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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 8:47 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Morning Metal, AF, BJ, Tard

I feal pretty good today. Actually got a good nights sleep. Good for me, bad for Tard.

AF, your team going down like a 20 dollar hooker.



Don't start me up like a Rolling Stone
I'll leave sulking like Macaulay Culkin home alone.

Cap'n Fudge
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 8:52 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Morning all...

I brought Egg sammiches for everybody. Now if I had anything else to contribute, I'd be dangerous.

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

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People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

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atomic punk
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 8:57 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Morning Metal, Juice, AFD, Tard, GW, and anyone else that enters.

AFD, if you can, bring me back a T-shirt with a catchy Arabic slogan. Something like "Welcome to Saudi F'n Arabia". Thanks. :)

So is everyone else in the football league ready to play for second place? I'm taking the title! ;)




See a gun is real easy
in this desparate part of town
Turns you from hunted into hunter
You go an' hunt somebody down

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Metalfan
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 8:57 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

AF, your team going down like a 20 dollar hooker



Boy, I heard his team was only as good as a 2 dollar hooker....he must have made some good trades....LMAO

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Don't just stare at it, eat it....

King Nothing is now under the watchful eye of the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
Jennitalia
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 9:00 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
morning, all?
mimosas, anyone? nothing like a good cock(tail) first thing in the morning :)




AFDude
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 9:05 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
AP..better idea. How about "I went to Saudi Arabi (again) and all I got was this F'n t-shirt!"

:)

quote:

your team is going down like a 20 dollar hooker


I think GW fixed it anyway..being the "commish" he was able to go in and grab Michael Vick at 5:30 the morning we drafted...:)










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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 9:13 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
If I wanted to cheat I would have drafted first.:)

Jen, 4 orange whips please.



Don't start me up like a Rolling Stone
I'll leave sulking like Macaulay Culkin home alone.

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 9:13 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Mornin tards. Happy hump day! Speaking of humping. MORNING LADIES! :)

AF - The Kneecap violators are bitch slap your team like the red headed step child they are. I'm very confident. I got rid of dead weight yesterday (NO, Petal's mom is still here) and picked up some good potential.

Jenn - you kill me. When are you gonna leave pink shirt boy and uh.....share the wealth? ;)


Don't try this at home kids.
Latest member to join my demented family: McBourbon. Be nice or answer to me!
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heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 9:18 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

4 orange whips please.

whip, what, huh? Oooo, it's gonna be one of those days!
quote:

Happy hump day! Speaking of humping. MORNING LADIES!

hiiiiii Grumpy ::rubs cleavage on the midget's head::




I can't do without you for too long...you're my situation
You're my kinda lover... - Billy Squier


"I'd rather die while I'm living then live while I'm dead." - Jimmy Buffet

I love the way you look at me, I love the way you smack my ass,
I love the dirty things you do, when I have control of you! - Puddle of Mud


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Jennitalia
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 9:19 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
wow, it's hump day and i'm totally in the mood to hump something. Isnt it great when things work out like that?
and grump, you can sip my mimosas any day ;)




AFDude
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 9:29 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

::rubs cleavage on the midget's head::


I agree with Frumpy, share the wealth! :);)

Grump...Brett Favre being baked up by Doug Flutie? lmao...Jeff Graham and Warrick Dunn as your best WR/RB...looks like youwill be the one getting violated there bud...after Metal's mom, of course...:)








First ever grad from the Newbie Academy: Lord Duvious....now able to fly solo.
Currently training Thrillhouse and SA_Like_It_Isuntil 8-24

If you want to be adopted,
[email protected]
"No one is thinking if everyone is thinking alike"-Gen. George S. Patton
Metalfan
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 9:29 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Petal's mom is still here



You better keep her...she's your best defensive end fidget

::laughing at the midget's hair standing on end after Ladi rubs him with the cleavage::

Hmmm, cleavage, whips and humping.....the day is looking better already :-)

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Don't just stare at it, eat it....

King Nothing is now under the watchful eye of the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 9:29 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Today is definitely a red letter day for the midget. I get boobs rubbed on my head and offers to sip mimosas. Now all I need is a winning lottery ticket.

BTW - to the so-called chefs among us. William Sonoma is having a clearance sale. 65% off. WS is the one place I could go crazy in with a credit card. They have serious high quality stuff for those that like to cook. Mrs. Grump takes my wallet from me when we go to their outlet in Woodbury.

