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darthziggy
Isles fan for life
posted on 04-21-2002 @ 2:44 AM      
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Kings over the Wings last year. It can happen, especially getting the crowd into it at the Coliseum once again, which will definitely help - not to mention being the fuck away from the center of the Toronto media for a few days; apparently the 2 big TO papers are sending 10 or so reporters combined just to cover the games. That's a lot of journalistic pressure. They'll get back to the island, relax a bit, and take it from there.


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JohnSlack
posted on 04-21-2002 @ 10:30 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

two questions
between the Isles and Rangers who was the
last team to
1) win a cup?
2) win a playoff game?

thank you and good night




Too bad I'm not an Islander fan - The Devils
have been in existance (not as the rockies) for
how long? and they have how many cups? tsk
tsk...






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with a bell."
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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 04-21-2002 @ 10:41 AM      
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I love to watch NY fans bicker.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

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darthziggy
Isles fan for life
posted on 04-21-2002 @ 11:47 AM      
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Also, 77-78, the Leafs did it against the Isles, losing the first 2 and winning 4 of the next 5 to take the series in 7.
DIG, is that because you Flyers fans have nothing to defend except a cup run in 97 in which you were spanked and anally raped by the Red Wings? Or maybe because the Flyers only have 2 cups in their history.
Also, Slack, 2 cups since 81 is good, but 4 in the first 11 years of a franchise is better. Took the Rangers 69 years to get their fourth, and who knows how long it'll take the Devs to get another one.


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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 04-21-2002 @ 11:59 AM      
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quote:

DIG, is that because you Flyers fans have nothing to defend except a cup run in 97 in which you were spanked and anally raped by the Red Wings? Or maybe because the Flyers only have 2 cups in their history.


I definitely don't need to defend the Flyers' Francise to fucking Islander fans. Look at what the Flyers have done over the past ten years or so compared to what the Isle has done. The Islanders are a side show hockey team in NY just like the Mets and the Clippers in LA.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

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darthziggy
Isles fan for life
posted on 04-21-2002 @ 12:14 PM      
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I've said it again, but...
3 words

Tonelli to Nystrom
You're right, they have a better team over the past 8 years, but what do they have to show for it? A few division titles and one conference title. If you compare even further back, even the entire histories of these fairly young clubs, you'll find there's no comparison.


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rageparty
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I also have an imaginary girlfriend.
posted on 04-21-2002 @ 2:43 PM      
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When it comes to fairly young clubs, there's actually no comparison to the Oilers, so shut up about your little dynasty. Funny how you have to go back to the 80's to talk smack to us. And I know you're going to say it's funny how we have to go back 50 years to our second last Cup, well, how about winning a playoff game for a change?? As for the Devils, they kick ass no doubt about it but there's only one way to go when you're at the top.... And that's down!




2002 Crack Committee Objectives:


1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year


2. Hate the Braves with a passion


3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year


4. Mets win World Series!!!

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posted on 04-21-2002 @ 7:29 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

between the Isles and Rangers who


4 for the Rangers in 75 years.
4 for the Isles in 30 years.
quote:

so Tequila how about some examples of teams coming back from a 2-0 defecite??

2000 - No. 7 Los Angeles defeats No. 2 Detroit, 4-2
1999 - No. 2 Colorado defeats No. 3 Detroit 4-2


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This message was edited by Tequila on 4-21-02 @ 7:33 PM
rageparty
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I also have an imaginary girlfriend.
posted on 04-21-2002 @ 7:54 PM      
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quote:

between the Isles and Rangers who



Hasn't won a playoff game in almost a decade?




2002 Crack Committee Objectives:


1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year


2. Hate the Braves with a passion


3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year


4. Mets win World Series!!!

JohnSlack
posted on 04-21-2002 @ 10:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

I definitely don't need to defend the
Flyers' Francise to fucking Islander fans. Look
at what the Flyers have done over the past ten
years or so compared to what the Isle has
done. The Islanders are a side show hockey
team in NY just like the Mets and the Clippers
in LA.



Geez - the flyers beat the sabres in the first
round for a couple years and you act like they
are world beaters. Say it with me staaaaanley
cuuuup.....come on... staaaaanley cuuup...

