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Ronreddog
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 2:50 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I would guess that come October, K1d's status will read "Certified Board Loser" when he passes the 10,000 post mark.




DING! DING! DING!


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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 2:53 PM      
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Kid passing 10,000 in October? Is he taking a vacation or something?

Hey Spit, [joeyvoice]how you doing???[/joeyvoice]

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

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I adopted NOBODY. Honest, that's the name. Now accepting 1 more application for the crew.

Colonel Will Bill
O&A's only Dallas listener
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 2:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
holy S...look what i just found, what a beautiful sight...
even though this has nothing to do with what's being talked about as usual with my posts.



Metalfan
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 2:55 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Spit....you are one intriguing woman ;-)

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 2:57 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

the ball sack intrigues me


You can play with my Crown Royal bag anytime baby! ;-)



"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

Ahlexus is the newest castaway on Gilligan's Island. If she pisses in your wheaties, let me know.
Still room for one more castaway.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 3:01 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Spit, don't hide your true feelings.:)

Thanx for putting a smile on my face.









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Pull deh string...Pull deh string.
o&aswallow
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 3:01 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
OK, time out here. Just doing some real simple math here, there are about 8 to 9 guys here regularly and 4 to 5 ladies. Every woman here is one that every guy here (well the jury is still out on Hosp and Gilligan) would kill for. The ultimate hotties.

So seeing that is one babe that can be a "dirty girl" for every two guys, why the hell isn't the real world like that? Most of the woman you come across are, "I'm not going to touch that" or "you want me to swallow WHAT?" or "where did you say you wanted to stick that thing"?

So fess up ladies, which one of you are telling fibs here???


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
atomic punk
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 3:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

the ball sack intrigues me, it's fun to play with


I'm assuming you don't mean the dominatrix kicking in the balls type of fun. :)



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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 3:05 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Okay, I've gotta go to the mens room for a few minutes...

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

[email protected]

I adopted NOBODY. Honest, that's the name. Now accepting 1 more application for the crew.

HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 3:05 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Wow Spit, Just, wow. If you ever need another set to be intrigued by just let me know.

To think if I didn't miss 4 of these threads where My post count would have been.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
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Jennitalia
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 3:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
one of my housemates in college was not only a loud moaner, but her bed would bang so hard and loud against the walls, the pictures would shake downstairs and i woke up with my bed shaking once from her.




spitfire421
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 3:10 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Ahhhh...my work here is done today :)


Silent hell on the marble slab
The best trip that I've ever had
Higher than a jet plane, pass it around
My drinks on empty, need another round

I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Is this the best that you can do?
I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Higher than a jet plane with you
Welcome Boodadude and SpiritOfDirt to the School of Altered Reality, all problems should be addressed to [email protected] :)
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 3:12 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
OAS, Screw you, go buy my Porno "The Unlucky Guy". And Fuck you!!!!


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
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Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.

Ronreddog
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 3:14 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Spit, the yambag happens to be the dog's best feature! ;)

See, I got the women out to post! lol


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Grumpy
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posted on 06-12-2001 @ 3:14 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
OAS - Here's a thought (inspired by yesterday and today). Seeing how the guys have the c-blockers group, I think the ladies are jealous and now forming the c-teasers group. They damn sure have the qualifications.

Alright people. time for my next meeting. Talk to you slacking homos and ladies tomorrow.

Spit, Jenn, Dream, Ladi - be nice to the boys. 2 days of blue balls can really hurt a guy.



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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 3:15 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Okay, I 'm back.



I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

[email protected]

I adopted NOBODY. Honest, that's the name. Now accepting 1 more application for the crew.

HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 3:16 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Hey Jenn, do you still have her number?


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 3:17 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hey OAS, fuck off you old pervert.
At least I'm not reduced to a message board to try and pick up women. I can get women in real life.



"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

Ahlexus is the newest castaway on Gilligan's Island. If she pisses in your wheaties, let me know.
Still room for one more castaway.


This message was edited by MaynardGKrebs on 6-12-01 @ 3:18 PM
o&aswallow
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 3:18 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

one of my housemates in college was not only a loud moaner, but her bed would bang so hard and loud against the walls, the pictures would shake downstairs and i woke up with my bed shaking once from her



Jenn, did she wear a crash helmet during to practice safe sex? That old gag.

And Hosp, shameless, shamless plug LOL


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Jennitalia
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 3:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
she also got a tampon stuck all the way up her vag after having sex with her boyfriend. she was drunk and forgot it was in. we had to take her to the emergency room the next day and it took the doctors 45 minutes to get it out.





HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 3:20 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

And Hosp, shameless, shamless plug LOl


Did I ever say I had any shame?



What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.

Colonel Will Bill
O&A's only Dallas listener
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 3:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

she also got a tampon stuck all the way up her vag



great, thanks for the mental image Jenn :), after listenin about fat chics do a double dong and now this, ahhh,


spitfire421
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 3:26 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
ROFL-- Jenn you have some great stories :)
but thank god I missed the whole dorm-life thing


Silent hell on the marble slab
The best trip that I've ever had
Higher than a jet plane, pass it around
My drinks on empty, need another round

I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Is this the best that you can do?
I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Higher than a jet plane with you
Welcome Boodadude and SpiritOfDirt to the School of Altered Reality, all problems should be addressed to [email protected] :)
DreamWeaver
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 3:28 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
OK I'm gonna let you boys in on a few things......

#1..I never EVER lie

#2..I am just that cool

#3..I have grown up with boys all my life and I know what they want

#4..Blue balls are a myth and do not exist


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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This message was edited by DreamWeaver on 6-12-01 @ 3:31 PM
Metalfan
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 3:30 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Have a great night, you sickos.....ROFL

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!


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