Here's the link if your interested:
http://service.williams-sonoma.com/51470.10657.0.2633

My other favorite haunt is Chef Outlet (I think that's what it's called) in Paramus on 17, next door to Today's Man.


Don't try this at home kids.
Latest member to join my demented family: McBourbon. Be nice or answer to me!
And if he screws up let me know at [email protected]

Metalfan
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 9:35 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

My other favorite haunt is Chef Outlet (I think that's what it's called) in Paramus on 17, next door to Today's Man



Isn't that by the Orvis place? Across from Cerami?

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Don't just stare at it, eat it....

King Nothing is now under the watchful eye of the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 9:38 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Grump, even with the sales it's still pricey.

Ladi, orange whips are drinks, what were you thinking of?;-)







Don't start me up like a Rolling Stone
I'll leave sulking like Macaulay Culkin home alone.

AFDude
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 9:43 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Any day that starts off with women rubbing cleavage on men's heads, whips and mimosas is a good one....

now hopefully my meeting won't take all morning..see you tools in a little while....








First ever grad from the Newbie Academy: Lord Duvious....now able to fly solo.
Currently training Thrillhouse and SA_Like_It_Isuntil 8-24

If you want to be adopted,
[email protected]
"No one is thinking if everyone is thinking alike"-Gen. George S. Patton
BARRY MANILOW
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 9:44 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Morning all,

Grump...thanks for the heads up. Looks like I'm making a stop on my way home!

W.O.W!
SHOW ME YOUR TITS!
(Sorry...had to get that out of my system.;))


Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 9:46 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
GW - It's pricey but their stuff is worth it. I'd rather pay $60 for a saute pan there that will last me 10 years than pay $20 at Lecters that'll be thrown out the first time I make a pan fried steak. I look at it as an investment.

I'm just waiting for a clearance on Henkel knives. $60-70 a blade on average but very much worth it. They last a life time. Two things the Germans know how to make - Knives and Cars.


Don't try this at home kids.
Latest member to join my demented family: McBourbon. Be nice or answer to me!
And if he screws up let me know at [email protected]

spitfire421
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 9:52 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:


BTW - to the so-called chefs among us. William Sonoma is having a clearance sale.


Getting prepared for the Iron Slacker Cook-off?


quote:

Hmmm, cleavage, whips and humping

All you're missing is a good piece of ass :)



I definitely need some cheering up today, it's been a rough week :(






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Those long long days with no escaping
I hold the wheel to let it go
Don't wanna stop, don't wanna know
If it gets you down, well just don't blame me

If only we're nothing at all

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Jennitalia
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 9:57 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
you boys are so damn spoiled here!
anyone get their tax refund check yet? I'm supposed to get mine this week




slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 9:57 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Morning gang! I know, you're thinking "what the hell is slack doing here?". Well, it seems that part of my little training day at work involves using the laptop, and verifying internet capabilities, so I figured what better way than to say hey to my old pals at the board?

So this is what it feels like to abuse internet access and get paid..... NICE! Well, I have to run, but maybe I will be able to check back in. You guys have a great day..... well except for GW, I am still holding a grudge. :)



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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 10:08 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Spit, would a sock puppet show cheer you up? I'm doing a version of "War and Peace" that features Lambchop.

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

[email protected]

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

Metalfan
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 10:08 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

anyone get their tax refund check yet?



Gotten and spent, a few weeks ago :-)

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Don't just stare at it, eat it....

King Nothing is now under the watchful eye of the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 10:19 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Jenn - I got it late last week. It went right to my mortgage broker. Every little bit helps when it comes to down payments.


Don't try this at home kids.
Latest member to join my demented family: McBourbon. Be nice or answer to me!
And if he screws up let me know at [email protected]

Lord Duvious
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 10:50 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01



Morning chumps...I'm not even going to join in the FF trash talk. Let's just say I'm extremely confident. Would have been here earlier, but I was reading a pretty funny newbie bashing thread.

quote:

Two things the Germans know how to make - Knives and Cars.


I think this explains a lot. I would love to play your game Grump, but I'm still treading lightly in the insult-for-fun area, and besides, I don't any of you well enough to come up with anything good yet.



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You have to be prepared for the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you.


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