So I take it the 76ers are no longer the philly
frontrunners' choice. now its the flyers? aren't
people from philly going to dump them after
they loose two playoff games and start rooting
for phillies? Or is it time for "who cares as
long as the eagles are good" yet?

PS- great draft picks, eagles - draft players at
the only positions you are already strong at..





"Philly: It's Camden -
with a bell."
- Jim Norton
I swear it was this big
Tussle King
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 10:37 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

Hasn't won a playoff game in almost a decade?


Well, when your owners are greedy fucks and your total payroll comes out to about $24.95, it isn't easy winning, much less being competitive. The Islanders had no money to work with in the past. So they had to do with what they had, which wasn't a lot. Now they have some financial backing, and look what it does. True, they probably won't get by Toronto. They may even get swept. But they have to lose before they learn how to win. I'm proud of what they accomplished this year. And the future looks bright for them.

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Missile Command
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 2:59 PM      
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quote:


2000 - No. 7 Los Angeles defeats No. 2 Detroit, 4-2



i believe that was 2001
you also forgot the devils beating the bruins in 94(?) after dropping 2-0



See you space cowboy...

Tequila
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posted on 04-22-2002 @ 6:17 PM      
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quote:

Hasn't won a playoff game in almost a decade

Who hasnt made the playoff in 5 years with an avg of the 3rd highest payroll in the league


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Tequila
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posted on 04-24-2002 @ 10:02 PM      
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ALL TIED UP MOTHERBITCHES!!!!!!!!!!


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Francine Banger
posted on 04-24-2002 @ 10:38 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
As I said from the beginning.

Leafs in 6

Menino
posted on 04-25-2002 @ 12:49 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
yeh lets still pretend the Isles actually deserved to win the game tonight. Winning the game on a penalty shot is a win but lets be honest its a giftwrapped win. Its a BS call in that situation. I know the Isle fans will still take it bec theyre such a desparate bunch, how long has it been now? about 20 years. At least the devil fans know what the stanley cup is like and you gotta respect them for that but Isle fans have only seen it in the press guide at the mauseleum




This message was edited by Menino on 4-25-02 @ 12:57 AM
I swear it was this big
Tussle King
posted on 04-25-2002 @ 8:51 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

yeh lets still pretend the Isles actually deserved to win the game tonight. Winning the game on a penalty shot is a win but lets be honest its a giftwrapped win. Its a BS call in that situation. I know the Isle fans will still take it bec theyre such a desparate bunch, how long has it been now? about 20 years. At least the devil fans know what the stanley cup is like and you gotta respect them for that but Isle fans have only seen it in the press guide at the mauseleum


It's funny. If it was the Rangers in place of the Isles and the same situation occured, every Ranger fan on this planet would be saying it's a legit call. It's OK, I don't expect anything less.

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JohnSlack
posted on 04-25-2002 @ 9:07 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
As a neutral (devils fan) 3rd party, I have to say
that call was legit. He made no attempt at the
puck and just took his skates out. Textbook
penalty shot call.
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 04-25-2002 @ 9:26 AM      
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quote:

Winning the game on a penalty shot is a win but lets be honest its a giftwrapped win.


How can you fucking say that? There were over 70 penalty shots in the league this year and only 11 goals. You are an asshole if you think that was a giftwrap goal.

And you point about the Isles only knowing what the cup looks like is from a press guide. Another lame attempt to make the Rangers look better for buying the cup in '94. Good luck on the golf course and in the playoffs in 2048.


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Francine Banger
posted on 04-25-2002 @ 1:53 PM      
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quote:

As a neutral (devils fan) 3rd party, I have to say
that call was legit. He made no attempt at the
puck and just took his skates out. Textbook
penalty shot call.



Thats all nice and dandy, but your leaving out a nice little important thing. You have to be on a CLEAR CUT breakaway, Not be breaking in from the side, while the guy the defender is parallel or a stride or 2 behind him.

By your definition their could be 8 guys in the zone, a guy could get cut in front of the net and get tripped down and it would be a Penalty Shot.

