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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: How talented are Opie and Anthony? | ||||
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Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan. | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 2:01 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00  | quote: I say 29 pages ago myself. That's why it's going to die.  | ||||
| donotkidme | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 4:18 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01 | quote: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Complaints? Too bad! | ||||
| HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 6:45 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | you can fry bananas | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 7:57 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Ticket passengers only beyond this point. American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| donotkidme | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 8:59 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01 | when i flew to barbados they made me take off my shoes at security Complaints? Too bad! | ||||
| FirstTime LongTime | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 9:12 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | quote: I would have strip searched you... Kindest Regards, Your Name | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 10:52 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | i might not go to bar 9 since i feel sick "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 10:57 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | quote:Don't you do it... I got no place else to go.... I got no place else to go... Can't ya just see the spit flying from richard gere's lips?  Thanks to RonRon5477 for sig modifications. Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| Suzie I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be. | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 11:22 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00 | Is this too big to be my new sig pic? | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 11:26 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | Excuse Notes Written To School Teachers -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "My son is under the doctor's care and should not take P.E. today," wrote a parent. "Please execute him." "Please excuse Mary for being absent," wrote another parent. "She was sick and I had her shot." These drastic measures were inadvertently taken in notes written by parents to excuse their children's absences from school. In all fairness to pupils throughout the land, I must point out that slaughtering the English language is a practice that is not limited opnly to students. An astonishing number of grownups blithely go about murdering the King's English without any inkling that they are committing a serious crime. If you think that today's students aren't learning all they should, check out some of the writing miscreated by their moms and dads. the following are actual excuse notes received by teachers. Dear School: Please eckuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32,and also 33. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating. Pleazse excuse Roland from P.E. for a few day. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. Mary could not come to school because she has been bothered by very close veins. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (several mispellings of diarrhea crossed out) the shits. Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak. Irving was absent this morning because he missed his bust. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear. Please excuse Harriet for missing school yesterday. We forget to get the Sunday paper off the porch. and when we found it Monday,we thought it was Sunday. Please excuse my son's tardiness. I forgot to wake him up and I did not find him till I started making the beds. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend a funeral. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent the weekend with the Marine's. Please excuse Mary from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover. Please excuse Burma, she had been sick and under the doctor. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat,headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the berst either, sore throat and fever. There must be the flu going around school, her father even got hot last night. WHATEVER BEN -----------------------------------------------  I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE "And he will raise you up on eagles wings, hear you on the breath of dawn, make you to shine like the sun and hold you in the palm of his hands" | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 11:39 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Questions meets Stupidity and we get this... fuckin great, the new lows it has sunk to. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 11:43 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | quote:Ha Ha :P Thanks to RonRon5477 for sig modifications. Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 11:48 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity WHATEVER BEN ----------------------------------------------- I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE "And he will raise you up on eagles wings, hear you on the breath of dawn, make you to shine like the sun and hold you in the palm of his hands" | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 12:04 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:Yes.  | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 12:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | pubes WHATEVER BEN ----------------------------------------------- I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE "And he will raise you up on eagles wings, hear you on the breath of dawn, make you to shine like the sun and hold you in the palm of his hands" | ||||
| OAAWITE | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 12:28 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Does anyone else pull really long hairs out of their ass? Every once in a while when I'm washing things out in the shower, and getting the lint out of the top of my ass, I'll get a little clump of hair up there. I start pulling and this like 2-3 foot hair coms out in one piece. I know it's mine, becuase it's red, and not a lot of people have that color hair. Does that happen to anyone else, or does it just mean that I have cancer?  | ||||
| Suzie I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be. | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 12:34 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00 | It would be a mircale if this worked, cuz I did it all by myself. Someone help a damsel in distress: Is my sig the right size? | ||||
| hooknose | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 12:36 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 02 | quote: Are you kidding? That is the coolest perk of having long hair. Sometimes I try to put one there manually, but it just isn't the same as the ones that make the journey on their own. 
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| hooknose | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 12:36 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 02 | [edit: Too much god damn coffee] This message was edited by hooknose on 1-29-02 @ 12:52 PM | ||||
| Reign | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 12:40 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | No! I've never had a hair that long before, but if you light your farts on fire it should help shorten the hairs considerably.. | ||||
| donotkidme | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 12:41 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01 | quote: HA!!!! what's on TV? Complaints? Too bad! | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 12:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:No. quote:Okay, I will. | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 12:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 |  WHATEVER BEN ----------------------------------------------- I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE "And he will raise you up on eagles wings, hear you on the breath of dawn, make you to shine like the sun and hold you in the palm of his hands" | ||||
| OAAWITE | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 1:01 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Yeah, but I'm a guy and I have really short hair. The longest hair on my head is probably 6 inches, yet I have 3 foot hairs in my ass. Here you go Suzie.  There's a thread to do this already, but I think it's pretty impossible to defile this thread with inappropriate posts. This message was edited by OAAWITE on 1-29-02 @ 1:06 PM | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 01-29-2002 @ 1:10 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | Okay Suzie, OAAWITE beat me to it, but here you go anyway (P.S. - mine's bigger than his, hehe)... | ||||
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