figures! Last time out at Bar 9 sucked and now that I'm not going this time there is gonna be a huge battle royal. I never win.
I guess it's probably a good thing because if I did, me and the Little Lantern Guy would wipe you all out and then there would be no one left to go support Brother Joe.



"Beat me if you can. Survive if I let you." - Taz (ECW)

Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 12:28 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Hey....doesnt the big ass night of fights need an undercard????

I am the master of the clit.When you see this face you think clit. I get up in that shit yo!
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 5:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
I am preparing myself now, so be afraid, be very afraid.



I LOVE THE MORON
Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 7:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Grk has backed out of tonights match cause of an "alleged" injury!I dont think Rape wil have an objection about taking on me and Mike at the same time. DONT JUST SING IT.....BRING IT!

President of the Rich Vos fan club!
Cancer Mike
Moonlights as "Cancer Michelle"
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 8:40 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
Once again the Undisputed Intergender Champion has come out on top. I give credit to Grk and Rape. Mostly Rape. Grk was smart enough to know that she was in over her head so she never bothered showing up.
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 8:50 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
yeah i saw his face last night, he was so releaved you didnt show up grk :p

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 12:29 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Mike was too much of a pussy to fight me alone. He'd rather say he won even though I was unknowingly forfeited. It's on next time, bitch!



I LOVE THE MORON
Cancer Mike
Moonlights as "Cancer Michelle"
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 11:12 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

It's on next time, bitch!
Haven't gotten enough? I will destroy you! I am the greatest Intergender Champion of all time, I have done the impossible and unified the titles. Kicking your ass would be nothing more than a work-out too me. I want serious competition. I want a main-event level competitor!


< I LoAtH thE SykoChiK ! ! >
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 11:28 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
i fucking love that sig pic, i cant get enough

mike, you look like this guy i used to know, its kinda scary

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid and DANKED...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
Cancer Mike
Moonlights as "Cancer Michelle"
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 3:10 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
In honor of Valintine's Day, No beatings today!!!
Happy Valintine's Day to all my Bitches!!!


< I LoAtH thE SykoChiK ! ! >


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