I dont care if it happened against the Rangers or not. if it happened against the Rangers, I would have said the Rangers got a break and Ill take it.

And give Bates credit, that was a hell of a shot to come through in that situation. obviously he proved that when it comes to penalty shots, Bates is a Master.

the golf joke about the Rangers really hurts deeply, and yeah the Rangers bought a cup, and the Islanders will not even though the owners finally spend some money and now they are good, but it will be ok right?

By the way it is oK, thats what you have to do to win, I dont criticize the Islanders or anybody for "Buying" the cup. If the Rangers "Bought" the Cup, than The Redwings did, Avalanche did, Stars did, Devils did, Flyers did. ooooops that one doesnt work.

If you dont spend money your not going to win.

I swear it was this big
Tussle King
posted on 04-25-2002 @ 2:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

TORONTO -- Maple Leafs captain and leading scorer Mats Sundin will miss the rest of the playoffs with a broken left wrist.

Sundin was hit by a puck in Game 1 of the first-round series against the New York Islanders and is now "out indefinitely," Toronto coach and general manager Pat Quinn said Thursday.

The Leafs won the first two games of the best-of-seven series, but the Islanders have tied it 2-2. Game 5 is Friday in Toronto.

"We have to have other guys step up," Quinn said. "We have to suck it up and go at it."

Toronto recalled Alexei Ponikarovsky from AHL club St. John's to replace Sundin on the roster.

Sundin had team highs of 41 goals and 39 assists during the regular season.

He was given shots to freeze his injured wrist before the second and third games of the series. Sundin skated in the warmup before Game 4 but stayed in the dressing room during the game.

Mikael Renberg, who has a left hamstring injury, also was unable to play in Game 4 and he might miss Game 5.


This is all bad for Toronto. Even if they make it past the Isles, they won't go much further without Sundin. He is their leading scorer, as well as the heart and soul of the team. I give the man major kudos for playing in games 2 & 3 with a broken wrist.

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JohnSlack
posted on 04-25-2002 @ 3:42 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Thats all nice and dandy, but your
leaving out a nice little important thing. You
have to be on a CLEAR CUT breakaway, Not
be breaking in from the side, while the guy the
defender is parallel or a stride or 2 behind
him.


he barely caught him with his stick, he was a
body and stick length behind him. Bid deal he
didn't come at the net head on. He was wide
open and was taken down from behind by the
only defender. Penalty shot. period.





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with a bell."
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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 04-25-2002 @ 5:59 PM      
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This was taken from ESPN.COM

quote:

Penalty shot: Certain penalties result in a player being allowed to skate in unimpeded on the goalie for a shot. Once the player crosses the blue line, he cannot make any backward movement. The call is under the referee's discretion; it is a judgment call. Penalty shots are awarded when:

1. A defending player deliberately dislodges the net from its moorings during a breakaway.

2. A defending player intentionally dislodges the net from its moorings when the penalty cannot be served in its entirety during regulation time.

3. There is a deliberate and illegal substitution when a penalty cannot be served in its entirety during regulation time.

4. There is a foul from behind on breakaway.

5. A player falls on the puck in the goal crease.

6. A player picks up the puck in the goal crease with his hand.

7. Throwing or shooting of object at puck in defending zone.

8. A player on a breakaway is interfered with by an object shot or thrown by defending team.

9. A player on a breakaway is interfered with by player who has illegally entered game.


quote:

Breakaway: A play in which a puck carrier moves in alone on the opposing goalie.


Looked to me like he had everyone beat and was tripped from behind. If he wasnt tripped from behind he would have been one-on-one with the goalie.


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posted on 04-25-2002 @ 6:29 PM      
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I don't really care if it was a good or bad call. Joseph sucked that game, so you Isles fans can celebrate all you want, just keep in mind this is a best of 7 series not a "Whoever wins on a shitty call" series...




2002 Crack Committee Objectives:

:-P

1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year

:)

2. Hate the Braves with a passion

:confused:

3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year

:-D

4. Mets win World Series!!!

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 04-25-2002 @ 6:35 PM      
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quote:

just keep in mind this is a best of 7 series

Thats what I said after game 1 when all the Ranger fans said it was over.


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